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#'''Maginot Line Rule:''' ''It is easy to tell which city/nation is the next conquest of the Evil Empire: its streets are filled with citizens who [[Tempting Fate|brag that the Empire would never dare attack them]], and would be [[Nothing Can Stop Us Now|easily defeated if it tried.]] (This smug nationalism always fails to take into account the Empire's new [[Forgotten Superweapon|superweapon]].)''
#'''[[Pamphlet Shelf|Short Attention Span Principle:]]''' ''All bookshelves contain exactly one book, which only has enough text on it to fill up half a page.''
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#'''Seventh Law of Travel:''' ''When on a voyage to another continent, the journey will last only as long as it takes you to [[Talk to Everyone|talk to all the other passengers and the captain.]]''
#'''[[Short Cuts Make Long Delays|Eighth Law of Travel]]:''' ''There are no shortcuts, ever -- unless you are forced to take them, in which case they will be much longer and more dangerous than your original route.''
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