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* His illustration for the "[[Squick|autoclitoridectomy]]" in ''[[
** "For some reason I see the cover art of a ''[[Twilight (
** "The tree unironically enjoys ytmnd.com! Strange."
** She becomes [[She Hulk]].
** Discussing some of the dialogue:
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'''Oancitizen!He''': Now, I'm going be a half-elf ranger. Here's a character sheet. Now, you can pick anything you want but don't pick half elf or ranger since we need to diversify our skill sets. The talking fox will be the DM. }}
** This couple has now made made [[Twilight (
** Hey, a phallic symbol! (He's just so chipper in the manner in which he says it, it's hilarious.)
** The [[Bambi
* From his review of Pinocchio:
** His description of the World of Good Boys
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** A very clever [[Shout-Out]] during the last Blue Fairy scene:
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** "When I die, I will be greeted at the gates of hell by a thin, hyperactive Italian man, who will say to me, 'I'm a fish, gloog gloog.'"
* From his review of ''[[Anatomy of Hell]]'':
** After hearing the woman's excuse for attempted suicide ("Because I'm a woman"), he exemplifies how flimsy the gendered excuse is:
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BECAUSE I'M A MAN! (continues to nom on pizza) }}
** "Would a club catering to homosexual men even HAVE a ladies' restroom?"
** [[Romeo and Juliet|"But soft, what light through yonder front porch breaks? It is the east, and the insecure, suicidally depressed misandrist is the overhead light they shine in your eyes when you go to get a cavity filled."]]
** "After all, [menstrual blood]'s the only bodily fluid with some kind of stigma attached to it." *takes a sip of milk* "My semen is watery today."
*** Just before that, when the tampon is first removed and held in front of The Man: "Those of you who ''aren't'' disgusted by this point...wait ten seconds."
** "Hi! I'm Jesus. Leave me out of this."
** "Speaking of ''[[
* Oancitizen considering it ludicrous that the protagonist of ''[[
** Kyle explaining the basis of the character Jean-Baptiste Grenouille<ref>Yes, he's a Frenchman with the last name 'Frog'. Go with it.</ref>
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''[[Super Reflexes|Jean-Baptiste dodges an apple thrown at him... from behind.]]''<br />
'''Kyle:''' [''astounded''] Oh my God he's [[
** Movie is explaining that protagonist will not only prove he's someone but prove he's exceptional. Cut to Oancitizen, [[Awesome Moment|singing]]:
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** Lampshading the protagonist's being a walking [[Mentor Occupational Hazard]] by saying this about [[It Makes Sense in Context|leaving a cave]]: The cave was later shot in the stalactites during a 3 a.m. drug store robbery.
** "Oh bite me [[Les Misérables (
*** "Ow! [[I'm a Humanitarian|Not like that]]!"
** Anything regarding the perfume-instigated orgies ("He could go to all the major European capitals and cause them to collapse due to severe in-breeding!").
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** The Book of Exodus had less wandering through through the desert!
** Giving the audience a break from the terrible movie - by showing a video of a cockatoo dancing to bad hip hop. Specifically Whip My Hair by Willow Smith.
** Oancitizen's singing different songs over the pair of Gerrys marching was hilarious! Including [[Les Misérables (
*** Probably the two funniest songs sung in this sequence are "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers, and then Oan ends it all with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBdKlNsuPd4 his own theme song.]
*** Even better-as he ends the joke, he ''loses his patience and screams in frustration.''
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** The fake movie trailer: "This summer. '''Damon.''' '''In.''' ''[[The Bourne Identity|The Bourne]] [[Leave the Camera Running|Monotony]]'', Rated PG-13."
** [[Obscurus Lupa]] appears at the start and just stares at him. She warns him off the movie, but is driven away by his condescension.
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** After a three-minute shot just following a car, it starts to sink in:
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* From his review of ''[[Shortbus]]'', the description of the "Sex Not Bombs" room:
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'''[[Memetic Mutation|O RLY? Owl]]''': O RGY?<br />
'''Oancitizen''': YA RGY! }}
* From his episode on ''Sebastiane'': This guy apparently learned his oratory skills from [[Ferris Bueller's Day Off
** "It makes as much sense as a pairing between Jefferson Davis and Ulysses S. Grant." *beat* "[[Rule 34|Oh, no, no no no no no --]]"
** [[Memetic Mutation|"...dicks. Dicks everywhere."]]
** "[[Firesign Theatre|All out for Fort Stinkindesert!]]"
** "[[3rd Rock
* In his [[
** From the same review, his panicked calling of [[Obscurus Lupa]], [[Diamanda Hagan]], and [[Apollo Z Hack]] upon the film's completion and ultimate "message" (that men who don't have sex become murderous).
* From the ''What Is It?'' review: "Ah, yes, Botticelli's ''The Birth of R. Crumb.''"
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** "Sir [[Sean Connery]], [[Handsome Lech|Lover]], Fighter, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|MIME!]]"
** Sean Connery is looking for answers:
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'''Oan:''' [[You Can't Handle the Parody|The truth is something you cannot handle!]] [beat] I screwed it up. Shit! }}
** The end of the review: {{spoiler|"How did I miss!?"}}
** His reaction to [[The Reveal]] that Zed's religion was based on ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]'', after listing off increasingly obscure religions and philosophers.
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'''Zed:''' The Wizard of Oz. Zardoz.
'''Kyle:''' AAAAUGH!
'''Zed:''' The Wizard of Oz was a fairy story about an old man that frightened people with a loud voice and big mask.
'''Kyle:''' [[Go Mad
* From [[We Are the Strange]]:
** Calling it [[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World|Scott Pilgrim vs. Rational Thinking]]
** His interpretation of eMMM's charades:
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** Every time he calls back to the notes Roo of the [[Clan of the Gray Wolf]] took for him.
** He brings up how the movie took cue from two styles of anime. The calm kind (showing a calm scene from [[Spirited Away]]) and the "what-the-fuck" kind (showing a scene from Garzeys Wing).
** "Ah, yes, this is what Campbell would've called ''(the villain suddenly rises from apparent death)'' - this is what Campbell would've called the '[[Friday the
* From ''Exterminating Angels'':
** He points out the Nineties synth strings playing over the lesbian 3-way and how they'd sound like something Richard Norton and Cynthia Rothrock would fight to. Cut to... Richard Norton and Cynthia Rothrock fighting, then getting distracted by the lesbian 3-way.
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** The opening, where he reads a book called "Feminism & Pornography"... and then {{spoiler|turns it on the side like he's actually reading a porn magazine}}.
** This bit from the beginning:
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*Picture of [[Benzaie]]*
"...but it's a stereotype that has some basis in fact..."
*Picture of [[Benzaie]]*
"...French culture is quite open when it comes to sexuality..."
*Picture of [[Benzaie]]*
"...they're famously blase when it comes to talking about sex and are more willing to discuss taboos..."
*Picture of [[Benzaie]]*
"...at least compared to most Americans."
*Picture of Oancitizen* }}
** "[[True Art Is Incomprehensible|If you can guess what any of that means]], please send your answers to [[Bilingual Bonus|merdedutaureau]]@gmail.fr for a chance to win a prize.
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* Near the opening of his review of ''[[Sweet Movie]]'': "She said '[[Triumph of the Will]]'. We're barely into the first act and we've already gone full [[Godwin's Law|Godwin]]."
** Later,
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** Oancitizen ''losing his shit'' when the movie decides to show [[Stock Footage]] ''of [[wikipedia:Katyn massacre|a Soviet atrocity]].''
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** During a particularly bizarre scene of a naked man acting like a baby while a clothed man straddles him and attempts to do...something, Oancitizen decides to cut to "something more pleasant". Cue footage from {{spoiler|''[[Battlefield Earth (
** His rant at the end towards the other members of That Guy With The Glasses for being sheltered:
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* When witnessing the appearance of some [[Uncanny Valley]] animals in his review of "Alice"; he pauses, takes a sip of Listerine, spits it out, then [[Screams Like a Little Girl]].
* The opening speech to "9 Songs"
** The fanfare when he finally finds a parallel between the sex scenes and the boyfriend being a glaciologist.
* His cameos for other characters can apply as well:
** His measured, well-researched attempt to explain pirates to Sad Panda on "Forget About It: Pirates of the Caribbean."
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'''Oancitizen:''' *looks at tie:* Aww... }}
** His contribution to [[
** Diamanda's [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ look] at [[Freaks]] has Kyle being possessed by her and doing the entire review as a [[Large Ham]] with a voice that, in the commentary, he describes as a combination of [[Star Trek: Voyager|Captain Janeway]] and [[
** Just how he, like many others before him, can't wrap his head around the full insanity of the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' movie. Starting with the characters' [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|hair colors]] and [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|"limpid" eyes]]. [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]] absolutely revels at his lack of foresight and misses not one chance to confuse the hell out of him.
* From ''[[Naked Lunch]]'':
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** "'Cause heeeeeere is a movie with [[Aesop|a message]]. Soooorry that it's theeeeere. But it has some nudes, so if that does it for you..."
*** Unfortunately, the first sex scenes we see involve Rip Torn. Subtitle: "...I'm so sorry."
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'''Oancitizen:''' ''(to the tune of "Fame")'' Pain. }}
** When Thomas spaces out while seeing members of his race, Mary-Lou calls out to him. "Tommy? Tommy?" Oancitizen sings [[Tommy|"Tommy, Can You Hear Me?"]] for a few bars before realizing his mistake<ref>"Can You Hear Me" is completely different</ref> and abandoning it.
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* ''Trash Humpers'':
** '''PRETENSION NIRVANA'''
** He expects one of them to start a [[
*** Later on, when a slurring old man appears, he says that he wasted the Mr. Plinkett joke.
** When he sees a man tell a blatantly homobphobic "joke" that has no real punchline, he tells a "joke" in a similar style that mocks the movie.
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** "So, these guys are like Henry David Thoreau crossed with [[The Joker]]... I would've guessed they were [[Arrested Development (TV series)|the Bluths]] crossed with the Progeria Support Group, but whatever."
** [[Civilization|OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS!]]
* ''[[The Doom Generation]]'':
** Oancitizen taking his [[Running Gag]] involving milk to new heights by "reenacting" the scene where {{spoiler|one of the characters jerks off, cums in his hand, then licks it off}}. He then turns to the camera and says in the most upbeat voice possible, "Scene!"
** [[Atop the Fourth Wall
*** And then Oancitizen sends him away, broken and confused, by claiming that Nirvana was directly responsible for the formation of Nickelback.
** His cherry response to the first line in the movie (it's [[Rose McGowan]] saying [[Precision F-Strike|Fuck!]])
** "Hello, and welcome to We're-Too-Dumb-Not-To-Wear-Green-In-Front-Of-A-Green-Screen News."
* ''[[Me And You And Everyone We Know]]'':
** One scene with the two brothers on an internet sex chat drove Oan to play clips of "[[The Human Centipede
** After the art curator says that [[Insane Troll Logic|we wouldn't have the Internet without AIDS]], Oancitizen goes on a long, [[Shown Their Work|detailed]] explanation of the military and commercial origins of the Internet. He then says, "But, y'know... ''your'' explanation works, too."
** "...I guess my opinion will just oscillate between those two view points. Back and forth. Forever." *cheerful wave* "Byeeeeee!"
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** "He [Gallo] picks one [a prostitute] up and he does terrible, nasty things to her - he buys her a McDonald's lunch, the BASTARD!"
*** (to the tune of Old Susanna) Ha-haha-haha-haha-haha-haha-haha, JOKE." With the word "joke" said completely straight-faced and deadpan.
** [[The Spoony Experiment
* ''[[Tideland]]'':
** "What's that, Mr. Squirrel? What do you mean, '[[Antichrist
** His attempt at seeing the movie with the mind of a child, ending in a high pitched '''''WHAT THE FUCK?!?'''''
** So the moral of this film is 'Children are sociopathic morons'. Good for you!
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*** "Uh, [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud|read, read, read]], um... ...[[Slacker]]?"
*** "Am I talking a lot of bullshit? [camera nods "yes"] (snickering)"
* The ending song for his ''[[The Fall (
* From ''Goodbye Twentieth Century'':
** "Also, [[Mortal Kombat|Kano]] found Jesus." '''CHRISTIANITY'''
** Everything about the funeral scene. EVERYTHING. From the Steve Jobs joke (complete with victory pose and [[Too Soon]] disclaimer) to the EPIC [[
** Kyle's [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer]] about when he saw the film for the first time.
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* Kyle's video of the New York Comic Con, done in character of Oancitizien and featuring him dancing to "My Humps" with [[The Nostalgia Chick
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* The Dork Ages: My Eighth Grade History Project (done in the style of Pop-up Video)
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She has since gone on to found a non-profit organization that supports girl's soccer in South Africa.
I have since gone on to squirt corn syrup up my nose, hump a trash can and scream "fuck" on the internet.
I have made good life decisions. }}
* ''[[Ghost Dog: The Way of The Samurai]]''
** Mistaking hip hop producer RZA for "Royal Zoological Administration".
** "You know me, I'm [[The Rap Critic]]!"
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'''Rap Critic:''' [stares] }}
** [[Pass the Popcorn|whilst eating a bowl of popcorn]]: "Holy sh- this is still art, right?"
** Condensing his analysis of the film into rap over an instrumental of Wu-Tang Clan's "C.R.E.A.M.".
** "Which is totally an apt analogy, and not just a lame excuse to name-drop Monet like the stuck-up douche that I am."
* A bit of an older review, but ''The Discovery of Heaven'' has a few of these.
** "[[Title Drop|And we have a title!]]"
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** "Heaven falls into panic because... an actual discovery of Heaven may restore faith in God... [[Fridge Logic|Which they don't want for some reason]]... This might have been better explained in the book."
** The running gag of showing [[Stephen Fry|Stephen Fry's]] Twitter page was already great, but the best use of it has to be:
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(Cut to Twitter page) ZOMG I found a gelato place with a view of the Colosseum! Rome {{=}} win!] }}
** Oancitizen [[QI|getting the klaxon.]]
* It's a more somber piece, but his review of ''[[Angels in America]]'' has him declaring the end of "Millennium Approaches" to best the "Best. Cliffhanger. EVER." It then cuts to the cliffhanger of "[[Star Trek:
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* From Shakespeare, Film, and Kenneth Branagh, - A Retrospective: "It says I'm supposed to poison him? That's boring-EAT CHANDELIER, BITCH!"
** "IT SURE AS HELL WASN'T SPAIN!"
** "Oh, my God, [[Emma Thompson]], be my bride! Oh, excuse me..."
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