Better Than It Sounds/Film S: Difference between revisions

* '' {{spoiler|[[Salt]]}}'': Woman loses her job and her husband after getting in touch with her original contractors.

* '' {{spoiler|[[Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]}}'': Extraterrestrials learn the true meaning of giving after one of their kind gets pummeled with toys for attempting to kill a spirit associated with the winter solstice.

* ''{{spoiler|[[Saving Private Ryan]]}}'': Pennsylvania teacher leads rescue team.

* ''{{spoiler|[[Saw]]}}'': Fending off depression, a terminally ill craftsman and his puppet mascot pose puzzles to strangers.

* ''{{spoiler|[[SS Doomtrooper]]}}'': [[Stargate SG-1|Jonas Quinn]] and his [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits]] blow up a factory and kill Hitler's radioactive mutant. ...Actually, that sounds pretty cool.

* ''{{spoiler|[[Stand and Deliver]]}}'': Some minority kids study for a math test.

** ''{{spoiler|[[Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]]}}'': Captain and war criminal have a [[Ham-to-Ham Combat|scenery-eating contest]]. The budget was cut to TV movie levels, and one of the cast agreed to get killed off because he was convinced the series was hitting a dead end.

** ''{{spoiler|[[Star Trek III: The Search For Spock|Star Trek III the Search For Spock]]}}'': A big excuse to [[Disney Death|bring back someone who died]] in the previous installment. It had to be done--that someone's spirit was driving his [[The Rival|rival]] crazy. [[Broken Aesop|Aesops are broken]] along the way.

*** Or: Shakespeare in the Sky With Klingons.<ref>All credit for this particular phrase of awesome goes to the Fandom_wank wiki.</ref>

** '' {{spoiler|[[Star Trek Generations]]}}'': [[William Shatner]] is rescued from Paradise by a Frenchman with a British accent. [[Dropped a Bridge on Him|He dies shortly thereafter.]]

** '' {{spoiler|[[Star Trek: Nemesis]]}}'': The Frenchman with a British accent is cloned, but whoever did it forgot to fix the genetic problems that the original had already fixed. A "clone" of the android is also found. The original android jumps between two starships to fix everything for his captain.

** '' {{spoiler|[[Star Trek (film)|Star Trek]]}}'': Lots of [[Lens Flare]] and a time-traveling miner press the [[Reset Button]] on over 40 years of media. They kept the [[Large Ham|ham]]. However, some [[Nakama|Nakamas]] are simply meant to be.

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