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''Ten million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong!''|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CHfqg0wd8&list=PLD2F668DC2272FC96&index=64&feature=plpp_video The Key of Awesome]''' ''[[One Direction]] parody''}}
 
A very specific kind of [[Five-Man Band|five-man vocal group]]. Typically, you're in a [['''Boy Band]]''' if you began recording while still in your teens; if you and your bandmates are all extremely [[Pretty Boy|pretty]]; if few, if any of you, play instruments; if your boss is a large and often intimidating man; if you [[Dead Horse Music Genre|can't get any respect]] from the Serious Music Critics; if you have a hard time [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|crossing over to an adult audience]]; and ''especially'' if the girls can't get enough of you. Can generate a [[Periphery Hatedom]] when a boy band is popular enough, to the point that all straight males over the age of 14 will automaitcally hate their guts.
 
You definitely were in a Boy Band if, years and years after the fact, your fandom looks back on your early albums as an embarrassing phase, [[Guilty Pleasure]], [[So Bad It's Good]], or (if it's old enough) [[Camp]].
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At least [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|one wag]] has suggested that the real [[Ur Example|original Boy Band]] was [[Alvin and The Chipmunks]], both for the popularity among pre-teens and the squeaky music sound of both the real and cartoon bands.
 
Most Boy Bands follow a particular [[Five-Man Band]] archetype, established by New Edition and [[New Kids on the Block]], that differs from the traditional one used on this wiki. Whether or not they can actually sing matters little -- thatlittle—that's what [[Auto-Tune]] is for. It is as follows:
 
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* '''The Heartthrob / Sweet One:''' The unofficial [[Face of the Band]], and the one who was put there to draw the [[Squee]] of millions of adoring teenage girls (at least, the most [[Squee]]). Most likely a former model. Is most likely to appear [[Shirtless Scene|shirtless]] on the posters and in photo shoots. He is also the one most likely to have a successful solo career once the group disbands. If the band gets a movie, count on him to be the protagonist.
* '''The Bad Boy / Rebel:''' The one with a rougher edge to him. He's the one wearing the black shirt and jeans or leather jacket in those videos where they're not all wearing matching clothes. If he's ''really'' edgy, he may also have a tattoo. Put in to cater to those [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|girls who want bad boys]].
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* McFly (named after the character from ''[[Back to The Future]]''), an early 2000 band, fitted the mould. They were considered a "sister"-group to the band ''Busted'' that, while a boy band, [[Power Trio|only had three members]] (one member was the older brother, the shy one and the cute one combined).
* LFO - A [[Power Trio]], though they weren't even half as popular as 98 Degrees. However, they ''did'' get the all-important [[New Kids on the Block|Joey McIntyre]] Elder Boy Band Statesman Seal of Approval; he had them as openers for some of his solo shows. (LFO supposedly stands for "[[Brain Bleach|Lyte Funky Ones]]".)
* BBMak was a British [[Power Trio]] that broke a few of the [[Boy Band]] rules: Besides the afformentioned three members every single one was a classically trained musician, none of them danced, and besides playing all of their own music (and writing a good deal themselves) they often incorporated unlikely instruments such as Bagpipes, Recorders/Tin Whistles and even a Hurdy Gurdy.
* O-Town might be seen as the beginning of the end of the U.S. Boy Band craze. While they did have a few hit songs to their name, they were put together on the reality show ''Making The Band,'' which shined a light on all the criticism of Boy Bands, especially the cry of being "generic." It was hard to argue that they were formulaic since you literally saw the group being put together by a group of record executives.
* [[Dong Bang Shin Ki]] is a Korean boyband that was vastly popular in Asia. They're especially popular in Japan, and have recorded four albums in Japanese. They even did one of the openings for [[One Piece]]! Recently they split up over money and contract issues, though three of the members that split off from their parent company are still going strong.
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** Leave it to ''[[The Onion]]'' to [http://www.theonion.com/content/video/disney_lab_unveils_its_latest take this one on.]
** While it's pretty clear why some people would classify them as a boy band, they don't really fit the above criteria considering they are brothers (not formed by a label) and play several instruments, plus they are more like a boy-band-ish version of a typical pop rock band anyway.
* Celtic Thunder is essentially Public Television's answer to the [[Boy Band]] -- tooBand—too bad they're about a decade too late. Basically, they took five incredibly attractive Irish guys who could sing and range in age from about 15 to 40 in order to attract as many women as possible. Though not as well-known or well-merchandised as some of the examples above, they have a big international following.
* Rockapella was a college a capella group that was signed on to a PBS game show in order to cash in on the popularity f boys bands. The show was called [[Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?]].
* [[Big Time Rush]]: Known as a current day version of the Monkees and Sony Music and Nickelodeon's answer to the Jonas Brothers (and later, to Allstar Weekend).
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* Unsurprisingly, [[Professional Wrestling]] got in on the act. WCW faction Three Count, consisting of Shannon Moore, Shane Helms and Evan Karagias, were a parody boy band. They even had a variation of the large, intimidating boss in enforcer/#1 fan Tank Abbot.
* Japanese [[Professional Wrestling]] promotion Toryumon X tried this. They cast Taiji Ishimori as a pop idol and identical twin brothers Shu and Kei Sato as his backup singers. Then they pushed the trio as the top faces of the promotion, even going so far as to have them actually release an album. Fans didn't take to them.
** The funny part? Their rivals were "Los Salseros Japoneses" -- a—a salsa band. And they DID become popular, with the Salseros gimmick outlasting the promotion itself.
* ''[[The Replacements]]'' had Todd, Sheldon and the rest of the Boy's Choir become "Boy's Rock" when he replaced his choirmaster with a Large Intimidiating Boss in an episode fairly similar to the ''[[South Park]]'' and ''[[The Simpsons]]'' examples.
* Señor Senior Snr. and Señor Senior Jnr. kidnapped a group like this in ''[[Kim Possible]]''. They'd outlived their popularity (which lasted about a week) until the kidnapping put them back on top.
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* ''[[The Middleman]]'' has an episode in which a boy band turns out to consist of aliens trying to get back to their home galaxy. The Middleman has apparently read this page, because he identifies all of them by role.
* The musical ''[[Altar Boyz]]!'' is an [[Affectionate Parody]] of boy bands and [[Christian Rock]].
* Early in ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', Tagon's Toughs are hired to guard the "[[Lawyer-Friendly Cameo|New Sync Boys]]" -- who—who turn out to be the holographic creation of a single AI owned by the record company, who ends up "defecting" to the mercenary company. "Ennesby" is still a main cast member.
* The ''[[Josie and the Pussycats (film)|Josie and The Pussycats]]'' [[The Movie|movie]] featured a boy band called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ica0S13BTh4&feature=related Dujour.] To make fun of the effeminate nature of many boy bands, their hit single was called "[[Does This Remind You of Anything?|Backdoor Lover]]". When they find out that their record label is putting [[Subliminal Advertising]] into their music, their manager (who isn't a big burly dude, but is instead an evil Alan Cumming) tries to have them killed by causing their plane to crash. {{spoiler|They survive, having managed to safely land the plane on their own... only to find that they had landed in the parking lot of an arena hosting a [[Metallica]] concert.}}
* ''[[Kamen Rider Den-O]]'' created one out of the series [[People in Rubber Suits]] to sing the [[Do-It-Yourself Theme Tune]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIUqtKZDJic No,] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TpzCAaK5no seriously.]
* ''[[Grand Theft Auto III]]'' and its prequel, ''[[Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories|Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]'' feature fictional boy bands on the Lips 106 radio station with hilarious names.
* In (of all things) ''[[Arthur (animation)|Arthur]]'', boy band Binky is not real... sort of. In concerts, holograms are used in concerts, somehow, without anyone noticing at all. Which kind of begs the question -- whoquestion—who does the singing? (Though, by the sound of the only example of their music in the show, which consists of "wheeowheoowheeo" repeated over and over, it could be [[Yoko Ono]].)
** One word: [[Vocaloid]]
* [[Mitch Benn]]'s Boy Band song: ''Twenty minutes have gone by/since I met these other guys/and we've already had a hit/and you're listening to it/and I'm sure you think it sh-/ould be number one already''
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* Xbox snowboard game ''Amped 3'' had an [[Excuse Plot]] that included one snowboarder joining a French-themed boy band called Mengae a Brahs. Their hit, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNllLkBCcY Bling 4 U], has a [[Subliminal Seduction]] twist.
* Internet parodist David Lehre's fictitious boy band Heat Street, featuring songs such as "Girl, Touch My Weiner."
* ''Sons of Provo'', which takes the Boy Band idea(using just three, instead) and mixes it with the most humorously ironic thing possible: the Latter-Day Saint lifestyle. "Evercleen", as they called themselves, managed to lampoon several things in both worlds. Well worth seeing, if only for the strange fascination of the idea of an LDS "''boy band''"--or—or any other religious-pop act.
* The crew of [[The Chaser's War on Everything]] dressed up as a parody of boy band and did a live song. The song started out normally with dancing and <s>singing</s> lipsyncing at a nice and steady pace. Then [[Hilarity Ensues|the music skips on a few words and starts to rewind and start over, then proceeding to speed up and slow down randomly.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb_xdL2HT-Y/ Forcing the "boy band" to improvise quickly and beautifully.]
* The [[Korean Drama]] [[You Are Beautiful]], while not a parody, is basically about a made-up boyband.
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