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*** Not on a good rhythm, though.
* Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.
{{quote| '''Gregg''': Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture!<br />
'''Gregg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_S6qZiZN7sg I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!] }}
* Screw it, every damn chracter. Some of the choicer lines:
{{quote| '''The Fire Imps''': "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." '''Brass Balls deployed'''<br />
'''Two Tediz doctors''': "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- *random Tediz gibberish*"<br />
'''Conker to Fangy''': "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though. }}
* In Bats Tower:
{{quote| '''Carl''': "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f*cking-tastic!"<br />
'''Conker''': "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round.<br />
'''Carl''': "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F*ck!" }}
* In the "It's War" chapter:
{{quote| '''The SHC General''': "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw f*ck that shit!"}}
* "Were your parents related? Like, [[Incest Is Relative|before they were married?]]"
* After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door.
{{quote| '''Conkula''': Oh, shit. The villagers again.}}
** This is slightly funnier in the [[X Box]] re-make, since the censor beep practically comes out of nowhere.
* "Time to wander around, [[Lampshade Hanging|aimlessly]]"