{{quote|"I've developed this thing about bunnies. Well, [[The Brown Bunny|bunnies]], chocolate, snails.... [[trash Humpers|trashcans]], [[Roberto Benigni|Italians]]--this show is ''not'' healthy for me."}}
{{quote|"[[The Aristocrats|A guy walks into a talent agent's office and says he has an act.]] The talent agent says, ok, what's the act? So the guy just whips out a DVD of ''A Serbian Film'' and puts it in. And they both watch it, and the talent agent says, wow, that's a hell of an act. What do you call it? And the guy says, '''ART.'''"