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• Pick a Boris quote. Any Boris quote.
  • “The French looked at a dining table and saw the opportunity to have dinner. We looked at the dining table and saw the opportunity to play Wiff Waff!!”
  • "Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
  • "My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive."