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* ''[[The Suite Life onOn Deck]]'' episode "Snakes on a Boat" gives us a particularly funny one from Moseby (although you can't hear him over the boat horns. This is a kids show, after all.)
** I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE (honk) SNAKES ON MY (honk) BOAT!!!!!!
* Any HBO show (other than ''[[Big Love]]'') could be accused of this.
** ''[[Deadwood]]'' is a particularly strange example, as it features characters using modern obscenities in a setting where "God dammit to Hell" was still shockingly profane. The producers were well aware of this and decided to use anachronistic dialogue anyway, reasoning that historically-accurate dialogue [[Viewers are Morons|would sound]] [[Gosh Dang It to Heck|too tame]]. After all, the real Deadwood was home to many a miner, and they weren't known for their restraint as far as language, so the [[Cluster F-Bomb|Cluster F Bombs]] ''are'' accurate... from a certain point of view. In the words of Geoffrey Nunberg: "If you have your characters use historically accurate swearwords, they're apt to sound no more offensive than [[Curse of the Ancients|your grandmother in a mild snit.]]"
** ''[[The Wire]]'', which usually uses profanity regularly but not to ridiculous degrees, features a particularly brilliant example: an entire three minutes and thirty seconds of two detectives, Bunk and McNulty examining a crime scene, the only words exchanged being variations on the f-word. It kind of has to be seen to be believed. ([httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20150307140709/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbsnSVM1zM&feature=related Definitely NSFW].)
*** The best part about that particular scene is that it doesn't even seem out of character for a second.
**** A [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMOF]] in that scene has one of them almost say "shit", but it comes out "fuck".
*** The show also subverts the trope with the character Omar, who despite being a total badass who walks around in a duster with a shotgun robbing drug dealers, is very conspicuous by being the only character on the show to never use even mild profanity.
** ''[[The Sopranos]]'' uses that four-letter word regularly, too.
*** To the point where a [[Fully -Automatic Clip Show|compilation]] of every instance of "fuck" and "shit" in the show made a [https://web.archive.org/web/20131127060808/http://victorsolomon.com/get-weird/sopranos-uncensored/ 27-minute video].
*** And to the point that the punchline of one ''[[Mad TV]]'' skit about [[The Sopranos]] is a Cluster Cut-Off-Swear Bomb.
** ''[[Rome]]'' adored this trope. "I FUCK [the goddess] Concord in her ''FAT ASS!!''" "Juno's CUNT!" And so forth.
** For an interesting early dropping of the bomb on HBO, see Billy Crystal's "Don't Get Me Started." Crystal's imitation of his father's home movies have him portraying his uncle cursing the air blue at a family barbecue, but the "film" is silent, Crystal only mouths the words for everyone to follow.
** The 1990s HBO comedy series ''Hardcore TV'' featured a ''[[Beverly Hills, 90210]]'' takeoff titled "Bensonhurst 11210." In one scene, a girl is relating to a friend a story in which about every other word is a variant form of "fuck," leading to this memorable exchange:
{{quote| '''Girl #2:''' Hey, what the fuck's with all the "fucks?"<br />
'''Girl #1:''' Who the fuck are you -- the fucking Fuck Police? }}
** In ''[[Curb Your Enthusiasm]]'', Susie is infamous for hr short temper and dirty mouth.
*** Amusingly played with in an episode of; after Larry has accidentally left an abusive message intended for someone else on David Schwimmer's father's answering machine, Schwimmer's father calls back to return the favour with interest. After unleashing a barrage of abuse and swear words that would make a sailor blush, he finishes by calling Larry a comparatively tame "Son of a b-" - and the last word is [[Curse Cut Short|cut off by the end credits]] before he can finish.
*** Fuck me, you mean to say you mention that fucking episode, but not the one with the chef who has [[TourettesTourette's Shitcock Syndrome]]? ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTmHS-T5dLA Tag team]'' [[Cluster F-Bomb]].
** [[Boardwalk Empire]] appears to be following suit, particularly in the case of the fuckin' commodore.
* On ''[[Top Gear]]'', presenter Richard Hammond is one the most likely to throw profanity around like confetti. However, he's also been known to let fly with a choice word, clap a hand to his mouth, and say "Where did that come from?"
{{quote| '''Hammond''' [in his book ''As You Do'']: I was told later that I managed to swear constantly and without repetition for 40 minutes. }}
* In ''[[Dexter]]'' (both the print and TV versions), Deb's vocabulary [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbAN5g0MUpU seems excessively foul], even for a cop. And then there was Doakes, [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RiZvXf4e0Ko whose favorite word was motherfucker, usually used with regards to Dexter] (please note that this video contains spoilers within the last couple minutes for the end of Season 2).
** Lampshaded in season 3:
{{quote| '''Deb''': I'm fucking desperate, all right? I got a steaming heap of crap-all on this case and I've gone through every scum-sucking ballsack of a pimp I know, every whacked-out hooker. You are my last-ditch assfucked effort! <br />
'''Anton''': Damn, you got a mouth on ''you'', woman. }}
** '''Deb''': I could give a fuck who you fuck. Just don't fuck with my investigation, you fuck!
* One of the better usages of this was the famous [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuUGdXGhurQ&feature=related "Gollum acceptance speech" at the MTV Movie Awards], when Gollum won "Best Virtual Performance" for ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]: The Two Towers''. Andy Serkis steps forward to accept, only to have the trophy swiped by Gollum himself, who delivers a beautifully profane rant (including insulting [[Harry Potter|Dobby]]'s sexuality and calling Peter Jackson a "fucking hack") -- with his [[Jekyll and Hyde|alter ego]] Smeagol apologizing profusely in between outbursts and Serkis looking aghast. Tolkien would've dropped dead of shock. Make sure you're not drinking anything when you click on this.
** Or maybe just disapproved eloquently; see the ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' example from the Literature Page.
* Appears in ''[[The IT Crowd]]'', when Jen loudly (and with much use of the [[Sound Effect Bleep|Profanity Buzzer]]) tells a visiting Japanese delegate exactly what she thinks of him after he steps on her foot with heavy Doc Martens boots on. As the delegate cannot speak English, it's helpfully translated for him by the interpreter.
** Made even funnier afterwards when Jen's boss lets one loose of his own, but his assistant gets to the buzzer a little too late.
* On ''[[Friends]]'', Phoebe, the resident [[The Ditz|ditz]] had bought Chandler and Monica a Ms. [[PacmanPac-Man]] machine as a wedding gift. Chandler proceeds to own the shit out of it, replacing every highscore with dirty words ''that spelled longer dirtier words if you read them from top to bottom to boot''. Monica gets ''very'' upset, considering her nephew Ben is coming to visit. Phoebe, who was the previous highscore keeper, goes on to attempt to defeat the scores to clear the scoreboard. She nearly gets there... and loses right as Ross and Ben come trough the door. Phoebe starts a cascade of swearing, [[Curse Cut Short|but we don't get to hear it]] -- [[Ludwig Van Beethoven|Beethoven's]] Ninth plays over it.
* The internet/TV series ''[[Devvo]]'' can go as far as using the word "fuck" before every noun, adjective and verb; "I'm fucking sweared out! But fucking thing is, I fucking found this fucking motor. Fucking Rover, like. Some fuckin (''bleeped'') left fucking door open. I'll fucking show ya mate, fucking show ya". He also yells random strings of swear words at buses and dead pigeons for no reason.
* ''[[Cutey Honey the Live]]'' features Duke Watari, a member of Panther Claw. Usually, a calm and composed gentleman, but if you wrong him, no matter how minor the offense..."'''''[[Surprisingly Good English|SHIT!!!]]'''''"
* ''[[Penn and& Teller: Bullshit!]]'' uses this profusely. As they explain in the first episode, "Your statement is a lie" is grounds for slander charges; "Your statement is bullshit", not so much. The "Profanity" episode plays with this -- while the guests do a lot of swearing (the subject being censorship of language), Penn himself doesn't use ''any'' foul language for the duration of the episode.
* MTV Brazil VJ and punk rock singer João Gordo always speaks his mind, so his TV shows feature lots of profanity. When participating in the Brazilian ''The Moment of Truth'', he released at least 10 [[Cluster F Bombs]] -- during a Sunday afternoon in a major network.
* Gordon f***ing Ramsay's ''[[Kitchen Nightmares]]'' contains so much swearing that in Australia there was a parliamentary inquiry into whether it was appropriate to air it at the [[Watershed]]-dubious time of 8:30PM.
** And the ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20080411025319/http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/house/ Television Without Pity]'' reviews of the show have the "bleep-o-fucking-meter" to keep count. I believe the high for a single episode was around 50.
*** Only 50? A double length episode in the UK got [[Channel Four|Channel 4]] a [https://web.archive.org/web/20100629121258/http://www.ofcom.org.uk/tv/obb/prog_cb/obb133/ wristslap] from [[Media Watchdog|Ofcom]], as whilst the [[Watershed]] is 9 O'clock, that doesn't mean you can have '''115''' examples of "the most offensive language" in the first 40 minutes of a show starting at 9pm, it's supposed to be a bit more gradual than that.
** His confrontation with Secret Garden's Chef Michel is a fine [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABFvu4IFtBI&feature=related example].
** Also check out [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnw9KjwRrXo Sebastian].
* Speaking of Gordon Ramsay, ''[[HellsHell's Kitchen]]'' is also well-known for its language, as evident [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrcBCsjCixY here].
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6hxtvPHwI Gordon's recipe for omlet].
*** Like Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen has a bleep-o-fucking-meter at [[Television Without Pity]]...two, actually: one for Gordon, and one for the contestants.
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** To clarify things: "fuck" is mostly translated as "embêter", which means "bother", with a few other very, very mild swear words thrown in...but in the final gag, "phoque" (meaning "seal", the animal, and pronounced almost like "fuck") is rendered in the subtitles by "enculé" - a very strong insult similar to "motherfucker" (though meaning literally "buggered.")
* A version of this trope appeared in ''[[The Young Ones]]''...
{{quote| '''Vyvyan:''' NO! NO! NO! WE ARE NOT WATCHING THE BLOODY GOOD LIFE! BLODDY! BLOODY! BLOODY! I hate it it's so BLOODY nice! Felicity TREACLE Kendal and Richard SUGAR-FLAVOURED-SNOT Briers! What are they doing now? Chocolate BLOODY button ads, that's what! They're nothing but a couple of reactionary stereotypes confirming that everyone in Britain is lovable middle-class eccentric and I HATE THEM!<br />
That was a highly articulate outburst, considering it's ''Vyvyan'' }}
* ''The Adam & Joe Show'' [[New Sic]]* : "He was heard to say 'Fuck you, fuck this, fuck fucker'".
* In a ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk6A9KOxEgI DVD bonus], a random scene was reshot, with Cameron and Cuddy managing to curse about 30 times in a little more than one minute. When you remind yourself of how the characters behave in the show, this is pure gold.
* ''[[Battlestar Galactica|Battlestar]]'' [[Unusual Euphemism|Frakking]] ''[[Battlestar Galactica|Galactica]]''.
* The ''[[Supernatural]]'' episode "Ghostfacers", filmed documentary style, took the opportunity to heavily abuse ability to bleep out swears, implying that if the show were on a different network or standards weren't so rigid, the brothers would have quite the foul mouths. At least, that's how [[Fan Dumb|the fanfic writers]] chose to interpret it...
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*** Series 3 contained another astonishing outburst from Malcolm: "YOU CANNOT FUCK ME! I AM UNFUCKABLE! I HAVE NEVER BEEN FUCKED! AND IF YOU TRY AND FUCK ME YOU'LL FIND MY FUCKIN' ARSE WILL GROW FUCKIN' FANGS AND FUCKIN' SNAP YOUR FUCKIN' COCK OFF!"
*** This carries over to [[The Movie]], ''[[In the Loop]]'', from a telephone conversation that ends "fuckity-bye" to the brilliant:
{{quote| '''Malcolm:''' You are a boring ''fuck''! Oh, I'm sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing, so let's sort that out: You are a boring eff-star-star-{{spoiler|cunt}}."}}
* Red Forman from ''[[That '70s Show]]'' used this when he is convinced to take in Hyde when his mother leaves. Doing a good deed made him very unhappy.
** Variation: Fez ''really'' likes to drop the "son of a BITCH" phrase whenever he can.
{{quote| '''Fez''' (during Trick Or Treat): An apple?! WHERE'S MY CANDY, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!}}
* One of [[Steve Coogan]]'s videos is prefaced with his Paul Calf character explaining that the reason why it is rated 18 is because of the bad language, and going on to explain exactly what words are used and how many times (28 fucks, 29 counting that fuck, fuck it make it 30 etc.). At the end he conceeds that in fact, all the bad language is in his introduction "and the rest of the video is like ''Bambi''."
* The ''scripts'' of [[Lost]] indulge in this. ABC says that it makes them "energetic" and fun to read. From the end of Two for the Road, which uses "fuck" almost a hundred times and is not alone in that regard:
{{quote| {{spoiler|And Michael is fucking SHOOTING before he even sees what he's shooting at -- INSTINCT now as he WHIPS AROUND towards the sound of that voice and REVEAL --LIBBY. SHOCKED. HOLDING THE BLANKETS SHE WAS GETTING FOR HER PICNIC WITH HURLEY. A BLACKENED HOLE now permeates in the center of those blankets as Libby's knees fucking BUCKLE -- She hits the ground like a back of rocks. Over. DONE. Oh sweet fucking CHRIST. TIME STOPS. ON MICHAEL. FREAKING OUT. SWEATING. BLINKING. HIS GUN HAND FUCKING TREMBLING. FROZEN.}}}}
* ''Trailer Park Boys''
* The blooper reels for ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]'' and ''[[The Movie|Serenity]]''. Basically, whenever anyone forgets their lines (especially Nathan Fillion or Gina Torres), they drop a [[Cluster F-Bomb]].
** Even in the fucking show they fucking drop fucking cluster f bombs in fucking Mandarin.
* ''The <s>Motherfucking</s> Osbournes''.
* How has [[Queer Asas Folk]] ''not'' been fucking mentioned yet?
* The boys from ''[[The Whitest Kids U' Know]]'', with the exception of [[Gosh Dang It to Heck|Darren]].
* The [[Stargate SG -1]] [[Show Within a Show]] ''Wormhole X-Treme!'' included [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0bt1cgIBgY this] blooper clip.
* CNN's coverage of the Persian Gulf War, which featured live interviews with soldiers on the ground, would sometimes veer into this trope. Presumably the troops who'd casually used such language on camera didn't realize that the real-time satellite feed couldn't be edited to bleep out their F bombs.
* The myth that Cluster F-Bombs can actually increase your pain tolerance was tested on ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'' and featured Adam, Grant and Kari unleashing plenty of profanity in the name of science. The best part? {{spoiler|MYTH CONFIRMED.}}
* Daniel Tosh does this sometimes on ''[[Tosh 0 (TV)|Tosh .0]]'', for comedic value of course. mostly to create confusion to the watcher at home where there is an overly-long contionous beep when you don't know what the fuck he's saying.
* ''Dog The Bounty Hunter''. It seems to be a prerequisite that whenever a criminal is taken down, everyone involved has to yell variations of ''"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKER!"''
* ''[[Red Dwarf (TV)|Red Dwarf]]'' indulges in the futuristic version of this with the word 'smeg'. For example:
{{quote| "Why don't you smegging well smeg off, you annoying little smeggy smegging smegger?"}}
* Jon Stewart and the "Go Fuck Yourself Gospel Choir" on [[The Daily Show]].
* [[The Chaser]] succinctly describes the 2010 Australian federal election [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-inAzEleE in song].
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** When the show was moved to an earlier time-slot, Heath had to [[Executive Meddling|cut back on his swearing]], so there was even a sketch devoted to counting the number of times Chopper was allowed to swear, bleeping it out comically after 15.
** Technically he was impersonating Eric Bana's [http://thingsboganslike.com/?s=ronnie+johns impersonation of Chopper] rather than Chopper himself. Yes, that's right, Heath's [[Tropic Thunder|a dude dressed as a dude pretending to be another dude]].
* [[The Smoking Gun Presents: WorldsWorld's Dumbest]] Brawlers has a 2-year-old named Anthony who repeatedly uses the word 'fuck' correctly. He also squirt [[Pistol Whip|Pistol Whips]] a cousin('s shoe), making him resemble a toddler version of Joe Pesci's character from [[Casino]].
* [[Played for Laughs]] in the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000]] episode, [[Agent for HARMH.A.R.M.]], when [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3UDmnTYFs&t=1m13s Crow tries to help Mike by being a character witness] in his trial for [[Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds|blowing up a few planets on accident.]]
{{quote| '''Crow''': Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200 % ''[bleep]''ing not guilty. And if you ''[bleep]''s don't ''[bleep]'' find him innocent, then you can just ''[bleep]''ing kiss my fat ''[bleep]''ing ''[bleep]''. And that ''[bleep]''ing goes for your bull''[bleep]'' court system, too! Mike, I'm so ''[bleep]''ing sorry I couldn't ''[bleep]''ing be there for this ''[bleep]''ing ''[bleep]''y really bogus trial, man. But let me ''[bleep]'' tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd ''[bleep]''ing kick everyone's fat stupid ''[bleep]''ing behinds and then cram it up their ''[bleep]''ing ''[bleep]''. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this ''[bleep]'' helps. Take care, Mike.}}
* TruTV's shows, especially [[Operation Repo]], contain at ''least'' one swearword.
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p25SdQEnhHI&feature=related infamous Bill Grundy interview] with the [[Sex Pistols]] in 1976. In what was then a record for televised profanity, Steve Jones dropped the F-bomb 3 times, while Johnny Rotten dropped the S-bomb twice.
* NZ dramedy series [[Outrageous Fortune]]. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dqTrUpmwPg Especially if this one episode is anything to go by].
* On the Season 4 premiere of ''[[The Amazing Race]]'', Amanda suffered a severe case of road rage on the way to the airport, and started cursing out all the other teams. Made funnier by the fact that she was small and cutesy, and looked like a total [[Gosh Dang It to Heck]] type during the team introductions.
* ''[[Skins]]'' everywhere always. It's safe to say it's one of the most commonly used words in the entire show.
** Also used for a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] in series four: "I'm Katie Fucking Fitch, who the fuck are you?"
* ''[[The River]]'' uses this with a [[Sound Effect Bleep]] so whole speeches are bleeped out.
* ''[[The Vicar of Dibley]]'' had David Horton drop one [[Discretion Shot|off-screen]] when his son Hugo told him he was in love with [[Dumb Blonde|Alice Tinker]]. When Hugo relayed the story to the vicar, it resulted in this exchange:
{{quote| '''Geraldine:''' So what did he say?<br />
'''Hugo:''' Well, I can't tell you what he actually said because, because you're the vicar. But let's say a certain word is represented by another word that, that sounds a little like that word, like, uh... like... "duck," for instance. ''([[Beat]])'' He asked me what the duck I was playing at. He said he didn't give a flying duck if I ducking loved Alice ducking Tinker, and if I ducking kissed her again, he'd make sure that I was well and truly ducked.<br />
'''Geraldine:''' Well, duck me. }}
* ''[[Weeds]]'': Nancy's reaction to realizing she's been jacked is this, peppered with Heylia's encouragements throughout.
{{quote| '''Nancy''': Mother...fucking...cock sucking son of a bitch, hillbilly stalker asshole! Shit eating, dickless, granny fucking prick!<br />
'''Conrad''': Granny fucking? }}
 
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