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{{quote|''The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with [[But You Screw One Goat!|goats]] [[Incendiary Exponent|that are on fire]]' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.' ''|'''Rich Jeni'''}}
[[Alice and Bob|Alice]] has a problem. She's recently realized that she gets really, really excited from [[Freud Was Right|waxing cucumbers]]. But who on Earth would share a fetish for applying a shiny glaze to vegetables? Surely Alice will have to keep this desire a deep, dark secret.
Surprise! It's been Bob's life-long ambition to become a full-time cucumber waxer, he just never found anyone he could share it with. And Alice and Bob live in total gratification ever after, or at least for the duration of the story.
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