Blessed with Suck/New Media: Difference between revisions

{{quote| "If comic books, cartoons, and Sci-Fi Original Movies have taught me anything, it's that shapeshifting comes with a bunch of boring rules and restrictions that limit its potential Turn-Into-A-Bulldozer-Whenever-I-Wantity. You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets, [[Weaksauce Weakness|contemporary jazz]] turns you back to normal, you can only turn into [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway|presents your grandma's knitted for you]]. Crap like that. For example, let's say I could turn into any species... OF '''BALLOON''' ANIMAL!!??"}}

* The trait positive girls from ''[[Lonely Girl 15]]'' have a significantly longer lifespan than the average person due to the [[Techno Babble|number of ribozymes in their blood which catalyse their own synthesis]]. Unfortunately, there are some people would like to take that blood for themselves, so, essentially, to be trait positive is to be forever on the run from people who want to kill you.

 

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