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{{quote|''"I sure am glad I'm a cartoon!"''|'''Mokuba''' upon falling dozens of stories to what could've been an untimely end, ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series (Web Video)|Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series]]''}}
 
Know what's [[Rule of Cool|cool?]] [[Good Old Fisticuffs|Fist fights]], [[Gun Kata|shoot-em-ups]], [[Sword Fight|sword fights]], [[Elemental Powers|fireballs]] and [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosions!]]
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Yep, any good cartoon, action movie, or tv series has to have at least one of the above, forget all that "[[True Art Is Incomprehensible]]" junk -- and any series with all of them will be bloodless beyond belief.
 
Especially if it's for kids/pre-teens, you just have to to make sure to stay on the [[Media Watchdog]]'s good side and not let anyone spill blood, [[Never Say "Die"|die]], or get mauled. Not a problem, really, our hero is already an expert at dodging, otherwise he'd be toast!
 
However, the more the hero gets [[Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy|shot at]], [[Never Bring a Knife Toto A Fist Fight|sliced, and stabbed]] without getting anything worse than cut or singed hair, the louder that [[Fridge Logic|niggling little]] voice saying "Y'know, if he'd been half a second slower" gets. Then of course, you eventually start to wonder at the morality of the heroes for using clearly lethal attacks against opponents with playful and innocent abandon, simply because, or rather you assume because they ''know'' they'll dodge the attack.
 
Taken to extremes, these shows often have to take a time out for a [[Very Special Episode]] to prove that, in fact, those [[Color Coded for Your Convenience|red lasers]], swords, or (censors forbid) ''guns'' are not in fact toys, and can kill people. Our heroes will learn a valuable lesson about not running with atomic powered scissors, and they'll use their weapons or powers with more restraint. [[Reset Button|Until tomorrow's episode.]]
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* [[Minor Injury Overreaction]]
* [[Near Misses]]
* [[Never Bring a Knife Toto A Fist Fight]]
* [[Non-Fatal Explosions]]
* [[Non-Lethal Warfare]]
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== Anime and Manga ==
* ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' provides an especially intriguing example. While the Elric brothers' attempts to avoid killing people drag out fights to near typical [[Shonen]] lengths, whenever anyone else, like say the bloodthirsty, revenge-driven anti-hero Scar, joins a fight, blood-soaked bodies begin littering the ground within seconds.
* In the first chapter of the ''[[Mai-HiME (Mangamanga)|Mai-HiME]]'' manga, Natsuki and Mai seem to fight all out with some very lethal looking elemental attacks. And even when cornered by Duran, Mai refuses to budge, preferring to take the attack. The presence of some young children behind her and the subsequent [[My God, What Have I Done?|oh-crap reaction]] seem to imply that Duran's [[Death Ray|attack]] was going to be quite lethal, which is interesting considering neither Mai nor Natsuki really seemed like the type to murder the other out of pique... So you gotta wonder what would have happened if Tate were one second too slow...
* ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' does this a lot, especially early on. Later in the series, it's averted, although [[Beauty Is Never Tarnished|mostly in regard to male characters]]. The idea is even directly referenced when Jack Rakan {{spoiler|copies the ultimate Shinmeiryu technique, which bypasses all of Negi's barriers and obliterates a bunch of stuff behind him, also nicking Negi on the forehead.}} Jack admits that if he had been off by an inch or so, Negi's head would have been split in half.
** It comes back with during most battles with the [[Fan Nickname|Fatettes]] (not counting Tsukuyomi/Setsuna where it's kinda justified), where lethal force is regularly exchanged: [[Razor Wind]], explosive fire, etc. Even in the "final" battle against them, it's hard to remember Fate issued a no-kill order when one sees how [[Pyromaniac|Homura]] fights.
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== Comic Books ==
* Similarly, the anything but restrained Wolverine never actually managed to successfully shank anything that wasn't mechanical or otherwise inhuman in both ''[[X Men the Animated Series]]'' and ''[[X -Men: Evolution]]''. And thus the use of the trope allowed writers to feature the very archtype character of the [[Anti-Hero|"kill-at-the-drop-of-a-hat anti-hero"]] without having him ever actually kill anyone.
** Even in the movies, where he is allowed to cut loose, there's a surprising lack of blood. Perhaps most notable is an instance in the first movie where he accidentally stabs Rogue in the chest. From her back, you can see the exit wounds, but when you see her from the front next, the front of her shirt is still entirely intact, and there isn't so much as a blood stain on her or the shirt.
*** Averted in X-Men Origins: Wolverine (Uncaged edition) where Wolverines claws do exactly what you always wanted them to. Very, very messily.
** There's a truly preposterous example in ''[[Wolverine and Thethe X -Men]]'' where, filled with rage at Sabretooth, he pops his claws ... and uses them to ''slice off a tree branch he can use as a club''!
* [[Captain America]]'s shield seems to have the same "selective edge" than the Batarangs mentioned above. That's very good for Cap, who values everybody's life. Justified in Black Knight ([[Legacy Character|Dane Withman]])'s case, whose sword REALLY has a selective edge due to magic.
* [[X -Men]] villain Avalanche can easily create earthquakes and turn buildings into rubble. However, it used to be explicit that his power didn't work in human flesh, explaining why people didn't become [[Made of Plasticine]] around him. More recently though, his powers have been indicated to work on people.
 
 
== Film ==
* ''[[The Terminator]]'' does this to a bunch of cops with a ''[[More Dakka|Gatling Gun]]'' to prove he's not a bad guy anymore. After shooting up squad cars with the minigun ''and'' a grenade launcher, his HUD notes "0.0 Casualties."
* In a similar vein, even [[Face Heel Turn|Pyro]] fails to actually kill the cops in ''[[X-Men (Filmfilm)|X-Men]] II'', and Wolverine manages to avoid stabbing any humans unless they invade his home. Cue cheering when he is finally given an "acceptable" target; see above.
* Batman seems to realize he can use all the [[BFG|lethal force]] he wants because the writers are just going to make everyone miraculously survive, keeping his [[Thou Shalt Not Kill|code]] intact.
** [[Hand Wave|"It's a miracle no one was killed!"]] Yes it is, Alfred. Yes it is.
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== Live Action TV ==
* ''[[Robo CopRoboCop]] The Series'' made Murphy a [[Technical Pacifist]], but that doesn't prevent him from shooting a [[Bullethole Door]] under a crook's feet.
 
 
== Webcomics ==
* [[Lampshade Hanging]] in ''[[El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)|El Goonish Shive]]'', when the goo monster nearly drills into the heads of Ellen and Nanase; the latter has to remind Justin that Grace saved her life.
 
 
== Western Animation ==
* To say the least, ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender (Animation)|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' breathes this trope, as the creators are anything but shy about throwing in so-called "close call" after close call to pump up the feel of otherwise clean, kid-friendly fight sequences. Particularly glaring within the first season, in which we're constantly reminded how "the Avatar must be captured alive", and yet anytime a [[Fight Scene]] rolled around... Honestly, in the season finale, where would we be if Aang was two seconds too slow for that hammer swing?
* All of the Saturday Morning Cartoons we grew up on. All of them.
** Transformers regularly shows giant robots fighting each other with massive laser cannons - while normal Human folk fight right alongside. Nobody ever gets squished. Not until the traumatoriffic The Movie did any Transformer actually DIE from a laser blast. Interestingly, the bio cards that came with the Transformers toys often revealed decidedly non-lethal weaponry - that thirty-foot steel warmachine's fifteen-foot-long 'laser cannon'? Yeah... more often than not, they were listed as being something like an EMP pulse cannon, that would disable robot targets but not, for some reason, blow them the hell up. (This is the older toys, from 25 years ago, I don't know what the current toys say about their guns.)
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** GI Joe. Two massive, well-armed military organizations firing what appear to be fully automatic laser assault rifles at each other, with approximately zero accuracy. Again, almost all of the actual casualties come from face punches.
*** Let's not forget the aerial combat where every exploding Cobra plane was accompanied by a mook in a parachute.
* Played straight in ''[[Conan the Adventurer (Animationanimation)|Conan the Adventurer]]''. The titular hero carries a weapon made of [[Thunderbolt Iron]] that will send any of the serpent-men he strikes back to [[Another Dimension]] (his allies have similar weapons), but all he ever seems to do against normal human opponents is body-slam them. This is not the case in the [[Conan the Barbarian|original material]].
* ''[[The Spectacular Spider -Man]]'s'' titular hero ''constantly'' engages in [[Just in Time|nick-of-time]] [[Deadly Dodging]], otherwise he'd have been pulped into a fine mist before the first episode ended. (Justified in that he has [[Spider Sense]] and super reflexes for just that reason-- to avoid getting hit.)
** In this series, ''[[Spider -Man: theThe Animated Series]]'', and probably elsewhere, Shocker's gauntlets have an unusual property. While they smash through walls and destroy buildings easily, whenever he gets a direct hit on Spider-Man, the effect is limited to a hard sucker punch. While it's true that Shocker can control the force of his concussive blasts, there's no reason not to assume that they're on the "kill setting" whenever he's aiming them at Spider-Man. Possibly Justified, as in an episode when Peter Parker lost his powers and got hit by the blast, he remarked that it should have killed him suggesting his powers(including super-toughness) are returning).
* This is why the old ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' cartoon used [[Mecha -Mooks]]. In the new one, where most of the enemies are human, notice how Leonardo and Raphael (the heroes using sharp weaponry) ''always'' kick their opponents.
** It's the same thing with ''[[Samurai Jack]]''. He only uses his sword to its full potential against robots and Aku, who seems to be [[Made of Evil|made of pure evil]] and therefore has no blood. Whenever he fights a living being (not often) he somehow finds a way to not actually cut them, if he even uses his sword at all.
** ''[[Samurai Jack]]'' does at least deconstruct the hell out of it: it ''is'' messy. Very, very messy. Honestly, the way robots come apart, oil spurts like blood and internal workings spill out akin to disembowelment. If it ''were'' living beings, it'd be [[Gorn]].
*** And that was the point. They weren't allowed to have actual blood, so they replace it with oil from robots.
* In ''[[Teen Titans (Animationanimation)|Teen Titans]]'', bladed weapons and explosions are taken more seriously than, say, goofy laserfire, but none hit the mark unless the target is [[Made of Iron]] or the attack is ensured to somehow be nonlethal. Despite retaining the typical pacifistic heroes role, the Titans themselves rarely hold back during action sequences. Particularly glaring with Robin, who wielded explosive discs as a standard weapon; imagine a police officer substituting a hand grenade for his billy club.
* The ''[[Rambo]]'' cartoon series. [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?|What do you mean, it's not for kids?]] Pssh. Let's just have wars where nobody dies. At least the main character is somewhat [[Technical Pacifist|consistent with his portrayal in the first movie]].