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** Kellogg's was a health-food company originally. Kellogg's products could, according to its founder, detoxify your colon and keep you from masturbating to excess.
* The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee has gained super powers from time to time because he ate Honey Nut Cheerios.
** Campaigns for original Cheerios have also done this with Peanuts characters, animated chalk drawings, etc. In fact, '60s era commercials for the original Cheerios featured a [[Mascot]] for whom Cheerios served the same purpose as spinach did for [[Popeye|Popeye the Sailor]]--once—once the Cheerios boy ate a bowl of Cheerios, he was capable of just about any superhuman feat.
** As did the French campaigns, exclusively with a Tortoise and Hare.
** [[Rocky and Bullwinkle|Bullwinkle]] was a spokescharacter, touting the cereal's benefits in a series of poetry-reading ads. As 'Casey At The Bat', he still strikes out, and is chased by an angry mob, but:
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