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* [[Acceptable Targets]]: Homosexuals, Jews, goths, anime fans, the Japanese, [[Take That|her critics]], [[Ship
* [[Accidental Innuendo]]: [[Shmuck Bait|You don't want to know.]] There's a lot of it, though.
* [[Anvilicious]]: The "marriage before sex" message... poor Ed is gonna have blue balls of death with all her massive cock teasing.
* [[Awesome Moments]]: [[Badass Normal|Brian]] [[Pyromaniac|burning down Joan's house]], [[Take That, Scrappy!|then calling her out on her hypocrisy]], and finishing off with uttering his unforgettable line, [[Memetic Mutation|"Because I am the FBI and I can."]] [[Manly Tears|One tears up just thinking about it...]]
** [[Took a Level
* [[Better Than Canon]]: The snarkers' [[Fanon]].
* [[
* [[Bile Fascination]]
* [[Black Hole Sue]]: Everything revolves around this bitch. EVERYTHING.
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* [[Designated Villain]]: [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Brian]].
* [[Die for Our Ship]]: [[Yandere|Don't get between Edward and Joan/Erin. It won't be pretty.]]
* [[Drinking Game]]: [
* [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]: Brian and Joan's dad.
** [[The Woobie|Jenny]] is on her way. Heck, anyone who [[Jerkass|Joan/Erin]] has wronged.
** Firebird, [[Tropers/Skeksis Girl|Skegs]], [[Tropers/Puzzle Chick|Pussle]], and Halohead, who are actually Lady Phoenix, [[Tropers/Skeksis Girl|Skeksis Girl]], [[Tropers/Puzzle Chick|Puzzle Chick]], and [[Tropers/Echo Five Seven|Echo Five Seven]] from Twilight Sucks. Any of the other [[MST|snarkers]] featured in the [[Take That|revenge chapters]] also deserve credit.
* [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop]]: Hey kids! It's okay to be a hypocritical antisemitic whore as long as you pay lip service to God! Also, if anyone criticizes you and actually gives you damn good advice... THEY ARE A SINNER!!!
** You know how [[Papa Wolf|your father]] scolded you for letting [[Stalker
* [[Fan
** Edward/Jenny, thanks to Chapter 37.
** And Edward/[[Black Best Friend|Becca]]. Heck, any pairing except [[Official Couple|canon ones]] (except [[Running Gag|Brian/Hugo]]- that has to be canon).
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* [[God Mode Sue]]: [[Author Avatar|Joan]] in [[Spin-Off|Twilight World/Bible]], who is made "The Queen of Christianity," [[Sarcasm Mode|because we all know how much of a good Christian she is.]]
* [[Ho Yay]]: Brian and Hugo. Upon discovering their fans, Erin attempts to [[Ship Sinking|sink the ship]], but it hasn't affected the fanbase at all.
* [[Idiot Plot]]: Let's face it, this is Erin [[A Date
** ESPECIALLY in Edward's Birthday. [[Self-Insert Fic|She even changes her character's name to Erin at the last second.]]
* [[Jerkass Sue]]: Joan. [[Precision F-Strike|Freaking]] Joan.
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** The entirety of Edward Secert, but two parts in particular:
*** Edward [[Fingore|slicing his own finger off with shockingly vivid description.]]
*** Jacob getting [[Shock and Awe|electricuted to death]], [[Our Souls Are Different|having his soul ripped out to be punched by God]], and [[Fire and Brimstone Hell|being thrown into Hell.]] Why? Because he is gay!
* [[Relationship Sue]]: [[Shallow Love Interest|Joan's entire reason]] for being is to hook up with Edward.
** The same could be said about Edward- he is only in the story so [[Shallow Love Interest|he can fall in love]] with [[Author Avatar|Eri-]] [[Mary Sue|I mean Joan]].
* [[Rescued
** Jacob, thanks to using common sense and fighting for his rights to be homosexual in Edward Secert.
* [[The Scrappy]]: [[Mary Sue|Joan]] and [[Jerkass|Erin]]. [[Self-Insert Fic|Though, they are the same person...]]
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* [[So Bad It's Good|So Bad It's Sex-ah]]: Mostly, it's this.
* [[Sympathetic Sue]]: After Joan [[Armor-Piercing Slap|smacks]] [[The Woobie|Jenny]] and [[Murder the Hypotenuse|plans to murder her]] as well as [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Brian]] [[Take That|so he can't be paired up with Mr. Smith anymore]], we are expected to feel bad for HER and wish death on these two innocent people because she lost her boyfriend. Yup.
* [[Thirty
* [[Villain Decay]]: Wait, who is [[Twilight (
** [[Anatomically
* [[Wangst]]: In '''''spades'''''.
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* [[Warped Aesop]]: [[Shallow Love Interest|Marrying someone just because they are sex-ah.]]
** [[True Love's Kiss|True love]] happening in a matter of hours and [[Shallow Love Interest|only based on physical appearances.]]
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** [[Camp Gay|Jacob]] in [[Dude, Not Funny|Edward Secert.]] He is [[Shock and Awe|fried by lighting]] and [[Fire and Brimstone Hell|thrown headfirst into Hell]] because he is a homosexual and won't permanently cut off his own finger to prove he is straight.
** [[Killer Rabbit|Pikachu]] in [[Spin-Off|Truelove Fight]]. [[Informed Flaw|There were no signs of it doing anything harmful,]] [[Kick the Dog|yet Edward threw it up, and it never came down.]] [[Died Happily Ever After|Fans think it is in Heaven...]]
*** Actually, since Truelove Fight has been gaining in popularity (at least on the TS forums), the Pikachu has been elevated to something of a [[Memetic Badass
** Everyone who is stuck in this crapfest except [[Jerkass|Erin]]/[[Author Avatar|Joan]]. Specifically:
*** [[Die for Our Ship|Bella]], who was [[The Chew Toy|killed in]] [[Spin-Off|Twilight World]] for finding love, forced to have an abortion after [[You Fail Biology Forever|magically becoming pregnant with James's (er,]] [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Joms's]]) [[You Fail Biology Forever|baby]] in [[Spin-Off|Bellas Baby]], and insulted by [[Jerkass|Erin]] constantly.
*** [[Black Best Friend|Becca]], to quote the source material, ""I scremed in joy and ran down the hill and into Beccas car, [[Jerkass|telling her that no matter how much lipstick she had on her lips would always look a bit ugly so to drop the fucking lippy and to drive to]]"
*** [[Badass Normal|Brian]], who is being hunted down in Chapter 37 [[Die for Our Ship|to keep people from pairing him with Hugo]].
*** [[Good Parents|Hugo]]... Poor Hugo. He is accused of being [[I Need a Freaking Drink|an alcoholic]], [[Abusive Parents|abusive]], [[When You Coming Home, Dad?|too busy to see his daughter]], and an [[Overprotective Dad]], when in fact [[Good Parents|he is shown to be caring, hardworking but still having time for his daughter, and only concerned for her safety]]. [[Fan
** Tana from [[Spin-Off|Edwards Birthday.]] She compliments [[Shallow Love Interest|Edward]] one time, and gets [[Armor-Piercing Slap|slapped]], [[My Girl Is a Slut|called a slut]], and [[Moral Event Horizon|punched in the stomach by Edward.]]
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