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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|'''Captain Kirk:''' ...and then there was [[Star Trek II: ~~the~~The Wrath of Khan ~~(Film)~~\|Carol]]. I was on the fast track for command... but the way I felt about her... I was almost ready to give it all up.. .almost.<br /> '''Xill:''' So why are you here? Where is she?<br /> '''Captain Kirk:''' That's a complicated story. But the memory of her drives me to try harder with the new female in my life... the Enterprise.<br /> '''Xill:''' Your ship is your girlfriend? Creepy...\|''[[Star Trek: ~~the~~The Original Series ~~(TV)~~\|Star Trek]] The Manga - Shinsei Shinsei - Orphans''}} {{quote\|''"Good news, everyone! [[Justified Trope\|I've taught the toaster to feel love!]]"''\|'''Professor Farnsworth''', ''[[~~Futurama (Animation)\|~~Futurama]]''}} {{quote\|''"Nobody comes between me and my Blue-Eyes! And anyone foolish enough to try pays the price!"''\|'''Seto Kaiba''', ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''}} {{quote\|'''Shizuo:''' Not that I haven’t heard people say "I love you" to me, but I don’t even know if they counted as women or not.~~<br />~~ '''Tom:''' Hmm? Have you been going to gay bars or transsexual clubs?~~<br />~~ '''Shizuo:''' No, that’s not what I meant. I mean, they hardly counted as ''humans'' to begin with. More like sharp objects...\|'''Tom and Shizuo''' discuss Shizuo's rather unusual love life, ''[[Durarara!!]]''}} {{quote\|'''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' What the hell is that ''thing'' doing in our bed? Get it out of there!~~<br />~~ '''The Monarch:''' smacks her hand away Don't you [[Sound Effect Bleep\|f ***ing]] touch her! <br /> '''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' Whoa. What's the matter with you?<br /> Line 19: '''Doctor Mrs. The Monarch:''' Okay, wow. I wrote this off as some kinda midlife crisis kinda thing, but this, this is - they don't even have a name for what this is!\|''[[The Venture Brothers]]''}} {{quote\|''"Why, hello there! This mic is zetta sexy!"''\|'''Sho Minamimoto''', ''[[~~The World Ends With You (Video Game)\|~~The World Ends With You]]''}} {{quote\|''"The Maria Narcissa is a BOAT."''~~<br />~~ ''"So was the last girl you set me up with.."''\|''[[Splinter Cell]]''}} {{quote\|''"All I'm saying, Jon, is that I want to be sodomized by your Constitution."''\|'''John Oliver''' (declaring that he is gay for America), ''[[The Daily Show]]''}} {{quote\|''"I put my [[~~My Space~~Myspace]] sexuality status to "not sure" mostly because I just love that that's an option. Who is that for? Who is so confused about their sexuality that they have no idea? Is it some guy who's saying "Dude, I just jerked off to my stove. What was that all about?"''\|'''Nick Swardson'''}} {{quote\|''"I have never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects."''\|'''Tuvok''', [[Star Trek: Voyager ~~(TV)~~\|Star Trek Voyager]], "Year of Hell, Part II"}} {{quote\|'''Fenris:''' The way you fondle your weapon is disturbing.~~<br />~~ '''Varric:''' Hey, I'm a perfect gentleman! In public.\|''[[~~Dragon Age II (Video Game)\|~~Dragon Age II]]''}} {{quote\|'''Snake:''' ''You'' should come inside [[Companion Cube\|the box]]; then you'll know what I mean.<br /> '''Sigint:''' Man, [[Squick\|I don't even wanna know what you mean!]]\|''[[Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater]]''}} {{reflist}}