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* In ''[[Open Season]]'' it is phrased as the PG-friendly "bros before does."
* ''[[Con Air]]'': While Cyrus's gang refuel the plane, one of them is sent to hide the transponder on another plane. In the hangar he meets a female mechanic and is so busy talking to her that he misses the take and is shot while trying to catch up, explicitly dying because he chose to stay with the woman instead of returning to the bros.
* ''[[Saw]] 3D'' has two men in a trap with a woman who's been bedding them both [[Jerkass|and having them steal to get her what she wanted.]] One of the three will be killed by the trap, while the other two will survive. The woman ends up being the unfortunate one.
* A rather extreme version from [[Clint Eastwood]]'s [[Bronco Billy]]:
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'''Bronco Billy:''' Sure. A long time ago.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' Did you love her?
'''Bronco Billy:''' With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What happened?
'''Bronco Billy:''' I caught her in bed with my best friend.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What did you do to him?
'''Bronco Billy:''' I shot her.
'''Antoinette Lilly:''' What! What about him?
'''Bronco Billy:''' He was my best friend. }}
* Duncan and Charlie do all but cite this in ''[[Mystery Team]]''.
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* ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'': "There is a code; [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtJfMB5u60 bros before hoes man]"
* On ''[[Parks and Recreation]]'', Leslie invents some feminine versions when Ann asks her if she can go out with Leslie's crush Mark:
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'''Ann''': Got it.
'''Leslie'''. Ovaries before brovaries. }}
* On ''[[The Office]]''... [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk&NR=1 just watch it].
* ''[[The Big Bang Theory]]'': Sheldon, of course, gives us the [[Expospeak]] version.
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'''Leonard:''' Are you sure he didn't say 'bros before hos'?
'''Sheldon:''' Well, I changed the phrasing so as not to offend the hos. }}
** In another instance Sheldon's [[World of Warcraft]] account was hacked and they managed to trace the perpetrator. At the time Leonard was dating Raj's sister, Priya, and while everyone was set to track down their foe, Leonard was hesitant about stiffing Priya two nights in a row over this thing. This leads to Raj saying "Come on, Bros before [[Last-Second Word Swap|... my sister]]!"
* On ''[[30 Rock|Thirty Rock]]'' when Jack wants to put his girlfriend's needs ahead of company's he mentions he can't because the company has a strict "B's before H's" code.
* Ted pulls a non-gendered version in ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', dumping his girlfriend Karen after she told him he couldn't be friends with [[Like Brother and Sister|Lily]]
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