Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S5/E14 Crush: Difference between revisions

* [[All Take and No Give]]

{{quote| '''Harmony:''' What about me, Spike? You forget about me again? The actual girlfriend? I gave you the best ... bunch of months of my life! I thought I could change you, Spike. I thought maybe if I gave and I gave and gave, maybe you'd come around. Maybe be a little nicer. Stop treating me like your dog. But now I see it's you. You're the dog. Who needs to be put down. }}

* [[Bad Bad Acting]]: Harmony playing Buffy.

* [[Blatant Lies]]: Spike's lame ending for his scary story, once Buffy enters his crypt.

* [[Buffy-Speak]]: Xander is Pay Day Man!

* [[Casual Kink]]: Harmony invites Spike to tie her up. Spike instead gets her to dress up as Buffy for some roleplay and roll-in-the-hay.

* [[Comically Missing the Point]]

'''Spike:''' Yeah, but-- (through his teeth) You are missing the point. }}

* [[Completely Missing the Point]]: Knocking out your [[Love Interest]] with a cattle prod, chaining her up and saying you'll prove your ardour by staking your vampire ex is not the way to Buffy's heart.

{{quote| '''Buffy:''' What ... is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask [of booze]? Is this a ''date?''<br />

'''Spike:''' (loudly) A d- Please! (pretending to be amused) A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean... (quietly) Do you want it to be? }}

{{quote| '''Tara:''' Quasimodo's actions were selfishly motivated. He had no moral compass, no understanding of right. Everything he did, he did out of love for a woman who would never be able to love him back. }}

* [[Do Not Taunt Cthulhu]]

{{quote| '''Drusilla:''' "I knew it. I knew before you did that you loved the Slayer. The pixies in my head told it to me."}}

* [[Last-Name Basis]]: Spike calls Buffy by her last name "Summers" while making his Anguished Declaration of Love, presumably to show he's serious.

* [[Love At First Punch]]

{{quote| '''Joyce:''' Honey, did you somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Send him signals?<br />

{{quote| '''Spike:''' [[Skyward Scream|GNAARGHHH!]] WHAT...THE BLEEDING HELL...IS WRONG...WITH YOU...''BLOODY WOMEN?!'' WHAT THE HELL...DOES IT TAKE? WHY...DO YOU ''BITCHES'' TORTURE ME?"<br />

'''Buffy:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|Which question do you want me to answer first?]] }}

** The last appearance of Drusilla outside of flashbacks.

* [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]]: Spike and Buffy bust into a vampire lair. The vamps get up ready to fight, and say "Slayer!" Then they run away.

* [[Tempting Fate]]: Xander laughs over the idea of Spike being in love with Buffy.

{{quote| '''Xander:''' I mean, how upset can you really get over one of Spike's fevered daydreams that's not gonna happen?}}

'''Buffy:''' Huh? }}

* [[With My Hands Tied]]: Buffy has to fight Drusilla with each hand chained to a pole.

{{quote| '''Harmony:''' Well, you've got some nerve showing up here like this. After all this time. After breaking my sweet boo-boo's heart. (Drusilla looks at Spike and mouths 'boo-boo?') Do you have any idea how hard it's been to break down the walls he put up after you left? I mean, ''serious'' trust issues.

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