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== [[CommercialsAdvertising]] ==
 
== [[Commercials]] ==
* A Swiffer Sweeper commercial featured this. A woman was in the bathroom giving herself a facial. Her two children look in, see her wearing the facial mask, and run away screaming.
 
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* ''[[Brazil (film)|Brazil]]'' has women dying and liquefying from the beauty treatments.
* [[The Remake]] ''[[Catwoman (film)|Catwoman]]'' plays with this trope. There are face creams that are addictive to use, to the point that they ''melt away the face'' of the user if she doesn't put more on daily.
* ''[[The Emperor's New Groove|The Emperors New Groove]]'': Yzma is scary when awake and with her beauty stuff in place, but her with her [[Cucumber Facial]] face on is even worse.
* [[Jim Carrey]] as ''[[The Mask]]'' surprises his landlord while she is in this state, eliciting a [[Wild Take|scream of mock horror]] from him—and a real one from her (made funnier by the fact that both of them have green masks on).
* ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'': Elizabeth Swann's corset is laced so tightly that she cannot breathe. As a result, she passes out and falls into the sea. Jack dives in to rescue her, and slices the corset open so she can breathe—an action which is misinterpreted by those around him as Jack having perverse intentions toward the unconscious Elizabeth.
* Played with in ''[[The Princess Diaries]]''. Mia is subjected to an enforced makeover to take her from the awkward geeky girl she is to looking more "appropriate" to the role of Princess of Genovia.
* Spoofed in ''[[Tank Girl (film)|Tank Girl]]''. Tank and Jet at Liquid Silver get explicit robot instructions for their beauty regime including removing "all unsightly body hair". The hologram says at the end that if they followed all directions correctly, "you should appear as so"—but Tank and Jet have their own counterculture idea of beauty, so they look nothing like the hologram.
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* ''The Lady's Dressing Room'' by [[Jonathan Swift]].
 
== [[Live -Action TV]] ==
* On ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'', the [[Almighty Janitor]] describes having seen one of the women of the Tipton hotel's staff "in her hair net" as frightening.
** In addition, the twins Zack and Cody mistook their own mother for a zombie seeing her in the midst of her mask-and-curlers.
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'''Alex:''' You mean the place where snooty girls fake smile at us while they pluck our eyebrows until we scream and then say "you'd be so pretty if you took care of your skin"? Pass. }}
* ''[[Pair of Kings]]'' Girls run a spa that does the uusal facials and seaweed wraps, but also steals life force, youthening themselves and aging their victims.
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
* Vogue magazine used to warn its readers to never let the man in their life see them in curlers and facial mask.
* There is a persistent, urban legend that Raquel Welch ''had a rib removed'' to maintain her slim figure.
* And then there are corsets and bodices. The popular expression for the relief of removing such a garment is "bodicegasm".
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_16997_6-popular-fashion-trends-that-killed-people.html This article] from ''Cracked'' magazine describes the dangers of wearing Crinolines, Fontanges and corsets, foot binding, and starched collars.
* Liposuction.
* Britney Spears has showed [http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010314//560.spears.britney.candiesad.lc.041410.jpg before and after the retouching] of photos of her to show that her appearance is ''literally unattainable'' without technological assistance.
* Actor [[Tom Hanks]] lost drastic amounts of weight for his roles in:
** ''[[Philadelphia]]'' in which he played an AIDS victim in the advanced stages of the illness.
** ''[[Cast Away]]'' wherein he portrayed a man surviving essentially on what he could pick or catch.
* That's nothing. How about [[Christian Bale]] in ''[[The Machinist]]''?
* BOTOX. Yeah, it's diluted, but it's a diluted form of ''the single most poisonous substance known to man''. How poisonous? 4 kilograms is more than enough to ''kill all of humanity'', assuming it was distributed equally.
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
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** The Black maid character was often seen from the legs down with the lower parts of a girdle visible, for comedy's sake. The white lady of the house, however, was never seen less than perfect.
* ''[[MAD]]'' has a short called "Celebrities Without Their Makeup" that implies no one is really as pretty as they appear, and that their true faces are either horrible or comedic.
{{quote|Adrian Brody ''[[Incredibly Lame Pun|knows]]'' when it's time for a little touch-up! <br />
[make up brush clears away and reveals the Spy vs. Spy face] }}
* ''[[Batman: The Animated Series]]'' "Feat of Clay"—A has-been actor began using an experimental cosmetic cream to help him look good for roles. It ate away at his face, and when he tried to blow the whistle before it went on the market, Daggett's men fed him an overdose, turning him into Clayface.
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
* Vogue magazine used to warn its readers to never let the man in their life see them in curlers and facial mask.
* There is a persistent, urban legend that Raquel Welch ''had a rib removed'' to maintain her slim figure.
* And then there are corsets and bodices. The popular expression for the relief of removing such a garment is "bodicegasm".
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_16997_6-popular-fashion-trends-that-killed-people.html This article] from ''Cracked'' magazine describes the dangers of wearing Crinolines, Fontanges and corsets, foot binding, and starched collars.
* Liposuction.
* Britney Spears has showed [httphttps://web.archive.org/web/20110305082557/https://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010314//560.spears.britney.candiesad.lc.041410.jpg before and after the retouching] of photos of her to show that her appearance is ''literally unattainable'' without technological assistance.
* Actor [[Tom Hanks]] lost drastic amounts of weight for his roles in:
** ''[[Philadelphia]]'' in which he played an AIDS victim in the advanced stages of the illness.
** ''[[Cast Away]]'' wherein he portrayed a man surviving essentially on what he could pick or catch.
* That's nothing. How about [[Christian Bale]] in ''[[The Machinist]]''?
* BOTOX. Yeah, it's diluted, but it's a diluted form of ''the single most poisonous substance known to man''. How poisonous? 4 kilograms is more than enough to ''kill all of humanity'', assuming it was distributed equally.
 
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[[Category:Comedy Tropes]]
[[Category:Personal Appearance Tropes]]
[[Category:Cosmetic Horror{{PAGENAME}}]]