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{{quote|'''Ginger''': You mean you never actually ''flew'' the plane?<br />
'''Fowler''': Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!|''[[Chicken Run (Animation)|Chicken Run]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"Mega Man, Mega Man! Come in! There's these [[Frickin' Laser Beams|big yellow beams]] that [[One-Hit Kill|kill you]] if you-" "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I don't need you!''|'''Roll''' and '''Egoraptor''' arguing in Quick Man's Stage on an episode of ''Sequelitis''.}}
 
{{quote|'''Inspector Lestrade''' (''seeing a midget in Lord Blackwood's coffin''): That's not Blackwood!<br />
'''Holmes''': Now we have a firm grasp... of the obvious.|[[Guy Ritchie|Guy Ritchie's]] ''[[Sherlock Holmes (Filmfilm)|Sherlock Holmes]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''John:''' Fun? There's a woman lying dead!<br />
'''Sherlock:''' Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you'd go deeper.|''[[Sherlock (TV)|Sherlock]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[Exaggerated Trope|"That's air going into my lungs."]]|'''Colin Mochrie''', ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV)|Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]''}}
 
{{quote|"Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good."|''[[Doom (Comic Book)|Doom Comic]]''}}
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{{quote|''[thousands of Confederacy starfighters stream past Yoda's window]''<br />
'''Mace Windu:''' The city is under attack!<br />
'''Yoda:''' Defend the city we must!|''[[Star Wars: Clone Wars]]''}}
 
{{quote|"That's a lot of fish!"|The 1998 American [[Godzilla]] movie}}
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{{quote|Joseph was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered the 19 bullet-holes in his body. The attending physician later testified that Joseph was "probably in severe pain." Dr. Obvious likely went on to say that the red stuff pouring out of Joseph's body was "probably blood."|''Cracked.com'' [http://www.cracked.com/article_17573_7-fatal-injuries-that-people-somehow-survived.html 7 Fatal Injuries (That People Somehow Survived)]}}
 
{{quote|''"I knew it!'' That sword... It's your weapon, isn't it?!"|'''Might Guy''', ''[[Naruto (Manga)|Naruto]]''}}
 
{{quote|"Life is very important to Americans."|Bob Dole}}
 
{{quote|One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in ''It's a nice day'', or ''You're very tall'', or ''Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?'' At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical and decided he quite liked human beings after all, but he always remained desperately worried about the terrible number of things they didn't know about.|''[[The HitchhikersHitchhiker's Guide to Thethe Galaxy]]''}}
 
{{quote|"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."|'''John Madden'''}}
 
{{quote|"Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered... and somebody is responsible."|Detective, ''[[Plan 9 Fromfrom Outer Space]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Grey Warden''': Thanks for stating the completely obvious, by the way.<br />
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{{quote|"Use your weapons! They are designed to do damage!"|'''[[The Red Mage|Red Mage]]''', [[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]}}
 
{{quote|"All toasters toast toast!"|'''Mario''', ''[[Hotel Mario (Video Game)|Hotel Mario]]''<ref>To all of you who just went, "Toasters toast bread!" yes, that is true. They can also re-toast toast.</ref>}}
 
{{quote|'''Father Ted:''' We need something that will keep them away from the house something to distract them...but what?<br />
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'''Legolas:''' A diversion! ''[In tones of one having a great revelation.]''|''[[Lord of the Rings]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[Overly Long Gag|"If I kill you then you will die... If you die then you will be dead... If you're dead then you won't be alive... If you aren't alive you won't be able to breath and then you will die..."]]|'''[[Death Note (Manga)|Rem]]''', ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUal-aTCL74&feature=PlayList&p=03389DC24AABE458&index=13 Death Note Abridged]'' }}
 
{{quote|'''Ron Weasley:''' You can't break an Unbreakable Vow.<br />
'''Harry Potter:''' [[Deadpan Snarker|I'd worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.]]|''[[Harry Potter (Filmfilm)|Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''''It's a trap!'''''|(many characters in [[Star Wars]], but most famously) '''Admiral Ackbar''', ''Return of the Jedi''}}
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{{quote|'''Leela:''' Ow, fire hot!<br />
'''Professor Farnsworth:''' Professy will help! Oh, fire indeed hot!|''[[Futurama (Animation)|The Day the Earth Stood Stupid]]''}}
 
{{quote|"You see those things that look like time bombs? Oh yeah! Those are time bombs."|A gem of advice from musclebomber2021 about Super <s>[[Bomberman (Video Game)|Bomber]]</s>[[Retsupurae|Bummerman]] 2}}
 
{{quote|"In the silent movie, there's no talking."|'''Natasha Bedingfield''', 'Silent Movie'}}
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{{quote|''Sarge, we need to get Donut air-lifted outta here.''<br />
''Could you put that in a memo, and entitle it "Shit I already know!"''|[[Red vs. Blue (Machinima)|Sarge and Simmons]] on Donut, who was just blown up.}}
 
{{quote|'''Fry:''' Well, this is the end. There was so many things I wanted to say to you.<br />
'''Leela:''' Like what?<br />
'''Fry:''' Like this is not the end.|'''''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]''''', ''Into the Wild Green Yonder''}}
 
{{quote|'''Goon:''' "That's a dead dog."<br />
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{{quote|"Now I'm in a completely different place!"|''[[Rule of Three|Doom Marine]]'', you guessed it, '''Doom Comics'''}}
 
{{quote|'''[[Animal Man (Comic Book)|Animal Man]]:''' You must be Robot-Man.<br />
'''Robot-Man:''' And you must be the guy who states the obvious.|'''[[Doom Patrol (Comic Book)|Doom Patrol]]'''}}
 
{{quote|'''Darth Baras:''' RAAAAAAGH! I cannot break him!<br />
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''Or...''<br />
'''Sith Apprentice:''' I feel your anger, master.<br />
'''Darth Baras:''' A blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could ''feel my anger!''|'''''[[Star WarstheWars: The Old Republic]]''''', as Darth Baras [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KhSIV0Xcs8 loses his patience.]}}
 
{{quote|My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!|'''[[The Simpsons (Animationanimation)|Lenny]]''' ''when Homer hits him with pudding.''}}
 
{{quote|''Hey, he just stopped at that house over there! Hey, I just stated the obvious! Oh look, a chair!''|'''Tom''', ''Eddsworld''}}
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