Captain Obvious/Quotes: Difference between revisions

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'''Fowler''': Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!|''[[Chicken Run]]''}}

 

{{quote|''"Mega Man, Mega Man! Come in! There's these [[Frickin' Laser Beams|big yellow beams]] that [[One-Hit Kill|kill you]] if you-" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I don't need you!''|'''Roll''' and '''Egoraptor''' arguing in Quick Man's Stage on an episode of ''Sequelitis''.}}

 

'''Holmes''': Now we have a firm grasp... of the obvious.|[[Guy Ritchie|Guy Ritchie's]] ''[[Sherlock Holmes (film)|Sherlock Holmes]]''}}

 

'''Sherlock:''' Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper.|''[[Sherlock]]''}}

 

{{quote|"Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good."|''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom Comic]]''}}

 

'''Don Calfari''': That would mean someone had to give the order. Someone that was not me.|''[[The Middleman]]'', "The Pilot Episode Sanction"}}

 

'''Yoda:''' Defend the city we must!|''[[Star Wars: Clone Wars]]''}}

 

{{quote|"Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered... and somebody is responsible."|Detective, ''[[Plan 9 from Outer Space]]''}}

 

'''Alistair''': No problem. It's nice to have a purpose.|''[[Dragon Age]]''}}

 

{{quote|"All toasters toast toast!"|'''Mario''', ''[[Hotel Mario]]''<ref>To all of you who just went, "Toasters toast bread!" yes, that is true. They can also re-toast toast.</ref>}}

 

'''[[The Ditz|Father Dougal]]:''' A diversion! That's what it's called, a diversion!|''[[Father Ted]]''}}

 

'''Legolas:''' A diversion! ''[In tones of one having a great revelation.]''|''[[Lord of the Rings]]''}}

 

{{quote|[[Overly Long Gag|"If I kill you then you will die... If you die then you will be dead... If you're dead then you won't be alive... If you aren't alive you won't be able to breath and then you will die..."]]|'''[[Death Note|Rem]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUal-aTCL74&feature=PlayList&p=03389DC24AABE458&index=13 Death Note Abridged]'' }}

 

'''Harry Potter:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.]]|''[[Harry Potter (film)|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]]''}}

 

{{quote|The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.|attributed to '''[[Salvador Dali]]'''}}

 

'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Professy will help! Oh, fire indeed hot!|''[[Futurama|The Day the Earth Stood Stupid]]''}}

 

{{quote|"It seems you have to defeat this one to win!"|'''[[Mission Control|Fuuka Yamagishi]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p0gGj5iATw Gasp! The Enemy!]''}}

 

''Could you put that in a memo, and entitle it "Shit I already know!"''|[[Red vs. Blue|Sarge and Simmons]] on Donut, who was just blown up.}}

 

'''Fry:''' Like this is not the end.|'''''[[Futurama]]''''', ''Into the Wild Green Yonder''}}

 

'''Anton Chigurh:''' "Yes, it is."|''[[No Country for Old Men]]''}}

 

{{quote|"Now I'm in a completely different place!"|''[[Rule of Three|Doom Marine]]'', you guessed it, '''Doom Comics'''}}

 

'''Robot-Man:''' And you must be the guy who states the obvious.|'''[[Doom Patrol]]'''}}

 

'''Darth Baras:''' A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could ''feel my anger!''|'''''[[Star Wars: The Old Republic]]''''', as Darth Baras [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KhSIV0Xcs8 loses his patience.]}}