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* From [http://www.cracked.com/article_17573_7-fatal-injuries-that-people-somehow-survived.html this article], starting with #6:

{{quote|According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between.}}

{{quote|Joseph was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered the 19 bullet-holes in his body. The attending physician later testified that Joseph was "probably in severe pain." Dr. Obvious likely went on to say that the red stuff pouring out of Joseph's body was "probably blood."}}

{{quote|When the doctors at the field hospital found out he had a whole, working rocket inside him, there was the usual panic and screaming until someone finally calmed down enough to try and save his life. This was despite the fact that the army manual called for him to be dumped far away from everyone and treated last. Seriously, nothing makes you more unpopular to a group than having a live bomb inside you.}}

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* [http://www.cracked.com/article_19446_the-6-most-wtf-special-edition-comics-ever-released.html The 6 Most WTF Special Edition Comics Ever Released]

** Dear fucking lord, that encyclopedia is hilarious. To the people that doubt the hilarity of it, it's [[Trope Maker|source of the trope]] [[And That's Terrible]].

 

* [http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-the-modern-moustache/ 10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped]. Especially number two, the 'Finger Mustache'. The [[Running Gag]] of this article is that people don't actually look as cool as they think they do when wearing these mustaches. This represented by showing one picture of what you think you look like (which shows an image of a cool or stylish person) and what you actually look like (accompanied by an image of a geeky or creepy person). In number two, it shows the picture of the Finger Mustache for the 'what you think you look like' category. For the 'what you actually look like' category, {{spoiler|it shows a picture of a douche. Literally.}}

'''Moon Monster''': '''''REEEAWWHKRRR!''''' ''(snatches up one of the astronauts in its talons)''

'''Astronaut 2''': Sweet! SWEET! [[Worth It|This is why I became an astronaut! TO DIE LIKE THIS]]! ''[[Great Way to Go|EXACTLY LIKE THIS]]!'' }}

{{quote|'''Apache Chief''': I can't believe it! A moon creature, as big as the--

'''Superman''': THIS IS A JOB FOR SUPERMAN! ''(flies off)''

''([[Smash Cut]] to Apache Chief wrestling Colossus in space)''<br />

'''Apache Chief''': '''[[Crazy Awesome|INDIAN WRESTLING IN OUTER SPACE]]!!!''' }}

{{quote|What. The. Epic. Fuck?}}

* [http://www.cracked.com/article_19637_the-5-craziest-war-stories-all-happened-same-ship.html The 5 Craziest War Stories (All Happened on the Same Ship)]. The entire thing, but ''especially'' #4 an #3.