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** [[Scott Hall]] and [[Kevin Nash]] shooting to [[RF Video]] about a tag match they had against Harlem Heat ([[Booker T]] and Stevie Ray), wherein Hall spat on Ray, who a) got ''really'' pissed off, and b) [[Enforced Method Acting|did not see it coming]]. Hall would immediately tag out after that.
** YOU CANNOT UNSEE [[The Big Show|FAT JUSTIN CREDIBLE]]
* #86: The ending that used sound bytes from [[Ric Flair]], [[The Iron Sheik]] and others to introduce [[Banjo -Kazooie|Lord Woo Fak Fak]].
** Uh oh. Looks like the Toronto fans forgot which sport they were watching...
{{quote| '''Toronto Fans:''' GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!}}
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* 127: [[Scott Hall]] wants a "dealdo".
* 129: [[Ric Flair]] go down da hole.
** '[[Try to Fit That Onon A Business Card|The Jerry Saggs of dime bags. The Katie Vick of the thai stick. The 1 Night In Chyna of marijuana. The Hugh Morrus of riding the white horse. The Pacman Jones of getting stoned. The Art Donovan of chasing the dragon. The renegade of getting blazed. The Yoshi Kwan of the opium salon. The Outback Jack of the dime sack. The Great Khali of four twenty. The David Arquette of cigarettes. The Tiger Ali Singh of duck-arsing. The Planet Stasiak of kodiak. The P.I.G of LSD. The Fake Kane of Mary Jane. The Brian Lee of OOOOWWEEEEEEEE.' Ruckus]]!
 
 
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{{quote| '''Ref''': ''My eye [[Jerry Lawler|Lawler]], you SOB Lawler, my eye. Damn you Lawler.''}}
* [[TNA]] Bookers vs. [[WWE]] Bookers from #136:
{{quote| ''(A meeting room taken from ''[[Akira (Manga)|Akira]]'', with the caption {{smallcaps|[[TNA]] Booking Meeting}})''<br />
'''Elderly Booker''': The colonel suggests that we plan ahead and have [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]] beat [[AJ Styles|AJ]] on [[Pay Per View|PPV]] for the belt, instead of having it on Impact! for free with no build.<br />
'''Asinine Booker''': [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] Is he taking the piss?! If we do that, the spotlight would be off [[Hulk Hogan|Hogan]]! If we have the athleticism and wrestling emphasized, [[And That's Terrible|this'll make Hogan look bad!]] Doing it on TV won't give the fans the chance to think that!<br />
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== Botchamania 151-160 ==
* 150: The lead-in to the [[CZW]] segment is a clip from ''[[The Legend of Zelda: MajorasMajora's Mask]]'', where the Mask Salesman is about to get really pissed off at Link:
{{quote| '''Mask Salesman''': [[Oh, No, Not Again|Don't tell me...it's CZW...AGAIN...isn't it?]] ''(pissed-off face)''}}
** The first promo. It would have been funny even if it ''hadn't'' been botched.
* 151: "Cattle Mutilation".
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* #165: [[Scott Steiner]] needs another drink.
* #166: "Hide my face! You have brought shame to the [[Tiger Mask]] name! ''[[A Rare Sentence|And this is coming from Tiger Mask IV!]]''"
** One of the endings has audio clips of the announcer from ''[[NFL Blitz]]'' set to photos of wrestlers and the horrible angles they were involved in (the [[Montreal Screwjob]], the Fingerpoke of Doom, the Shockmaster's entrance, etc.) Maffew inserts his own jokes about them, some of them straightforward (a sound byte of a player's name and the corresponding wrestler), some clever (a picture of [[Eddie Guerrero]] with the sound byte "Holmes!") some you can catch if your [[Freeze -Frame Bonus|pause finger is fast enough]].
*** What sounds like "She-he" with a picture of [[Chyna]]: {{spoiler|"Sorry, that joke was a bit obvious. I was only kidding, anyway. Besides, who or what else could I put here? Orlando Jordan? Goldust?" Now that's just offensive!"}}
*** "Fat" with a picture of [[Samoa Joe]]: {{spoiler|"Damn you, [[Scott Steiner]] promos! And your unintentional hilarity!"}}
*** "Should've stayed home today...hell, ''I'' should've stayed home..." with a picture of the [[Jeff Hardy]] vs. Sting title "match": {{spoiler|"Oh, come on! Really?!"}}
*** Three uses of ''"Why?!"'' with the images of [[Vince McMahon]] and Eric Bischoff shaking hands, Hornswoggle, and [[Michael Cole]] in succession.
* #167: "I sat through two three-minute matches and [[Creator's Pet|Hornswoggle]] rapping, missed [[Bryan Danielson|Danielson]] / [[Sheamus]], and '''''that's''' the [[Wrestlemania]] main event?!'' "In response to the double count-out finish of the Cena/Miz match at ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' (before the match restarted), the Cornette Medley, a collection of photoshopped Cornette Faces turning [[Jim Cornette]] into various people/characters such as [[The Iron Sheik]], [[Robo CopRoboCop]], [[Lucky Star (Anime)|Konata Izumi]], [[Captain Ersatz|Arachniman]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Kamina]], [[Pokémon (Animeanime)|Ash Ketchum]], etc. Set to "Call on Me" (known to YTMNDers as the "X Never Changes Facial Expressions" song).
* #170: [[Jim Ross]] calls a Diva a bitch.
{{quote| '''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' WHAT?!}}
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* 182: The New Age Outlaws mouth off.
* 183: "He just left a skidmark on that boy!". For once, [[Michael Cole]] is speechless.
* 184: A match from the [[Giftedly Bad|Raja Lion Training Academy]], with the ''[[Marvel vs. Capcom 3 (Video Game)|Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]'' version of [[Soundtrack Dissonance|Zero's theme from]] ''[[Mega Man X (Video Game)|Mega Man X]] 2'' blaring in the background.
** The CZW clip features the most famous song from ''[[Jesus Christ Superstar|JEEEZUS Christ Superstar]]''.
* 185: All of [[Booker T]]'s commentarry from the episode could count, but this little jem stands out:
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'''[[Michael Cole]]''': What?! }}
* 186: This [[CZW]] clip setup:
{{quote| '''[[Jim Cornette|Cornette Face]]''': ''(superimposed on [[Conan O 'Brien]]'s [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{smallcaps| Dear Maffew: Please stop using [[CZW]] clips. Sincerely, Cornette Face.}}<br />
''(Conan pantomimes grabbing something and then punching it, sending the Cornette Face away. He then pulls the lever)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''JEEEEZUS!'' }}
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* 189: The [[The Hangover|Hangover]] - style ending, featuring everyone from [[Cody Rhodes]] and [[Kelly Kelly]] to ''Hornswoggle'' to '''New Jack and [[The Iron Sheik]]''' getting absolutely shitfaced at a party and being all different kinds of stupid.
* 190: [[Glass Jaw Referee]] to the extreme.
** [[CZW]] is introduced with the help of Yzma and Kronk from ''[[The Emperor's New Groove (Disney)|The Emperors New Groove]]'':
{{quote| '''Yzma''': Pull the lever, Kronk!<br />
''(Kronk does, and a trap door appears underneath Yzma)''<br />
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== Botchamania 191-200 ==
* 192: [[Kane (Wrestlingwrestling)|Kane]] scares Coach right off his chair.
** Hit a dropkick, land on head--that's Ric Blade's career in 10 seconds."
** Introducing the British Table.
* 193: [[Booker T]] discusses the "We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" moment.
** A typical [[CZW]] setup is turned on its ear when {{spoiler|it instead cuts to [[Chuck Norris]] at a WWE event kicking down another wrestler; cut back to [[Conan O 'Brien]], only with [[Vince Russo]]'s head superimposed over his, with "SWERVE" as the caption}}. It then goes into CZW as normal.
* 194: [[Animaniacs (Animation)|And now it's time for "Good Idea; Bad Idea."]] Or, as Maffew describes it, "[[Wimp Fight|These punches couldn't put a dent in a cream cake]]."
** [[Scott Steiner]] gets pissed at the crowd for ''[[Ensemble Darkhorse|cheering for him]].''
** IWA King of the Death Matches 2011:
*** Bucky Collins' intro music is cut off. He pauses, then finishes his entrance singing the beat to his own song.
*** A fan at ringside is seen wearing a headband with [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pikachu]] ears. Cue WTF?! reaction images.
** [[CHIKARA]] vs. ring construction.
* 195: [[Samoa Joe]] legit [[K Os]] his opponent in a match. Since he can't wrestle anymore, his partner has to drag him back to his own corner and tag his unconscious body.
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** An XPW announcer mouths off.
{{quote| De hot dog give me diarrhea for 3 week! }}
** Maffew leads into Conan's lever pull with Bela Lugosi's legendary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg monologue] from [[Glen or Glenda]], as portrayed in ''[[Ed Wood (Filmfilm)|Ed Wood]]''.
{{quote| '''Bela:''' ''VAIT...POOL DA STRINK! '''POOL DA STRINK'''!''<br />
'''CZW Lever:''' '''''JYAY-ZUS!''''' }}
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* 200: A fan yells, "[[Groin Attack|Kick him in the dick]]!"--repeatedly--which leads to, "Carlito corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
** [[The Miz]] leaves his mark in the ring. Literally.
** After a grueling Ladder Match, El Generico finally manages to pull down the belt. And the air vent in the ceiling. ''[[Sure, Let's Go Withwith That|He celebrates by hoisting up both of them]].''
*** After the match, Kevin Steen had this to say:
{{quote| '''Steen''': I'll tell ya one thing...[[Worthy Opponent|I knew we'd tear the fucking roof off]].}}
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** The very fact that [[Kurt Angle]] made light of the fact that he could say whatever he wanted and get cheered was hilarious enough, but what do you think it was the setup for?
{{quote| '''Kurt''': Truth be told, I'm not a fan of "the black people." And if I would go back in time, the one person in history I'd want to make tap out would have to be...<br />
''([[Conan O 'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever are superimposed over the face of Daivari)''<br />
'''SFX''': {{smallcaps|JEEZUS!}} }}
* 202: The setup for CZW is heralded by game footage from ''[[Star Fox 64]]''. As in, hitting the eight locks and shooting the rail switcher to make the Forever Train crash into a fuel bunker and explode:
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'''Zandig''': NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!<br />
''(The tank then shoots the switcher)''<br />
'''SFX''': ''(as a communique from [[Conan O 'Brien]] and his [[Walker, Texas Ranger]] lever)'' {{smallcaps|JEEZUS!}}<br />
'''Peppy''': Good going, Fox! }}
* 203: [[Christian|The]] [[Alberto Del Rio|A]][[Corrupt Corporate Executive|c]][[Mark Henry|e]]-[[The A-Team (TV)|Team!]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg|And David Otunga]]
** Adam Pearce and his manager argue with a fan to the point they start doing breath exercises, but it backfires spectacularly with "Scarp Iron corpsing? SEND FOR THE MAN!"
* 204: In "Sing Along With Ex-Drew Gulak Fans", the CZW crowd really gives it to Drew with chants of "Whit-ney Hous-ton", "Brook-lyn Braw-ler", "Bar-ry Hor-o-witz", "Giiiiiillberg", "S.D. Jones", "Cena sucks", "Turtle-neck", "Su-per Dra-gon", "Fuck this shit", "Wife-beater", "You screwed Bret", "H-B-K" and "Under-taker". The commentators nearly lose it while Drew is understandably pissed.