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** '''Cain''': "I've only got room for one lethally dangerous woman in my life." '''Amberley''': "Which I choose to take as a compliment..."
** '''Cain''' mentions being impressed at how much Amberley was eating; '''Amberley''' responds that she ''had'' been fighting genestealers all day, and was both hungry and tired. And besides, she only ate two of the snacks. And for that matter, they weren't very big snacks...
** '''Cain''' describes how Amberley's displacer field teleported her out of the way of a bullet just as she was diving for a gun, but he heard a crash and "some unladylike language" from where she ended up, meaning she'd collided with a nearby table. '''Amberley''' goes into detail about how the displacer field preserves momentum ([[Portal (
** '''Cain''': "Bribery and threats are popular methods for getting what you want, but the Inquisition is better at both and tend to resent other people using them." '''Amberley''': Entirely untrue. [[I Take Offense to That Last One|The Inquisition is most definitely above such petty emotions as resentment]].
** Cain and Jurgen are saved from genestealers by a mysterious figure in golden [[Power Armor]], and Cain admits he was stupefied to discover it was Amberley.
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{{quote| ''Ciaphas Cain, regimental commissar, Valhallan 597th. My aide, Jurgen. Terrorist attack.''}}
* Cain's tailing-off rebuttal of Penlan's [[Dojikko|accident-prone nature]], and her resultant nickname, "Jinxie":
{{quote| "She's not nearly as accident prone as she's supposed to be. I'll grant you [[Continuity Nod|she fell down an ambull tunnel once]], and there was [[Urine Trouble|that incident with the frag grenade and the latrine trench]], but things [[Cursed
* ''Caves of Ice'' has an excerpt from a children's book about promethium, with a footnote by Amberley saying she still finds the pictures of Pyrus the Flame immolating heretics to be amusing.
* "The Wheels on the Bus" isn't quite [[Grimdark]] enough to teach to Imperial children:
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