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{{quote|...then have a choice between giving it to her for no charge or playing a different game because that is the only option.|'''[[Stephen Colbert]]''', ''[[The Colbert Report]]''}}
{{quote| Why did the chicken cross the road?<br />
Because the plot demands it. }}
 
{{quote|It's sort of like... having a girl ask, "Why do you think I'm not speaking to you?" and realizing your answer actually has no effect on whether or not a fight is about to ensue.|'''[[Cracked (Website).com|Cracked]]''', ''[http://www.cracked.com/article/190_5-plot-devices-that-make-good-video-games-suck 5 Plot Devices That Make Good Video Games Suck]''}}
 
{{quote|Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you...|'''G-Man''', ''[[Half-Life]] 2''}}
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{{quote|For the request that I will ask you now please reply with "Yes" or "Okay".|'''Anzelotte''', ''[[Night Wizard]]''}}
 
{{quote|You know you haven't got a choice, Shanoa. Let's not play games.|'''Albus''', ''[[Castlevania]]'' ''[[Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia|Order Of Ecclesia]]''}}
 
{{quote|I will not make choo-choo noises when the DM railroads the plot.|'''[[Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG]]''}}
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{{quote|''"I'll just keep asking until you say yes!"''|'''Buck''', ''Pokémon Platinum''}}
 
{{quote|'''[[Gender Blender Name|Steve]]:''' "I'm the fucking '''Avatar'''. I've handled that [[MacGuffin|rune]] '''twice''', both times to do something a lot more fucking important than any stupid shit you've ever done. I fucking '''found''' that thing. I dug it out of a furnace '''while it was turned on'''. You're going to tell me, with a straight face, that you can't let me have the rune until I do some idiotic thing for you?"<br />
'''Selganor:''' "That's right."<br />
'''Steve:''' "Fine. But the only reason I'm not killing you with a cannon '''right now''' is that I have a grudging respect for your enormous balls."|[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%204-6/index.html Nakar's] [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Ultima VI|Ultima VI: The False Prophet]]''}}
|[http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Ultima%204-6/index.html Nakar's] [[Let's Play]] of ''[[Ultima VI|Ultima VI: The False Prophet]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Ford:''' You have to be my field agent, Razputin. Are you ready?<br />
'''Raz:''' No. Not yet.<br />
''[Slap.]''<br />
'''Ford:''' How 'bout now?|''[[Psychonauts (Video Game)|Psychonauts]]''}}
|''[[Psychonauts]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''{{spoiler|Rise}}:''' "Stop! Y-You're...!" <br />
'''Main Character:''' "[[Genre Savvy|Hey you guys shouldn't we stop her now before we have to fight her Sha--]]" <br />
'''{{spoiler|Rise}}:''' "not...!" <br />
'''Main Character:''' "[[Only Sane Man|UM YOU GUYS WE REALLY SHOULD TRY--]]" <br />
'''{{spoiler|Rise}}:''' "MEEEE" <br />
''[[Boss Battle|(TA-DAAAA)]]''|''[[PeachiHiimdaisy]]'s', ''[http://hiimdaisy.livejournalimgur.com/27081.html#cutid1a/AuVmJ Persona 4 Comic, part 3]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Why are we doing this again?"''<br />
''"Because Matthew can be talked into anything."''|''[[Golden Sun Dark Dawn|Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]''}}
|''[[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Tom Nook:''' Isn't your current house just a tad cramped? We could build you a larger home. It could hold much more furniture, yes? So? What do you say?<br />
'''You:''' Smaller is cozier!<br />
'''Tom Nook:''' Oh, (player name)! Always the joker, hm? I know a young up-and-comer like you, (player name)... You couldn't possibly be satisfied with a house that small. not likely! So, the roof on your newer, bigger house... What color should it be, hm?|''[[Animal Crossing]]: Wild World''}}
|''[[Animal Crossing]]: Wild World''}}
 
{{quote|'''[[Player Character|Shepard:]]''' Enjoy it, Joker. If we're stuck here, we might as well enjoy it.<br />
'''[[Ace Pilot|Joker:]]''' Does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite "you have no choice" choice ever. |''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}}
|''[[Mass Effect 2]]''}}
 
{{quote|Any customer can have a car painted any color that he wants so long as it is black.|'''Henry Ford''', regarding his Model T...[[Beam Me Up, Scotty|but not really]]}}
|'''Henry Ford''', regarding his Model T...[[Beam Me Up, Scotty|but not really]]}}
 
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