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* On a related note, what was Wonka planning to do if ''all'' the children were rotten?
** [[Kill 'Em All]], [[Darker and Edgier|determine which parts of each child he felt were the cause of their particular trespass, and sew a flesh golem out of the remaining parts, using a fraction of a drop of Wonka-Vite to de-age them all to before they died and use the remaining, perfect, potentially unaging child to train as his successor]]. That, or mope around until he got another idea or decided to hold a new version of the Golden Ticket contest.
*** You sir, should write the Horror Movie version of the Chocolate Factory.
* How is Wonka not the most hated man in town? Think about it. First, opens a big factory providing lots of people with jobs. Then, he shuts it down, leaving all those people without jobs. Then, a few years later, he reopens the factory, but none of the former workers gets their job back. When he gives the tour, he tells everyone how he smuggled a bunch of immigrants over to work for him. I don't see any of the laid-off former workers caring whether Oompa Loompas have the proper documentation or not. ''And'' if the Johnny Depp movie is to be believed, Wonka was also responsible, in part, for a big lay-off at the toothpaste factory.
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** The other kids are mean to Charlie because they're the kind of nasty little children who will pick on anyone they see as weaker. None of the kids liked each other, but Violet and Veruca especially disliked each other because they knew who the real competition was for the "special prize." And they pretended to be friends because, like many popular and entitled girls, they understood the concept of keeping one's enemies close.
* Just gonna come right out and say it: Mike Teevee is more likeable than Charlie. A modern-day audience (especially children in it) are far more likely to identify with him than they are with the relentlessly perfect, naive, and saintly Charlie who seems to be from another time entirely. And the points Mike makes are perfectly valid (beyond the level of lampshade hanging to things that would make the audience go, 'hey, yeah, I want an explanation for this Fridge Logic!); Wonka just comes off as an ass for brushing them off. Is there...some way to JUSTIFY this? Did Burton just fuck up, or what?
** He's an unsympathetic asshole with borderline [[Arbitrary Skepticism]]. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Who mumbles.]] What ''is'' likable about him?
*** This troper would have to agree. Even if the more contemporary Mike is a little more relatable to audiences, he's still impatient, snotty, and condescending. He's a little smarter than everyone else, but he's still over-reliant on technology to the point of laziness. This is the underlying flaw the character represents, not just simply an obsession with television or video games.
*** Exactly. Since when did "I relate with this character" automatically mean "I like this character"?
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***** This above. The book explains that a giant size chocolate bar is necessary to become the correct size of an average chocolate bar on someone's television screen. These days, you'd probably need a much bigger bar.
** Due to resolution problems with the camera/transmitter. If you sent a normal bar, important molecules may be lost due to resolution and fail to make the right taste and structure. [[Nightmare Fuel|What this says of Mike, however...]]
** [[For Science!|For (confectionery) SCIENCE]]!!!
* Am I the only one who doesn't get why the Veruca Salt song ends more abruptly than the others?
* Am I the only one who wonders how exactly Willy's dad moved the COMPLETE house?