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Line 1: {{~~trope~~creator}} * Almost all of ''Norman Rockwell is Bleeding,'' wherein Titus describes his early life, most of which was terrible. "We had everything in my family! Perscription drug abuse. Mental illness. [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking\|One of my uncles is a Mormon]]." Falling into a bonfire, which convinced him to stop drinking. {{quote\| '''Titus:''' Then I see my hands in this burning ember, and I say... "AAAAAAAHHHH!"}} A lot of his setups tend to be subverted right at the last second. {{quote\| '''Titus:''' ''(referring to when he and his first girlfriend -- the Jewish girl who kept punching him in the face -- moved to a beach house)'': Once the dichotomy changed? My God. It was a ''[[Precision F -Strike\|fucking]] nightmare!''"<br /> '''Titus:''' ''(referring to when he and Erin first broke up over infidelity)'': And I read her beautiful words and... I started to realize... I owned her ass. }} Describing the first time he challenged his dad to a fist fight: {{quote\| '''Titus:''' Fighting Dad's not a fight; fighting Dad is, ''(a la a game show announcer)'': "Hi! You've just instigated your own mugging! Come on down!"}} * His special "Love is Evol," which is all about how [[Love Makes You Crazy]], had a few really good moments. "Oh no, we're totally cool now. He stopped using the aluminum bat on me. I hated that noise. Ting, ting, ting, ting." Line 15: Everything Titus' Inner Retard says. ''Everything.'' ** The best jokes, though, came from his [[It Got Worse]] segment in "Love is Evol" when talking about 3 embarrassing moments in his relationship with his new girlfriend. [http://youtu.be/va6YP4mJJkI Can be seen here.] * During the first part of ''Neverlution'' when he names off all the bad events that happened between 2001 and 2011 (9/11, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, Hurricane Katrina, [[George W. Bush]]'s election and re-election, the BP oil spill, "talentless sluts" like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Kim Kardashian becoming popular, Haiti's earthquake, and Toyota recalling faulty cars) while imitating a recovering heroin addict who realized what happened in ten years and became violently ill over it. {{reflist}}