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** His description of the World of Good Boys

{{quote| It's a world of finals clubs, insider trading, and ''mountains'' of cocaine. It will stay that way as long as you keep the coloreds out. ''(wink)'' [[The Social Network|Now let me tell you about the Fuck Truck...]]}}

{{quote| [[Marz Gurl|Well, I'm off to Texas to review anime for a living.]]}}

** "When I die, I will be greeted at the gates of hell by a thin, hyperactive Italian man, who will say to me, 'I'm a fish, gloog gloog.'"

** Later,

{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' "Then [[True Art Is Incomprehensible|an OBGYN unicycles into the room]] and...[[A Rare Sentence|I just said that sentence out loud, didn't I]]?"}}

{{quote| '''Oancitizen:''' *look of rapidly growing madness* "''[[Cannibal Holocaust|CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|DIDN'T USE REAL BODIES-"]] *cut to [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties]] screen*}}

** During a particularly bizarre scene of a naked man acting like a baby while a clothed man straddles him and attempts to do...something, Oancitizen decides to cut to "something more pleasant". Cue footage from {{spoiler|''[[Battlefield Earth (Film)|Battlefield Earth]]''.}}

{{quote| '''Sad Panda:''' Neckties are lame.<br />

'''Oancitizen:''' *looks at tie:* Aww... }}

** Diamanda's [http://diamandahagan.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/diamanda-hagan-special-review-freaks/ look] at [[Freaks]] has Kyle being possessed by her and doing the entire review as a [[Large Ham]] with a voice that, in the commentary, he describes as a combination of [[Star Trek Voyager|Captain Janeway]] and [[Mrs. Doubtfire (Film)|Mrs. Doubtfire]].

** Just how he, like many others before him, can't wrap his head around the full insanity of the ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena]]'' movie. Starting with the characters' [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|hair colors]] and [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|"limpid" eyes]]. [[Desu Des Brigade|JesuOtaku]] absolutely revels at his lack of foresight and misses not one chance to confuse the hell out of him.