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Stinkin Up My Backyard, just more crap...
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* [[Technology Marches On]]: "Chat Room" (a parody of the 1975 C.W. McCall CB radio song "Convoy") steps directly into this pratfall by hard-coding 56kbps dial-up speeds, hard-wiring the piece to an era a few years after the [[Eternal September]] of 1993.
* [[Teeny Weenie]]: [[wikipedia:I Only Want to Be with You|I Only Want to Be with You]] becomes "(I've Only Got A) Three-Inch Tool"
* [[Toilet Humour]]: Loads of crap, piled high. "The Old Man Down The Road" (John Fogerty) becomes "The Old Man's on the Commode". [[Bob Seger]]'s "Night Moves" becomes "Bowel Moves". A parody [[Britney Spears]] exclaims "[[gasshole|Oops]], I [[fartillery|farted]] again!" while the dogs mark their territory with "Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!" (to the tune of "Let It Snow") with the doggie doo "Stinkin Up My Backyard" ([[Creedence Clearwater Revival|CCR]] 1970, "Lookin Out My Backdoor"). And yes, [[mondegreen|there's a bathroom on the right]].
* [[Twisted Christmas]]: "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire", as one of many [[Anti-Christmas Song]]s which fill a few seasonal albums. The plight of the poor little angel who has [[Ass Shove|a Christmas tree forced up her bottom]] in "Who Put The Stump (In My Rump)" (a parody of Barry Mann's 1961 [[wikipedia:Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp)|Who Put the Bomp]]) is painful.
* [[Unintentional Period Piece]]: Any political references, such as invoking the Monica Lewinsky scandal to justify [[Chubby Chaser|fetishising]] [[Big Beautiful Women]] (or deriding Gary Hart's 1988 campaign), have become dated very quickly.