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** [[Scott Hall]] and [[Kevin Nash]] shooting to [[RF Video]] about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat ([[Booker T]] and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got ''really'' pissed off, and b) [[Enforced Method Acting|did not see it coming]]. Hall would immediately tag out after that.
** YOU CANNOT UNSEE [[The Big Show|FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE]]
* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo
** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
{{quote| '''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!}}
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* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo".
* 129: [[Ric Flair]] go down da hole.
** '[[Try to Fit That
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{{quote| '''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}}
* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[WWE]] Bookers from #136:
{{quote| ''(A meeting room taken from ''[[
'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />
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== Botchamania 151-160 ==
* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda:
{{quote| '''Mask Salesman''': [[Oh, No, Not Again|Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it?]] ''(pissed-off face)''}}
** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched.
* 151: "Cattle Mutilation".
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* #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink.
* #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the [[Tiger Mask]] name! ''[[A Rare Sentence|And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!]]''"
** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''[[NFL Blitz]]'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the [[Montreal Screwjob]], the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of [[Eddie Guerrero]] with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your [[Freeze
*** What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of [[Chyna]]: {{spoiler|"Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Orlando Jordan? Goldust?" Now that's just offensive!"}}
*** "Fat" with a picture of [[Samoa Joe]]: {{spoiler|"Damn you, [[Scott Steiner]] promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"}}
*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the [[Jeff Hardy]] vs. Sting title "match": {{spoiler|"Oh, come on! Really?!"}}
*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Vince McMahon]] and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and [[Michael Cole]] in succession.
* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[
* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch.
{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' WHAT?!}}
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* 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off.
* 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, [[Michael Cole]] is speechless.
* 184: A match from the [[Giftedly Bad|Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''[[
** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''.
* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:
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'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }}
* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup:
{{quote| '''[[Jim Cornette|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O
''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }}
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* 189: The [[The Hangover|Hangover]] - style ending, featuring everyone from [[Cody Rhodes]] and [[Kelly Kelly]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''New Jack and [[The Iron Sheik]]''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme.
** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove
{{quote| '''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk!<br />
''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''<br />
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== Botchamania 191-200 ==
* 192: [[Kane (
** Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds."
** Introducing the British Table.
* 193: [[Booker T]] discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment.
** A typical [[CZW]] setup is turned on its ear when {{spoiler|it instead cuts to [[Chuck Norris]] at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to [[Conan O
* 194: [[Animaniacs
** [[Scott Steiner]] gets pissed at the crowd for ''[[Ensemble Darkhorse|cheering for him]].''
** IWA King of the Death Matches 2011:
*** Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song.
*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon
** [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction.
* 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit [[K Os]] his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.
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** An XPW announcer mouths off.
{{quote| De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week! }}
** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (
{{quote| '''Bela:''' ''VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! '''POOL DA STRINK'''!''<br />
'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }}
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* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
** [[The Miz]] leaves his mark in the ring. Literally.
** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go
*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:
{{quote| '''Steen''': I'll tell ya one thing...[[Worthy Opponent|I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off]].}}
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** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?
{{quote| '''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...<br />
''([[Conan O
'''SFX''': {{smallcaps|JEEZUS!}} }}
* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
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'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!<br />
''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O
'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }}
* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team
** Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
* 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed.
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