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* #5: Sandman's drunken attempt to do a promo for NoDQ.com's XMV (full promo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI2VwXudL0c&feature=relmfu here], Botchamania [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCU-7T8Phy4 here])
* #8: The now-legendary definition of a "windjammer":
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'''Lance''': Go right ahead.
'''Al''': You know the definition of a windjammer?
'''Lance''': No I really don't--
'''Al''': It's the agonizing screams of a trapped turd.
''([[Beat]], followed by raucous laughter)''
'''Lance''': ...shit! }}
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== Botchamania 11-20 ==
* #11: Dave "The Redneck" Schultz's misadventures in San Francisco:
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** Also, Sid Vicious says the following ''with an entirely straight face'':
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* 15: [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]] appears to be suffering from a bout of laryngitis, much to [[Mick Foley|Mankind]]'s amusement.
** The Rock loses his glasses. And then Mankind retrieves them for him.
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* 18: The Rock + Coach + Broken Microphone = Hilarious.
* 20: [[Roddy Piper]] dropping an F-Bomb and Gene Okerlund's reaction.
** "Hower Power". Period.
** A Japanese wrestler has technical difficulties:
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''(Audience laughs)''
'''Wrestler''': ''(to someone in the crowd)'' [[Translation Convention|<HEY! STFU>]] }}
** Lex Luger goes berserk.
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** Look out! Flying monkey!
* 26: [[Kevin Nash]] is mistaken about how [[Ric Flair]]'s [[Catch Phrase]] goes.
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* 27: Dragon Dragon, the most agile reptile in wrestling history. Or maybe not.
* 28: Look out, [[Vince McMahon|Vince]]! Flying sweatshirt!
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** The "Chicken Incident".
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** Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[Accidental Innuendo|I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]"
* 45: After his match with [[Triple H]] at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry [[Randy Orton]] tells off a booing crowd.
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** [[Mick Foley]] offers up this gem during a TLC match
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** JR calls Umaga's spinning sideslam to [[Jeff Hardy]] a Black Hole Slam, while technically not wrong it looks rather awkward considering the implications.
* 46: Million Dollar Mania, Rick-Rolling and all.
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* 66: [[Bobby Heenan]] hates [[WCW|this place]].
* 67: Announcing a match between [[Chris Jericho]] & [[Jeff Hardy]].
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** 67 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWGdN-BX0Q Also started this.]
** Yet another f**ked-up WCW match ending. Cue the flying beverages.
* 68: On an episode of [[ECW]] during a match between Jack Swagger and [[Christian]]:
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'''Matt Striker''': ''I'm not wrestling!'' }}
** Sandman gets drunk before a show. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
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== Botchamania 81-90 ==
* #84: [[Scott Steiner]] does ''not'' take kindly to being corrected.
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'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.<br />
([[Beat]])<br />
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* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo-Kazooie|Lord Woo Fak Fak]].
** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
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* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his [[Precision F-Strike]].
* #89: The introduction of the series' resident [[Butt Monkey]], "[[CZW]] [[Fan Nickname|Airhorn Guy]]."
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** [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Bobby Heenan]] answer a viewer's letter...or try to.
* #90: Santino Marella (in drag) hits on [[Jim Ross]]. [[Enforced Method Acting|J.R. never saw it coming]].
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== Botchamania 91-100 ==
* 91: [[Wrestler/Raven|Raven]] vs AJK. The winner: the table they tried to use in ''numerous'' spots that [[Made of Iron|absolutely REFUSED to break]].
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* 94: [[Kevin Nash]] tries his hand at commentating.
* 96: A fan craps on [[Randy Orton]]'s promo.
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'''Fan:''' HERPES!!! }}
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* 101: Gene Okerlund corpses. [[Running Gag|Again.]]
* 103: [[Mick Foley|Cactus Jack]] and Terry Funk face the wrath of the flying chairs.
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* 104: Yet another promo walk-in.
** [[Shawn Michaels]] looses his tear-aways.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waxJ7aMoSRY Botchamania 109] opens with a high-energy intro to ''Survivor Series'' set against ''[[Guilty Gear]]'' music. In the middle of it all is a quick "[[Corpsing|Send For]] [[Randy Savage|The Man]]" cutaway that goes against the tone so hard it's just hilarious.
** A match that brings a whole new meaning to the term, "[[Garbage Wrestler]]".
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* 110: [[Trish Stratus]] and "Polly Walnuts".
** Caution: Floor slippery when covered with cotton candy.
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* 112: [[Chris Jericho]] vs. Flying Glowsticks.
* 116: A wrestler loses his pants, much to the commentators' amusement.
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** [[Jeff Jarrett]] vs. Flying Tacos.
* Look out! Flying [[New World Order|NWO]] t-shirt!
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== Botchamania 121-130 ==
* 123: [[CM Punk]] tells it like it is.
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** Look out, Paul Heyman! Flying beverage!
* 125: [[CZW]]'s Callihan has finally had enough of the fans blowing airhorns whenever he tries to speak. He manages to get a hold of one, let all the air out, and destroy it (Caption: {{smallcaps|"Air Horn Fan is defeated: Callihan Wins!"}})...only for ''more'' airhorns to go off.
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* 133: ROH + Broken Microphones = Hilarious.
* 135: Perhaps the most awesome use of this [[Full Metal Jacket]] line ever, when two wrestlers fall on each other in a... [[Ho Yay|suggestive pose]]:
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* 136 A wrestler suplexes his opponent onto some light tubes Maffew decides to play the character of the referee who got a piece of glass in his eye.
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* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[WWE]] Bookers from #136:
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'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />
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== Botchamania 151-160 ==
* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask]]'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:
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** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched.
* 151: "Cattle Mutilation".
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* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[RoboCop]], [[Lucky Star|Konata Izumi]], [[Captain Ersatz|Arachniman]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]], [[Pokémon (anime)|Ash Ketchum]], etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).
* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch.
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* 172: The "Muffler Incident". Nothing more needs to be said.
** Robert Rhode cuts a promo involving a knock knock joke on Matt Hardy and his mystery tag partner Chris Harris (who left TNA to go to WWE and was renamed Braden Walker).
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* 173: Mean Gene Okerlund winds up mixing up the name of Daffney, a female wrestler, with Crowbar, a male wrestler.
** [[Randy Savage]], the gift that keeps on giving.
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* 174: [[The Miz]] is ... [[Jerry Lawler|AAWWWWWWFUUUUUL!!!]]
* 175: MY NAME IS CHAD.
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** "TRENT ACID, YOU ALMOST KICKED ME IN THE BALLS, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
** Tony Chimel announcing the, uh, "Woman's" Championship.
* 176: Drew Galloway starts a promo by saying, "Unlike Drew Galloway..." Whoever corrected him off-screen was clearly displeased.
** Fans taunt King with a Burger King crown. ''And actually get it on his head!''
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'''Fans:''' BURGER KING! BURGER KING! }}
* 179: "What are these doing here? Here we come, Botchamania."
** Another Burger King reference. [[Jerry Lawler]] is not amused.
** A CZW wrestler does [[Booker T]].
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** Hey Mr. Anderson, watch out for that- ''(thud)'' ...microphone...
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** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''.
* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:
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'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }}
* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup:
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''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }}
* 188: Mr. Anderson has finally had enough with the microphone bloopers.
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** More CZW clips?! NOOOOOOOO!!!
** (Belch)
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* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme.
** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'':
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''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''
'''SFX''': ''(as Yzma falls)'' '''''JEEEEEEEEEEEE<small> EEESUUUUUUUUUU </small><small> UUUUUUUUUS </small>!!!''''' }}
** "Stop living in the past, you idiots!".
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* 196: [[Left Fielder|"FISH BATTER!"]]
** Sandman's cell phone goes off.
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''(crowd cheers)''
'''Sandman''': ...[[Cassandra Truth|no, I'm not in a bar]]! }}
*** Someone in the crowd imitates [[The Iron Sheik]], knowing full well this is going in Botchamania.
** Another random garbage match.
* 197: JR-Roonie, anyone?
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** An XPW announcer mouths off.
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** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (film)|Ed Wood]]''.
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'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }}
* 198: It's Iron Sheik Appreciation Night at CZW, apparently.
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** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go with That|He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].''
*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:
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** First came Insane [[Dusty Rhodes|Dusty]] Commentary, then Inane [[Booker T|Black Snow]] commentary, then there was Insipid [[Taz]] commentary, even Intoxicated [[Roddy Piper|Piper]] Commentary, and then #200 gave us Imbecilic [[Michael Cole]] Commentary.
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** A [[Action Girl|joshi]] wrestler does a big splash off the top rope...and her mask flies off.
** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?
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''([[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)''
'''SFX''': {{smallcaps|JEEZUS!}} }}
* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
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'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!
''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''
'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{smallcaps|JEEZUS!}}
'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }}
* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]]
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