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{{quote| '''Xander:''' This is deep stuff, Willow. We're talking about raising the dead.<br />
'''Willow:''' It's time we stop talking. Tomorrow night, we're bringing Buffy back. }}
 
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* [[Black Magic]]
* [[Bond One-Liner]]: The Buffybot never quite gets it right.
{{quote| '''Buffybot:''' That'll put marzipan on your pie plate, bingo!<br />
'''Willow:''' I was trying to program in some new puns and I kind of ended up with [[Word Salad]]. }}
* [[Brought Down to Normal]]: Dawn is no longer the Key, so she only has to worry about being eaten by some random [[Monster of the Week]].
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* [[Channel Hop]]: First episode of the UPN era.
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: Anya does lots in this episode.
{{quote| "I tried being patient but it took too long."}}
* [[The Confidant]]: Giles ends up discussing his feelings of guilt with the Buffybot.
{{quote| '''Giles:''' I just can't help but wonder if ... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.<br />
'''Buffybot:''' I don't think that's true. You were very helpful to her.<br />
'''Giles:''' Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do. Got my Slayer killed in the line of duty. }}
* [[Credits Gag]]: Homaged with Tara's finger monster. Grrr. Arrgh.
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** "You don't think they'll cause a lot of damage, do you?" Cut to the Hellions chucking [[Molotov Cocktail|Molotov cocktails]] about with abandon.
* [[Dissonant Serenity]] / [[Man On Fire]]: Spike appears to be unconcerned that Giles is being choked by a huge vampire.
{{quote| '''Willow:''' What are you doing? Help him!<br />
'''Spike:''' (calmly lighting a cigarette) I just did. <br />
''(The back of the vamp's shirt goes up in flame, followed by the rest of him)'' }}
* [[Elephant in the Living Room]]: The reaction of the Scoobies when the Buffybot hugs her "sister".
* [[Everything Is Online]]: Including the Urn of Osiris -- Anya bought it on [[EBay]].
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: Razor, the leader of the Hellions, kills a vampire who asks to ride with them by [[Off with His Head|cutting off his head]].
{{quote| [[Post Mortem One Liner|I'll think it over.]]}}
* [[Five Stages of Grief]]: Bargaining is the third stage of grief.
* [[Foreshadowing]]
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* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: A sticker in the Magic Shop says "Life's a witch and then you fly." After the Buffybot malfunctions and keeps running into the furniture, Spike decides not to let it out as there's already enough [[Things That Go Bump in the Night]].
* [[Ironic Hell]]
{{quote| '''Anya:''' "You know, I used to punish people like this when I was a demon. I made them double-check spreadsheets for all eternity."}}
* [[I Will Protect Her]]: Spike is living up to his promise to Buffy to protect her little sister.
* [[Knock-Knock Joke]]
{{quote| '''Willow:''' I got her head back on, didn't I? And I got her off those knock-knock jokes.<br />
'''Buffybot:''' Ooh, who's there?<br />
'''Xander:''' You know, if we want her to be exactly--<br />
'''Spike:''' She'll never be exactly.<br />
'''Xander:''' I know.<br />
'''Tara:''' The only really real Buffy is really Buffy.<br />
'''Giles:''' And she's gone.<br />
'''Buffybot:''' "If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone" who? }}
* [[Literal Minded]]: The Buffybot making mega-sandwiches.
{{quote| '''Tara:''' Oops, um ... she wanted to help, and I got her started, but then I forgot to un-start.}}
* [[Malaproper]]: The Urn of Cirrhosis...Osiris.
* [[Man Hug]]: Between Xander and Giles.
* [[Mood Whiplash]]: Dawn is trying to talk Spike out of babysitting her when he suddenly slams a pack of cards down on the table.
{{quote| '''Spike:''' No. I'm not leaving you ... to get hurt. (softly) [[The Atoner|Not again.]]}}
* [[My Life Flashed Before My Eyes]]: Spike after Giles nearly gets throttled by a vampire.
{{quote| Oh, poor Watcher, did your life flash before your eyes? [[Spot of Tea|Cuppa tea, cuppa tea,]] [[British Stuffiness|almost got shagged]], [[Rule of Three|cuppa tea?]]}}
* [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown]]: The Hellions knock the Buffybot to the ground and proceed to kick and stomp the shit out of it.
* [[Not So Dire]]: "Buffybot is about to face her most dangerous challenge ever." Cut to a banner proclaiming "Welcome to Parent Teacher Day."
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* [[Reptiles Are Abhorrent]]: Willow vomits up a live snake during the ceremony, shocking the Scoobies who are unaware just how dark the magic she's using is.
* [[Robotic Reveal]]:
{{quote| '''Vampire:''' "You're... you're a machine!"}}
* [[Seemingly-Profound Fool]]
{{quote| '''Buffybot:''' "School is where you learn." Preach it, sister.}}
* [[Spanner in the Works]]: The Buffybot is programmed to return to Willow if damaged. As a result it leads the Hellions directly to the Scoobies in the midst of their raising ceremony.
* [[Stiff Upper Lip|Stiff Upper Lippy]]: The Scoobies try to avoid tears while saying farewell to Giles.
{{quote| '''Xander:''' My face was getting sore from all that faux smiling.}}
* [[Talk About That Thing]]: The Scoobies discussing their plan around Giles, Spike or Dawn.
{{quote| '''Willow:''' Oh. I, uh, had to get that thing.<br />
'''Xander:''' Giles isn't around, you can dump the cryptic. }}
* [[Telepathy]]: [[The Leader|Willow uses this to direct the Scoobies]] in the teaser where they run down a vampire.
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]
{{quote| '''Xander:''' House o' chicks, relax. I'm a man and I have a tool! (sees Dawn) Tools. Lots of plural tools. In my toolbox.}}
* [[Two Part Episode]]
* [[Weirdness Censor]]: The Buffybot is regarded as an example for all parents.
{{quote| '''Tara:''' She did great; she impressed all the teachers.<br />
'''Xander:''' And [[Book Dumb|they still thought it was Buffy?]] }}
* [[Wimp Fight]]: Giles and Anya get into a slapfight.
{{quote| '''Xander:''' Okay -- when ''I'm'' marveling at the immaturity...be scared. }}
* [[You Are in Command Now]] / [[Rhetorical Question Blunder]]
{{quote| '''Xander''': Who made ''you'' boss the boss of us?<br />
'''Willow''': You did. You said I could be boss.<br />
'''Anya''': You said to take a vote and it was unanimous.<br />
'''Tara''': You made a plaque that said "You're the boss of us!" with little sparkles on it.
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