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* One for, astonishingly enough: Copier Repair [http://www.scaryideas.com/video/1413/\]
* Subway [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl1tKgIzNKg\]
* This scene from Carrer Builder.com's [[Everything's Better with Monkeys|Monkey Business]] ads [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20180820221632/https://theaarongershfield.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/photocopy-chimp.jpg\]
 
== [[Comic Books]] ==
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== [[Newspaper Comics]] ==
* Dean in ''[[Liberty Meadows]]'' does this. Brandy tells him that he'll break the glass. [[Cassandra Truth|Which is exactly what happens.]]
* Other Comics: [https://web.archive.org/web/20160912163032/http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/x/xeroxing.asp\], [https://web.archive.org/web/20120503120911/http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/p/photocopies_gifts.asp\]
* The stormtrooper in [http://www.gocomics.com/brewsterrockit/2010/12/16/ this] ''[[Brewster Rockit]]'' comic
* One ''[[Bloom County]]'' strip features Steve Dallas and Opus the Penguin working at the town newspaper. Steve asks what the mysterious pages are in the copier, and Opus suggests that it may be loaves of bread, deflated volleyballs... or one attractive posterior.
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* Just remember, kids, you're putting some highly sensitive body parts on top of fragile glass, beneath which are moving metal parts and electrical wiring. And keep in mind you may not be the first.
** Also, any copies acquired by your coworkers may be used in ways detrimental to your promotion prospects, though if your line manager can recognize you in one then they probably weren't that great to start with.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20120426053143/http://failblog.org/2010/02/03/copier-win/ ...so, seriously. Don't try it.]
* The Mega Book of Useless Information says: "Over 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bottoms."
** Unfortunately, that's a lie.