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{{trope}}
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{{quote|"It's a form of violence, really, the way we look at women, and how we expect them to look and be -- for what sake? Not health, not survival, not enjoyment of life but just so you could look pretty. I'm constantly telling girls all the time, 'everything's airbrushed, everything's retouched. None of us look like that."|'''Rosario Dawson'''}}
Women (and some men) put in a great deal of work and effort to constantly show their beautiful visages and bodies to the world.
Seeing the behind the scenes process of becoming so
The [[Cucumber Facial]]. Hair up in curlers. Girdles and [[Of Corset Hurts|corsets]]. Being [[Covered in Mud]]. Wrap treatments that turn one into a [[Bandage Mummy]]. Legs and/or armpits unshaved. Any man catching any woman in this pre-glamorous condition will be rooted to the spot, or run screaming. Occasionally, it is this horrifying for other women.
This also includes seeing women without their makeup and other glamour acoutrements: wigs, false eyelashes, etc.
Then there's the [[Truth in Television]] beauty rituals which can be really be horrifying in a non-comedic manner and can be, but aren't as often, [[Played for Drama]]:
* '''Painful:''' Tweezing, threading, sugaring, waxing, razoring, shaving. Piercing of the ears (and other body parts).
* '''Dangerous:''' Chemical skin and hair treatments. Relaxers. Some diets. ''Botox'' which is actually ''injecting botulism toxin into the skin''. Skin lightening/bleaching. Tanning. The Brazilian Blowout, which contains formaldehyde.
* '''Deadly:''' Some chemical treatments. Surgeries like the lap band.
The one undergoing the beauty treatments is almost [[Always Female]], though when a man is in such a state, it's [[Played for Laughs]]. The [[Double Standard]] says it is unmanly to want/need such treatments to look good.
Compare [[
While the [[Cucumber Facial]] is portrayed as scary to look at with the cream covering the face and vegetable matter over the eyes, facials are in the main quite harmless, and often beneficial when done properly. Done improperly, they can remove layers of skin.
Both the comedic and real versions of the trope tend toward [[Unfortunate Implications]] since they support the idea that women must do these rituals to be beautiful enough, and aren't thin enough/light enough/pretty enough as they are. They also reinforce that women have to go after a goal for a type of beauty that is pretty much not realistically attainable, and definitely not for all body types.
The salon version of these treatments is usually more of a [[
Lastly, although the trope is called
{{examples
▲== [[Commercials]] ==
* A Swiffer Sweeper commercial featured this. A woman was in the bathroom giving herself a facial. Her two children look in, see her wearing the facial mask, and run away screaming.
== [[Film]] ==
* ''[[Brazil (
* [[The Remake]] ''[[Catwoman (
* ''[[The
* [[Jim Carrey]] as ''[[The Mask]]'' surprises his landlord while she is in this state, eliciting a [[Wild Take|scream of mock horror]] from
* ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]'': Elizabeth Swann's corset is laced so tightly that she cannot breathe. As a result, she passes out and falls into the sea. Jack dives in to rescue her, and slices the corset open so she can
* Played with in ''[[The Princess Diaries]]''. Mia is subjected to an enforced makeover to take her from the awkward geeky girl she is to looking more "appropriate" to the role of Princess of Genovia.
* Spoofed in ''[[Tank Girl (
** Shortly thereafter, Tank Girl uses scraping off the makeup of the owner with a razor as a ''threat'' against those watching. The woman's makeup is drastically overdone. "This might take a really long time," quips Tank Girl.
* ''[[The Rescuers (Disney film)|The Rescuers]]'' has a scene where Madame Medusa removes her makeup. Beneath her lipstick she has no lips at all, no eyelashes under her fake ones and generally looks like a hideous gargoyle. It's terrifying.
== [[Literature]] ==
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* ''The Lady's Dressing Room'' by [[Jonathan Swift]].
== [[Live
* On ''[[The Suite Life of Zack and Cody]]'', the [[Almighty Janitor]] describes having seen one of the women of the Tipton hotel's staff "in her hair net" as frightening.
** In addition, the twins Zack and Cody mistook their own mother for a zombie seeing her in the midst of her mask-and-curlers.
* ''[[
* ''[[That
* An episode of ''[[
** The show also mocks these sorts of procedures regularly. A facelift is described ''by the surgeon performing it'' as "We'll just grab her by the back of the head, shake her up and down a bit, and cut off the slack". [[Deadpan Snarker|Saffron]] suggests getting one done by doing a bungee jump with the elastic tied to the back of your head. And at one point Patsy is looking at a picture of a celebrity and says "One more facelift and [[Refuge in Audacity|she'll have a beard]]."
* ''[[Wizards of Waverly Place]]'':
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'''Alex:''' You mean the place where snooty girls fake smile at us while they pluck our eyebrows until we scream and then say "you'd be so pretty if you took care of your skin"? Pass. }}
* ''[[Pair of Kings]]'' Girls run a spa that does the uusal facials and seaweed wraps, but also steals life force, youthening themselves and aging their victims.
== [[Real Life]] ==▼
* Vogue magazine used to warn its readers to never let the man in their life see them in curlers and facial mask. ▼
* There is a persistent, urban legend that Raquel Welch ''had a rib removed'' to maintain her slim figure.▼
* And then there are corsets and bodices. The popular expression for the relief of removing such a garment is "bodicegasm". ▼
* [http://www.cracked.com/article_16997_6-popular-fashion-trends-that-killed-people.html This article] from ''Cracked'' magazine describes the dangers of wearing Crinolines, Fontanges and corsets, foot binding, and starched collars. ▼
* Liposuction. ▼
* Britney Spears has showed [http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2010314//560.spears.britney.candiesad.lc.041410.jpg before and after the retouching] of photos of her to show that her appearance is ''literally unattainable'' without technological assistance. ▼
* Actor [[Tom Hanks]] lost drastic amounts of weight for his roles in:▼
** ''[[Philadelphia]]'' in which he played an AIDS victim in the advanced stages of the illness.▼
** ''[[Cast Away]]'' wherein he portrayed a man surviving essentially on what he could pick or catch. ▼
* That's nothing. How about [[Christian Bale]] in ''[[The Machinist]]''?▼
* BOTOX. Yeah, it's diluted, but it's a diluted form of ''the single most poisonous substance known to man''. How poisonous? 4 kilograms is more than enough to ''kill all of humanity'', assuming it was distributed equally.▼
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* [http://www.promisescomic.com/comics/2011-10-21-126-cosno.png This] ''Promises Promises'' webcomic.
* In [[The Adventures of Gyno Star]], the villain's electroshock torture collar is sold as a fantastic depilatory device for removing unwanted body hair. Despite the fact that it's extremely painful, it sells like hotcakes.
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[
* ''[[
* ''[[The Jetsons]]'': Jane Jetson and one of her friends both have visiphone masks for when they haven't done their full beauty ritual yet. Jane's friend sneezes hers off, and shows how terrible she looks first thing in the morning.
* ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
** In episode one, "The Elements of Harmony" Twilight is subjected to some really uncomfortable corsetry in Rarity's boutique. She is barely able to speak at one point from how tight the corset is.
** In "Over A Barrel", Rarity, coming out of the dark in her [[Cucumber Facial]] and fussing at the other ponies is enough to make them all scream and back up.
*** When it's revealed Rarity wears false eyelashes in "Mmmystery on the Friendship Express", she freaks out and breaks down in tears.
* [[Lampshade
** Also lampshaded in "Isabella and the Temple of Sap". Professor Poofenplotz is eager to get more Stiff Beauty hairspray. It turns out not to have sold well to anybody but clowns and was discontinued. At the end, we discover why: it's pretty much polyeurathane as hairspray, and the professor ends up a shellacked statue only able to talk through her teeth.
* ''[[
** The Black maid character was often seen from the legs down with the lower parts of a girdle visible, for comedy's sake. The white lady of the house, however, was never seen less than perfect.
* ''[[
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[make up brush clears away and reveals the Spy vs. Spy face] }}
* ''[[Batman:
▲== [[Real Life]] ==
▲* Vogue magazine used to warn its readers to never let the man in their life see them in curlers and facial mask.
▲* There is a persistent, urban legend that Raquel Welch ''had a rib removed'' to maintain her slim figure.
▲* And then there are corsets and bodices. The popular expression for the relief of removing such a garment is "bodicegasm".
▲* [http://www.cracked.com/article_16997_6-popular-fashion-trends-that-killed-people.html This article] from ''Cracked'' magazine describes the dangers of wearing Crinolines, Fontanges and corsets, foot binding, and starched collars.
▲* Britney Spears has showed [
▲* Actor [[Tom Hanks]] lost drastic amounts of weight for his roles in:
▲** ''[[Philadelphia]]'' in which he played an AIDS victim in the advanced stages of the illness.
▲** ''[[Cast Away]]'' wherein he portrayed a man surviving essentially on what he could pick or catch.
▲* That's nothing. How about [[Christian Bale]] in ''[[The Machinist]]''?
▲* BOTOX. Yeah, it's diluted, but it's a diluted form of ''the single most poisonous substance known to man''. How poisonous? 4 kilograms is more than enough to ''kill all of humanity'', assuming it was distributed equally.
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