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{{quote|Homer: Hmm, now which will be my one donut of the day * eats one* no * eats another* not that one (You can see where this is going).}}
** In the episode "The Last Temptation of Homer", Homer is attracted to his co-worker, Mindy, and tries to watch television to take his mind off her:
{{quote|'''Kent Brockman:''' Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs of [[John F. Kennedy|Kennedy]], [[Dwight Eisenhower|Eisehower]], [[George H. W. Bush|Bush]], and [[Bill Clinton|Clinton]]. Did fooling around on their wives make them great? We'll find out next, when we play "Hail to the Cheat."<br />
''(Homer changes channels to a nature documentary)''<br />
'''Narrator:''' The Burmese Melon Fly has over a thousand sex partners, and suffers virtually no guilt-<br />
''(Homer changes channels to a bunch of scantily clad women working out on weight machines)''<br />
'''Woman:''' Just do it! ''(Homer runs away)'' Examine your scalp for ringworm. }}
* Seen more than once on ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]''.