• When you do something ridiculously overpowered, nearby people will say the strangest things.

Cell Soldier: [flying into the distance after the Agent does a Ground Pound attack] I'll be baaaaaack...

  • Chad Stroker flubbing his sign off at the end of one audio log.

Chad: Chad Signer strokin' off!

  • The Freak Watcher trying to make friends with a freak. It doesn't end well.