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{{trope}}
{{quote|''"Bros before hoes. I cannot stress this enough. Always remember, girlfriends come and go, but your boys are always there. Breaking this rule is to commit the cardinal sin against Team Testosterone."''|'''Barney Stinson''', ''[[
Your friend's pissed, lost and scared and just asked you for a lift but your girlfriend's telling you to blow him off. What do you do? Ditch the bitch of course.
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* ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]'': Quite literally when Kaoru gives up on his romantic feelings for Haruhi so that his brother, Hikaru, can realise his feelings for her so that he might learn to grow to be a little more independent.
* ''[[Soul Eater]]'': Soul and Black Star. Though not just hoes; anything really.
* ''[[
== Fan Fiction ==
* The ''[[Mass Effect]]'' [[Kink Meme]] gives us [http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/585.html?thread=752457 this.] To say more would be to spoil it.
* ''[[
* Simon repeats this phrase over and over to himself after he sees Kamina kissing Yoko in the satire of [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]].
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* In ''[[Open Season]]'' it is phrased as the PG-friendly "bros before does."
* ''[[Con Air]]'': While Cyrus's gang refuel the plane, one of them is sent to hide the transponder on another plane. In the hangar he meets a female mechanic and is so busy talking to her that he misses the take and is shot while trying to catch up, explicitly dying because he chose to stay with the woman instead of returning to the bros.
* ''[[Saw]] 3D'' has two men in a trap with a woman who's been bedding them both [[Jerkass|and having them steal to get her what she wanted.]] One of the three will be killed by the trap, while the other two will survive. The woman ends up being the unfortunate one.
* A rather extreme version from [[Clint Eastwood]]'s [[Bronco Billy]]:
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'''Bronco Billy:''' Sure. A long time ago.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' Did you love her?
'''Bronco Billy:''' With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What happened?
'''Bronco Billy:''' I caught her in bed with my best friend.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What did you do to him?
'''Bronco Billy:''' I shot her.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What! What about him?
'''Bronco Billy:''' He was my best friend. }}
* Duncan and Charlie do all but cite this in ''[[Mystery Team]]''.
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== Live Action Television ==
* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'': "There is a code; [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtJfMB5u60 bros before hoes man]"
* On ''[[
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'''Ann''': Got it.
'''Leslie'''. Ovaries before brovaries. }}
* On ''[[The Office]]''... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk&NR=1 just watch it].
* ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'': Sheldon, of course, gives us the [[Expospeak]] version.
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'''Leonard:''' Are you sure he didn't say 'bros before hos'?
'''Sheldon:''' Well, I changed the phrasing so as not to offend the hos. }}
** In another instance Sheldon's [[World of Warcraft]] account was hacked and they managed to trace the perpetrator. At the time Leonard was dating Raj's sister, Priya, and while everyone was set to track down their foe, Leonard was hesitant about stiffing Priya two nights in a row over this thing. This leads to Raj saying "Come on, Bros before [[Last
* On ''[[30 Rock
* Ted pulls a non-gendered version in ''[[
== Western Animation ==
* The kid-friendly "pals before gals" is used on ''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]''.
* Stan Smith gives this bit of knowledge to son Steve on ''[[
* There's a song by fictional rapper Gangstalicious on ''[[The Boondocks]]'' called "Homies Ova Hoes", which details this trope with homoerotic subtext abound in the music video. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU The look on Huey's face says it all.]
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