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* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810090151/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/10/24/counter-monkey-the-toilet-pizza/ The Toilet Pizza] ([http://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/2007/11/chapter-6-toilet-pizza.html Text Version]), from Spoony's musings about what brought it about to him putting it to use. Though at the end he notes that the only reason the story is funny is because nobody got seriously ill and/or died, which could have easily happened.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810070522/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/06/counter-monkey-invisible-jason/ Invisible Jason] ([http://countermonkeybook.blogspot.com/2008/02/chapter-7-invisible-jason.html Text Version]), where he recounts one of his friends managing to stand perfectly still on a car hood (and not even his own car) for ''sixteen hours'' just to avoid getting killed out of a game. By the time he's describing his returning the next morning and shouts "He's still there!", Noah is clearly right back in that moment of pure disbelief.
** This exchange between him and Jason: "'Um, is that your car?' He goes, 'What? No.' …[[Beat]]… 'What are you doing on someon– ''why are you'' on ''a car!'''"
** Oreo is sitting on the arm of the couch trying to grab a toy off his lap, but once he starts acting out what Jason was doing, she stops to stare at him with a completely puzzled expression.
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** Oreo's fascination with his circular hand movements.
** The repeated references to Steve being a "fucknut."
* Oreo shows up again briefly in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810084648/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/10/29/counter-monkey-all-jedi-or-no-jedi/ All Jedi or No Jedi], and just as Spoony describes something as "boring" she gives a [[Funny Background Event|big, perfectly-timed yawn]].
** He advises us to either make every player a Jedi or not use them at all when playing a ''Star Wars'' RPG, because otherwise you'll always get the non-Jedis trying to horn in on the Jedi battles.
** He made the mistake of giving Darth Vader a cameo in one of his campaigns, causing all the players to immediately drop the story in favor of hunting down and killing Vader, while Spoony desperately tried to get them back on track.
** He recounted [[Mighty Glacier|Wookiee players]] who had maximized their body stat to [[Made of Iron|such ridiculous heights]] that they could [[Won't Work On Me]] ''lightsabers''!
* [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/06/counter-monkey-vampire-spoonys-jyhad/#disqus_thread Vampire - Spoony's Jyhad.] His ultimate revenge is mainly a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but also hilarious.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810091627/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/11/22/counter-monkey-tandems-last-ride/ Tandem's Last Ride]
** The entire thing, right from the stoner caterpillar to the battle against the Lich.
*** One of the highlights was when they realized that [[Everything Is Trying to Kill You|Everything Really Is Trying To Kill You]], so they declare war on Wonderland and start killing everything in sight as a preventative measure.
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*** His reaction to Zeus [[Coitus Uninterruptus|walking in on them]]: "What?! '''She''' came onto '''me'''!!"
** The multiple [["Not Making This Up" Disclaimer|Not Making This Up Disclaimers]] he gives for "Castle Greyhawk", including the legendary mage Mordenkainen is a dimensional traveler who films movies in his castle using real monsters, an encounter with the cast of ''[[Star Trek]]'' (complete with phasers), and getting into a fight with [[Norse Mythology|Thor]] because you walk into his dressing room.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130810065512/http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/01/10/counter-monkey-the-age-of-manure/ Age of Manure]. "Everything went to shit!"
** The entire story of the Manure Golem, covering three pages front and back. Be prepared to stop the video because it hurts to keep laughing.
*** "Realizing that the Manure Golems were uncontrollable, Hinsty David created the Rod of Manure."
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