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''Brewdening Love'' is an infamous ''[[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]]'' fanfiction written by Erin Locklea, aka Erin of the Cullen Clan, and is another in the line of ''[[My Immortal]]''-esque fanfics. It stars the [[Mary Sue]] (specifically, she's a [[Black Hole Sue|black hole]] [[Relationship Sue]]) [[Overly Long Name|Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith]] and is so filled with [[Rouge Angles of Satin|spelling errors]] that it might as well be in cuneiform.
 
The story begins with Joan walking into her English class and suddenly noticing [[Gary Stu|a boy]] named [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Edward]] (Edwerd, Edwad, Ward, etc.) whom she thinks looks like a god ([[Exact Words|not god God because I luv god and thats blamsphemi, so fuc off sinars]]). After giving a [[Costume Porn|long description of herself]], she tries to flirt with him but he ignores her. Because he's incredibly sex-ah, she forgives him and decides that, because he is so hot, she wants to be his boyfriend. Yes, [[Ho Yay|boyfriend]].
 
Edward continues to ignore her and she continues to [[Stalker Withwith a Crush|stalk]] [[Stalking Is Love|him]], going so far as to chase him into the school car lot with him screaming at her to go away. While she contemplates the, gasp, horrid thought that maybe he doesn't like her, [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|a bus appears out of nowhere and almost hits her]]. To the readers' dismay and [[All Thethe Tropes Wiki Drinking Game|chagrin]], it does not flatten her; instead, a mysterious somebody who she thinks was Edward beacause "there wore amba eyes glisening in the doost!" saves her in the nick of time. She confronts him later and they [[Shallow Love Interest|magically fall in love]].
 
But trouble is on the horizon as it is revealed that Edward is a [[Rouge Angles of Satin|VAMPTRE]]! As a devout [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Chrisnt]], Joan is worried. And that bit of potential conflict is shoved in the closet when Edward says that he is a "christina vampite" and therefore okay for her to date. Yeah.
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* [[Comic Book Adaptation]]: The [[Rouge Angles of Satin|gafic noval]].
* [[Costume Porn]]: Even in the scenes where Joan is depressed, she feels the need to describe everything she's wearing.
* [[Crossover]]: In the spin-offs, ''[[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]]'' and ''[[Harry Potter (Literaturenovel)|Harry Potter]]'' characters have shown up.
* [[Cure Your Gays]]: The entire point behind ''Edwards Secert'', along with several quotes from ''Brewdening Love'' itself ("Luv u Jenny, no homo" "Guys can love each other but not in the a--" "...That time my sister lied that she was gay and had to go to camp." "the VOLTIRE COUD HALP ME!!! AND THEY COLD KULL BRIAN SO THAT SINNARS WOOD STOP MAKING MY CHARROTERS GAYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1").
* [[Dating What Daddy Hates]]: Mr. Smith doesn't seem to approve of Joan dating Edward, but so far he hasn't actively done anything to put a stop to it.
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* [[The Fundamentalist]]: Joan. [[Unfortunate Implications|She's supposed to be an "ideal Christian".]]
* [[Green-Eyed Monster]]: Joan, when anyone is around Edward.
* [[Hate Fic]]: The [[Spin-Off]] ''Truelove Fight'' is this to [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]].
* [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]: "I luv u, but no homo k?"
* [[Kill It Withwith Fire]]: [[Pyromaniac|Brian's main strategy]].
* [[Love Dodecahedron]]: In case anyone would like to keep track, [http://i38.tinypic.com/dwx7nq.jpg this is what it currently looks like.]
* [[Missing Mom]]: Joan's mom never shows up, nor is she ever mentioned. Joan does, however, apparently have a sister who is a lesbian and was sent to [[Cure Your Gays|"camp"]].
* [[MST]]: The TwilightSucks forums have [http://www.tsdcv3.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=twilightfics&action=display&thread=1519&page=1 a whole archive of them]. The author herself wrote two [[Revenge Fic]] chapters against the snarkers after reading them, casting them as evil, devil-worshiping vampires.
* [[Murder the Hypotenuse]]: Joan wants to kill Jenny so she can have Edward all to herself. [[Sarcasm Mode|What a great friend Joan is.]]
* [[Neon Sign Hideout]]: What were the "[[The Mafia|Volturi Mafia]]" [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made Onon Drugs?|smoking]] when they used the seven wonders of the world to decorate their hideout?
* [[No Sex Allowed]]: Even though Joan clearly wants it.
* [[Overly Long Name]]: What kind of self-respecting [[Mary Sue]] would Joan St. Sanctuary Louisa-Smith be if she didn't have one of these?
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* [[Spin-Off]]: There are five of them.
** ''Twilight World'': A crossover with the Bible, [[Artistic License Religion|except with Twilight characters instead of the real characters]]. Formerly called ''Twilight Bible''.
** ''Bellas Baby'': A one-shot in which Bella is pregnant with James' demon child and has to get an abortion from [[Harry Potter (Literaturenovel)|Professor McGonagall]]. Was [[Lost Forever]], can now be found [http://brewdeninglove.freeiz.com/favorites.htm here.]
** ''Truelove Fight'': Another crossover, only [[Hate Fic|in bad spirits]]. This one has Edward hunting and killing [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]] because [[Everyone Is Satan in Hell|Pikachu's ears resemble devil horns]].
** ''Edwards Birthday'': A one-shot meant to support the Joan x Edward pairing. It has a character named Tana (possibly the canon character Tanya) who tries to get with Edward to [[Yandere|disastrous results]].
** ''Edwards Secert'': A rightly loathed one-shot where Edward and Jacob [[You Fail Biology Forever|become gay for each other]] and a [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]] is launched against Jacob when he refuses to [[Fingore|cut off one of his own fingers]] as a means of repentance.
* [[Stalker Withwith a Crush]]: Joan follows Edward around when she first decides that he's "sex-ah". It gets so bad that he has to flee into a parking lot while she's chasing him, which is when she finally gets the idea that he may not like her.
* [[Troll Fic]]: [[Poe's Law|It could easily be this.]]
* [[Would Hit a Girl]]: In chapter 28, [[Memetic Badass|Brian]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|punches Joan]], quote: "Because I am the FBI and I can."
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