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**** You could carve around it, maybe...
** Athena didn't have a Successor. That's why we don't see Greek gods [[Oh Crap|any-morrr... God is a woman.]] [[You Can Panic Now]].
*** So it appears [[Kevin Smith (Creator)|Kevin Smith]] [[Dogma|was right...]]
* And considering [[You Can't Fight Fate|the Greek opinion on fighting fate...]]
 
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One of the lesser known facts about Tartarus was that in addition to being the closest thing the greeks had to Hell, he was also a diety like Gaia(and shacked up with her a few times, as well). He was also the go-to guy for the head god whenever they needed to imprison someone or something, first Uranus, then Cronos, then Zeus all had enemies to lock up in Tartarus. There's no record of Tartarus ever rebelling or fighting against the most recent usurpers, where-as Gaia rebelled against the reigns of each of them, and the fact that Tartarus was powerful enough to hold each of the beings that were imprisioned within him suggests that he probably could have put up a fight if he wanted to. None of the new God-Kings ever start to question Tartarus' loyalty, either; they all just seem to accept that he'll willingly act as a jailor for them. Anyway, end result of this theory; Tartarus is mentioned a few times in the New Testament, interchangably with Hell, which suggests to me that Tartarus was simply a go with the flow type of guy who was perhaps biding his time, surviving the downfall of the greek pantheon by being adopted into Christian lore as Hell.
 
== The Greek gods [[Hoist Byby His Own Petard|screwed themselves over]],leading the the Judeo-Christian God. ==
[[Fate Worse Than Death|Considering]] [[Jerkass Gods|what]] [[Double Standard Rape (Divine Onon Mortal)|they've]] done, the Greeks must've been pissed deep down. Eventually they overstepped their line, leading to a [[God of War (Video Gameseries)|Kratos]]-like figure that organised a [[Rage Against the Heavens|rebellion]] via [[Xanatos Gambit]]. The gods were too arrogant too consider this, allowing several instances of [[Like a Badass Out of Hell]], topping it off with a massive civil war between the gods that led to their defeat, with only Athena and Hades remaining. With little competion, the Abrahamic God took over, and the rest is history.
** Funnily enough, this is actually considered to be one of the reasons that Christianity eventually became so popular in Europe: the Greeks and Romans were tired of what they perceived as their gods' antics and weren't spiritually fulfilled.
*** So this is semi-confirmed?
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Something of the [[Spear Counterpart]] to the Athena WMG. The prophecy that Prometheus was said to know, concerning Zeus's fall from grace in the future? That history would repeat itself: Zeus's last "true" heir (i.e. a child born within his wedlock) would devise the means to destroy him, and take his place on the throne. Chronologically, Hephaestus- lame, blind, [[Hollywood Homely|arguably hideous]], industrious, and technologically ingenious- is Zeus's and Hera's last son. Hera locked her ugly little son in a volcano out of disgust, but Zeus enforced this because of the prophecy.
* Minor thing, but I heard it that Hera is actually very fond of Hephaestus, and Zeus threw him out of Olympus in the middle of a temper tantrum.
* In some versions of the story of Hephaestus's birth, Hera conceived him on her own out of jealousy of Zeus's birthing of Athena without a female, with the implication that he's the only imperfect god because he doesn't have a father. But, obviously, this is [[Depending Onon the Writer]].
== The stone that Cronus ate so long ago has some deep connection with Zeus. ==
Besides it being an Omphalos stone (used to denote the "navel" of the world), why else would the oracle at Delphi had found it and saved it?