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** Magnum T.A. to Tully Blanchard: "And when we come to Philadelphia this time, there's gonna be no mistaking what's gonna happen: [[Accidental Innuendo|I'm gonna come on you like nobody's ever come on you before!]]"
* 45: After his match with [[Triple H]] at One Night Stand: Extreme Rules (the one that injured his collarbone), a legitimately angry [[Randy Orton]] tells off a booing crowd.
{{quote| '''Orton''': [[Precision F
** [[Mick Foley]] offers up this gem during a TLC match
{{quote| "They're sliding in not one but two <s>Tables</s> ladders".}}
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'''Reporter:''' You mean, moderator.<br />
([[Beat]])<br />
'''[[Scott Steiner]]:''' '''[[Big "Shut Up!"|SHUT UP]]!!!''' }}
** Miss Elizabeth corpsing? SEND FOR THE...wait, never mind.
** The classic "Cornette Face" is born.
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** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
{{quote| '''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!}}
* #87: Gene Okerlund explains his [[Precision F
* #89: The introduction of the series' resident [[Butt Monkey]], "[[CZW]] [[Fan Nickname|Airhorn Guy]]."
{{quote| '''Audience Member:''' Knock knock, who's there? I GOT NO PANTS ON!!!}}
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{{quote| ''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira (Manga)|Akira]]'', with the caption {{smallcaps|[[TNA]] Booking Meeting}})''<br />
'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />
'''Crazy Booker''': Can the Nasty Boys be involved in the finish? They need the rub.<br />
'''Half-Hit-in-the-Ass Booker''': Nah, we fired them. What about [[
'''Level-headed Booker''': I fired him already! The bastard called me a black bitch!<br />
'''Crazy Booker''': You ''are'' a black bitch!<br />
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*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the [[Jeff Hardy]] vs. Sting title "match": {{spoiler|"Oh, come on! Really?!"}}
*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Vince McMahon]] and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and [[Michael Cole]] in succession.
* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[
* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch.
{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' WHAT?!}}
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* 189: The [[The Hangover|Hangover]] - style ending, featuring everyone from [[Cody Rhodes]] and [[Kelly Kelly]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''New Jack and [[The Iron Sheik]]''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme.
** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The
{{quote| '''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk!<br />
''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''<br />
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