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** Nikki was either ''really'' good for a laugh or really good for a bunch of annoyance.
* Another Nikki moment was where she was told to go to the diary room and as punishment, had to sit in there in silence until Big Brother is satisfied. Nikki then proceeds to throw a tantrum, and after awhile had been in the diary room for about 20 minutes, and only silent for ''SIX'' minutes. Some of Big Brother's comments were also funny.
{{quote| "Nikki, is that silence?" }}
* Pete falling into the pool is just a great bit of slapstick.
** And inspeaking of Pete, he had a little [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkz6GIWQwWk too much fun] with Automated Big Brother.
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*** Shannon was also called out on her toothbrush scrubbing because it was a health hazard.
** In the endurance challenge, Will shifted around so much Nicole let go of the key and was eliminated from the challenge. Even if she was thinking "Wall Banger", it was funny to see what she did in the [[Confession Cam]].
{{quote| '''Nicole''': And I (silence) lost it! The most IMPORTANT (silence) competition!! AAAAAALLLLL because of ''Will's ASS!!!!''"}}
* Big Brother 4:
** There was a [[Running Gag]] in the house where Alison's stuffed animal would wind up looking like it committed suicide. One of the funniest was when she found its head in the oven.
* Big Brother 6:
** One week, the houseguests had to hold down buttons in the pressure cooker for a Head of Household competition. Most of the houseguests would get prizes if they lost, and Beau won a Martini bar - so for several hours he just made cocktail after cocktail after cocktail and got trashed. And then Janelle, his [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]] dropped and begun to have a couple drinks with Beau. April dropped out of the competition so the two wouldn't fight with each other and this exchange happened:
{{quote| '''April''': I SWEAR! I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!<br />
'''April (in the Diary room)''': Really, I totally did it on purpose. }}
** At least once or twice, Ivette would be in the Diary Room and instead of her occupation below her name, it simply said "She's gay".
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* Big Brother 9:
** When Sharon begun to drive the house crazy while baby-talking the guinea pigs, Joshuah and Adam started mocking her in the diary room. Then finally, someone in the writing crew had this funny idea:
{{quote| '''Guinea Pig''': Sharon should go up on the block this week!<br />
'''Guinea Pig #2''': Yeah! She's crazy! }}
** Even later in the season, there is a montage of everyone saying they weren't lied to, and then the guinea pigs say they weren't lied to either.
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* Big Brother 11:
** Jeff wins the Coup d'etat by public vote, and he's called to the Diary Room to collect his prize. But he can't quite pronounce it.
{{quote| '''Jeff''': Coop-de-tat? }}
** After Jessie was evicted, Chima, Lydia, and Natalie held a small "memorial" service in the kitchen and shared wine, acting as if Jessie had died and saying he would be missed. Kevin meanwhile just sat there looking at them weirdly, and mentioned in the Diary room that he was [[Surrounded by Idiots]].
* Big Brother 12:
** There was a "punishment" where the houseguests had to stand up and dance whenever music started playing. [[Hilarity Ensues]] when Enzo has to get up and start dancing in the Diary room, and when they play it in the middle of the night. Ragan starts dancing while half-asleep.
** When Annie revealed that Brendan has a Masters degree in Physics which he was keeping secret we get confessionals from both Andrew and Ragan both who lied about their jobs of being a Doctor and a College Professor both bragging no one knows their job.
{{quote| '''Andrew''': Good thing no one knows i'm a Doctor!<br />
'''Ragan''': Good thing no one knows i'm a College Professor! }}
** Britney was good for a ''lot'' of laughs! When she was tethered to Brendon thanks to a challenge talking how he had to take a chum dip every couple of hours, you could see her mouthing "Help me" in the diary room.
*** In the first competition wherein houseguests would ride across on a giant hot dog to the other side, Britney was told she couldn't compete after she fell and hurt her ankle.
{{quote| "I lost my dignity on a giant weiner."}}
** The Zingbot. It's clear the houseguests were having fun, too.
* Big Brother 13:
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** That footage of Keith trying to get all the milk out of a fellow contestant's sponge suit for a competition is ''clearly'' not going away anytime soon.
** The first veto competition, in which both Keith and Porsche (who are partners) are throwing it. This leads to this perfect cut to the diary room.
{{quote| '''Porsche''': "I'm throwing the Veto competition and Keith has no idea."<br />
( [[Jump Cut]] to Keith's Diary room)<br />
'''Keith''': "I'm throwing the Veto and Porsche has no idea." }}
*** Even funnier is that Jeff and Jordan did worse than them. Yes, Jeff and Jordan did worse than the team that was ''throwing the competition.''
{{quote| "I'm being beaten by a team that's throwing the competition!"}}
** Rachel says everyone is playing the game for themselves and is mad at people for doing so. This is ironic because the person saying this is ''Rachel''.
*** Another gem from Rachel " I'll just get [[Angrish|evictedorselfevictedorvictor-AH.]]"
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** Shelly: "I am probably the only one in this house who knows what a dishwasher even is, since nobody in the house does their dishes!"
** The Zingbot again.
{{quote| Zingbot: Hey Jordan. The reason that Jeff hasn't proposed to you yet because he knows you are bad at answering questions! <br />
Jordan: *To the [[Confession Cam]]* What? }}
** The look on Adam's face (and his overall reaction) when Tori Spelling walked into the house. One has never seen a grown man [[Squee]] like so before.