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** And directly after that he drops his pants to prove that the fantasy is bogus and he's "all man" by having sex with the B.A.D. Girls -- revealing that he is still wearing the yellow panties he wore with the Marvel Girl costumed he'd donned earlier. You know, when he planned for Cable to be so distracted checking out his legs -- and don't think he didn't see Iceman sneaking a peek too -- that he wouldn't know what hit him when Deadpool struck? Yeah.
** Even other characters comment on the Ho Yay in Cable and Deadpool's sparring matches.
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'''Cable''': Was missing something...
'''Deadpool''': Massage oil? ... did I say that out loud?
'''Cable''': ''[Elbows Deadpool in the head]'' That's what was missing...
'''Deadpool''': Ben-Gay... stat!
'''Irene''': If you boys are quite through eroticizing...? }}
** Well to be fair, Cable did that with all his [[media:CableBath.jpg|training partners.]]
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** When dimension-hopping, he runs into an [[Alternate Reality]]!Cable who was taken over by techno-organics and sprouted loads of [[Naughty Tentacles|shiny metal tentacles]]. When they attacked Wade, he went from "ow! ow! hey--that is incredibly personal space there -- ow!!!" to "okay--hey--okay--okay--[[Ho Yay|see, now I'm kinda liking it]]". Yes, they did just have ''implied tentacle sex''.
** From ''Cable & Deadpool'' Issue 10:
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'''Deadpool''': But I took everything you had in Japan--
'''The Cat''': Only what I allowed you to take.
'''Deadpool''': You are so totally the coolest...
'''The Cat''': But how do you plan to get it to Cable in time?
'''Deadpool''': We got this whole don't ask, don't tell thing goin'... not that there's anything wrong with that. Bodyslide by two...
'''The Cat''': Don't ask, don't tell--? ...Oh. '''Oh'''. }}
** Deadpool's (other) main crush in the series is [[Bea Arthur]]. Bea Arthur is about 6'4, white hair, deep voice. Sound like anyone Wade knows?
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*** "They fought 'gainst guy tried turning people blue/Made Cable get frozen and Deadpool go goo/Their bodies merged into one conjoined splat/(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
*** Unused excerpt from the recorded interviews of Irene Merryweather:
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'''Irene''': Bodyslide?
'''Deadpool''': Oh, girl, you haven't lived until you do it while bodysliding.
'''Irene''': (long silence)
'''Deadpool''': Hmm... Let me rephrase. You haven't lived until you do it.
'''Irene''': So... Cable is forced to... deal with you.
'''Deadpool''': We bodyslide by one, yeah, sorta like a Play-Doh thing happening. We bodyslide by two and we appear side by side. Either way, we're hermanos en fuego.
'''Irene''': Brothers on fire?
'''Deadpool''': I thought it meant flaming brothers.
'''Irene''': That's not much better. }}
*** "Cable and Deadpool did something with their bodies that's usually reserved for late-night cable T.V. As a result, when one bodyslides, or teleports, the other goes along for the ride. But that really has nothing to do with the story."
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* And then there's Bob of HYDRA, who's gone from hostage to unsure minion to adoring fanboy in the span of just a few issues. Seriously, what is it about Deadpool?
** There's also the point that Bob has never, even early on, questioned or objected to being called Deadpool's pet.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130529171958/http://www.mixtli.net/lucrezianoin/deadpoolcable/evidence.htm Here] is a not-complete list of... slashy panels from Cable & Deadpool.
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[[Category:Cable and Deadpool]]
[[Category:Ho Yay]]
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