Cheech and Chong/Funny: Difference between revisions

 

* The Man (Chong) admiring the interior of Pedro (Cheech)'s car:

 

** Pedro and the Man get pulled over by the cops when they're stoned. Pedro tries to talk to the cop while Chong is eating all of their drugs. Pretty much everything Cheech says is hilarious.

[Chong throws up in Cheech's lap right after the cop asks what his name is] "Uh, his name is ''RAAAAAALPH''". }}

 

* Chong plays Bob, a contestant on ''Let's Make A Dope Deal''. Cheech is the host:

 

* Chong is an old man in the park. Cheech is a punk:

Old Man: Sure, [[But You Screw One Goat!|I used to fuck buffalo]]. In fact, [[Take That|you look just like your momma]]. }}

 

* Harry (Chong) & Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie:

Harry: "This movie just got disgusting. They brought in [[Racist Grandma|a goddamn colored guy]]...C'mon, Margaret...[[Double Entendre|are you coming]]?" }}

 

* Red Neck: "Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree"

What do you get when you cross a [[Leprechaun]] with a whore? Little bitty fucker. }}