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{{quote|''"No cat in the world ever gave anyone a straight answer."''|''[[The Last Unicorn (novel)|The Last Unicorn]]''}}
{{quote|''"Dogs aren't clever, they eat their own dung,
They whine like babies and sweat through their tongue,
The big ones are stupid, the small are high-strung,
But cats are cunts."''|'''Triumph the Insult Comic Dog'''}}
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{{quote|''"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should just get used to it."''|'''Anonymous'''}}
{{quote|''"Macavity, Macavity, there's no-one like Macavity
For he's a fiend in feline shape,
A monster of depravity"''|'''[[T. S. Eliot]]''', ''[[Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats|Old Possums Book of Practical Cats]]''}}
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{{quote|''"Whatever may have been the experience of [[Mis Blamed|those who gave so slanderous a character to the Cat]], my own rather wide acquaintance with this animal has led me to very different conclusions. The Cats with which I have been most familiar have been [[Inverted Trope|as docile, tractable, and good-tempered as any dog could be]], and displayed an amount of intellectual power which would be equalled by very few dogs, and surpassed by none."''|'''The Reverend J.G. Wood''', from the 1885 book ''Our Living World: A Natural History''. }}
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