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** Also, Nazism and Conservapedia are both very much to the right of more mainstream conservatism. It's not conservatism = Nazism. It's that Schlafly's extreme conservatism = nazism.
** Clearly people need to go back and revise political science. Politics is not as basic as 'left vs right', which is the simplistic dichotomy people try and portray. The left can get more numbers if they make out all of their enemies (right) are the same thing, and likewise the right can get numbers if they make out ''their'' enemies (left) are the same thing. It's far more complicated than that. Nazism, as variation of Fascism, while having a policy as far right as you could possibly go, isn't strickly bound to the far right scale because it's planned economy, for example, clashes with the conservative maintenance of the market economy. Because of this, Hitler exclaimed that he disliked the right wing just as much as the left wing, because market economies and conservatism damaged Germany's national identity. Hitler hated Conservatism just as much as the conventional left wing.
* [[OccamsOccam's Razor|Hitler's too old to still be alive]].
** Not if Schlafly is a mutant clone of Hitler who went [[Beyond the Impossible|even crazier]] than Hitler himself.
 
== Conservapedia is really an in-character wiki for an alternate history roleplaying game setting ==
Schlafly is completely unaware that 'Liberal' is a real word, and thinks he made it up to describe his race of [[Always ChaoticExclusively Evil]] Orc analogues, whose presence in the timeline is responsible for the many, ''many'' discrepancies between his world and observable reality.
 
He probably also thinks that 'Conservative' means 'Player Character'
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== Conservapedia is actually completely objective ==
We, the public, have in fact been the victims of mass brainwashing by the coterie of liberal elites controlling the media and government. Via wikipedia, the press and television, they have succeeded in skewing all information to the point that what we perceive as reality is actually biased towards the Gay-Muslim-Democrat-Atheist agenda.
 
Andy Schlafly is a hero and a true patriot.
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