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** "You've been standing on the hood of a car for 12 hours? I know guys in the military who couldn't do that!"
** And when Spoony tried to get him off the car in the morning, the first thing Jason did was ask if the woman he was originally hiding from was gone.
* During his Shadowrun: The Squirt Gun Wars V-Log, his new puppy Oreo's various interruptions of his story which include jumping up on the couch beside him and trying to play (which involves biting his arm) and running into the camera while he is recording causing the whole camera to shake.
** She breaks one of her toys after just a few days, much to Spoony's outrage, and then provides the perfect deadpan reaction at his saying at the end "Can I help you?"
*** "This dog... [[Ripper|Is un-fucking-believable]]!"
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* [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/06/counter-monkey-vampire-spoonys-jyhad/#disqus_thread Vampire - Spoony's Jyhad.] His ultimate revenge is mainly a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but also hilarious.
* [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/22/counter-monkey-tandems-last-ride/ Tandem's Last Ride]
** The entire thing, right from the stoner caterpillar to the battle against the Lich.
*** One of the highlights was when they realized that [[Everything Is Trying to Kill You|Everything Really Is Trying To Kill You]], so they declare war on Wonderland and start killing everything in sight as a preventative measure.
** "''He's a twentieth level monk<ref>As Spoony notes, it's actually a wererat</ref>!''" *loud squeak by Oreo's squeaky toy that almost sounds like a frightened squeal*
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** The description of how Zeus literally kicked Tandem's ass off Olympus for boning one of his daughters (he ''thinks'' it was Athena, but he was pretty drunk at the time), which is hilariously hypocritical considering it's ''Zeus'', the patron God of [[Really Gets Around]] himself.
*** His reaction to Zeus [[Coitus Uninterruptus|walking in on them]]: "What?! '''She''' came onto '''me'''!!"
** The multiple [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer|Not Making This Up Disclaimers]] he gives for "Castle Greyhawk", including the legendary mage Mordenkainen is a dimensional traveler who films movies in his castle using real monsters, an encounter with the cast of ''[[Star Trek]]'' (complete with phasers), and getting into a fight with [[Norse Mythology|Thor]] because you walk into his dressing room.
* [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/01/10/counter-monkey-the-age-of-manure/ Age of Manure]. "Everything went to shit!"
** The entire story of the Manure Golem, covering three pages front and back. Be prepared to stop the video because it hurts to keep laughing.
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'''Bennett:''' ''*laughing his ass off*'' I do that every morning. }}
*** "Mr. Mockingham, come here! You have to see this! I made a golem...out of shit! Not just any shit though, magic dog shit!"
** Spoony's fascination with the "double club." And then he and Bennett spend ages thinking up double version of other weapons.
*** Made even funnier with the [[Beyond the Impossible|"Double Spiked Club"]].
* While the ''[[Thieves' World]]'' story gets ''[http://blip.tv/the-spoony-experiment/counter-monkey-thieves-world-part-1-poor-impulse-control-6001618 really]'' dark, '''[http://blip.tv/the-spoony-experiment/counter-monkey-thieves-world-part-2-the-chicago-way-6001413 really]''' fast, the story of some no name idiot mage throwing a bottle of acid at Tempus Thales face still had me laughing for five minutes straight. It couldn't have been a better punchline if Spoony had ''planned'' it because it was all set up perfectly, from the minor tangent early on talking about the devious horror of chucking flasks of acid at people in combat, to the descriptions of how he reacted to getting '''acid in the face''', it will leave you gasping for breath.
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* While the ''[http://blip.tv/the-spoony-experiment/counter-monkey-the-prisoner-dilemma-6010925 Prisoner Dilemma]'' vlog ([http://countermonkeybook.blogspot.ca/2007/11/concerning-alignments-throttling.html Text Version]) is mostly a serious talk about [[Character Alignment]], the part about [[Chaotic Neutral]] characters is worth a chuckle.
{{quote|'''Spoony''': A [[Chaotic Neutral]] character could very well burn down the orphanage, I would be like "Why did you do that!?" and they would be like "*Shrug* Eh.". *Shrugs* ''I can't argue with that''!}}
* An especially flaky player in the same ''Thieves World'' game once called in to say he'd be late, because he had to go back home to get his pants. "[["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer|It's so stupid, it had to be true]]" and Noah spends the next 15 seconds assuring us that he didn't make it up.
** After Gary's wife turned out to be horribly racist, one of his friends developed a complete [[Bile Fascination]] with it and kept trying to get her to keep talking about it.
*** Spoony's completely baffled reaction to why said wife even felt comfortable with sharing her extreme viewpoint with him, a complete stranger.
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=== Session 3: ===
* Early on, after mentioning that Marzgurl was absent again due to computer troubles, Spoony gets the idea to contact her by phone (by text or voice) to see if she can somehow participate. Numerous jokes stem from the concept.
* [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|"We find the corpse of]] {{spoiler|Pinkie Pie.}}"
* The entirety of the bandit camp, mainly due to the sound effects used including a perfectly timed [[Stock Scream|Wilhelm scream]]
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