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* When you first get the Electro-Bolt plasmid in the first game, it's a very scary scene. However, the mood is lightened when Atlas says "Steady now! Your genetic code is being rewritten! Just hold on, and everything will be fine!" Dark humor on the level of ''Portal''.

* Speaking of which, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPgX7YaRIOs&feature=related Brute Splicer.] My God, homophobic as he might be, that British bastard will make you laugh until you pass out, guaranteed.

* Waders: He offered you salvation, and you SHIT on him!

** Also funny if you use it to make a lone splicer lash out at a Big Daddy. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

* Sander Cohen. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrdEbWH54js&feature=related THAT] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBTzIy8AQbQ&feature=related IS] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd9-Iw-V51E&feature=related ALL.]

* Getting two Big Daddies to duke it out in either game.

{{spoiler|Suchong: "NO! NO! GET AWAY! ''AGH!''"}} }}

* Darkly hilarious moment in ''Bioshock 2''. Immediately after finding the Incinerate Plasmid in an amusement park, a prerecorded announcement suggests lighting the fireplace for an animatronic couple. If you do, {{spoiler|the fire travels along a trail of oil and engulfs the couple in flames.}}

** In further [[Mundane Utility]] hijinks, the next announcement suggests you light someone's cigarette with your newfound power. However, close examination of the next animatronic setup shows that all of the dummies have been charred to a crisp: was the plasmid too powerful, or were the previous takers just ''really'' bad shots? Either one's hilarious.

** Might actually be referring to one of the developers earning the Trail of Corpses achievement in [PROTOTYPE], which is for killing 53,596 zombies.

* In ''Bioshock 2'' {{spoiler|After you rescue Eleanor and get her a Big Sister suit you get a plasmid that lets you summon her to help you in fights. What does the plasmid's description say? "It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day!"}}

* In Bioshock 1, you fight out a boss battle against many, many Spider Splicers...to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwgK9JKUiw Waltz of the Flowers.]

** Doubly hilarious if you actually dance circles around the staircase while fighting them.

** If you choose to shoot the guy, the splicer prostitute screams "Not again!"

* Gilbert Alexander's the height of [[Crazy Awesome]]. Honorable mentions go to preventing you from entering a locked office ''by singing the Fontaine Futuristics jingle'' so loudly it interferes with the voice lock, and introducing the first Alpha Series with "I think one of your old co-workers wants to welcome you back to the office".

** "How dare you try to buy me out with this-this bribe, this pittance, this sublime... God damn you, Delta!"

* Any time you shoot someone with a rocket spear.

* The sheer number of traps you can set. Trap rivets, trap spears, proximity mines, remote turrets, even a whirlwind trap plasmid... that you can charge with other plasmids! If you've got a full inventory you can literally fill the entire area with traps while guarding a little sister and just stand there and watch the carnage.

** {{spoiler|In Ryan Amusements, after the Journey to the Surface ride becomes open to you, you will see an animatronic Andrew Ryan ready to greet you at the entrance. Leaning against the wall behind him is a golf club. You have Telekinesis. Following me? Good. Now, ask yourself: Are you a man, or a slave?}}

(After upgrading a weapon at Power to the People Machine) Even Daddy's toys have toys! <br />

(After setting down a decoy) No candy(?) for spooky Daddy. <br />

(After electrocuting a splicer): Look Daddy, he's dancing!<br />

* During the [[Teleport Spam|teleportation bit]] after you grab the Unstable Teleport Plasmid, one of the things you randomly teleport to is the sight of the Plasmid floating through the air, apparently chasing some poor Splicer who is screaming in terror and running from it as fast as he can.

* Yeah, Steinman's freaky as all get out, but still - "STOP CROWDING ME! LOOK IN A MIRROR! LOOK IN A MIRROR!"

** Even better is the recording you get after his death: "Not What She Wanted." It points out the explicit moment that he went off the deep end.

* Atlas's Irish accent can either be charming or flat out [[Narm Charm|hilarious.]]

** Atlas' outburst from the first game when {{spoiler|Ryan kills Julie with poison gas}} is rather darkly humorous.

** And, of course, "Fistful O' Loitnin'" when you get the Electro-Bolt Plasmid.

* Poole's comparing Lamb not charging admission to Dionysus Park in Rapture to "some kinda naturist camp where everybody wears pope hats and nothing else!"

* The Ryan Amusements audio tour. "BUT THE PARASITES SAY [[Narm|NOOOOO!"]]

* In Minerva's Den, the Spider Splicers wear ''horn rim glasses''.

* "Now would you kindly head to Ryan's office and kill the son of a bitch?" Admit it, {{spoiler|before you found out its true significance,}} you chuckled a bit at this line.

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