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Line 5: * Cal fainting from the heat in the sauna and landing with his face on Jacob's junk. ** Hell, the cut from the change room to the sauna, showing that in both rooms, Jacob proudly has his junk in Cal's face. * "You know when I told you I had to work late? I really went to see the new ''[[Twilight (~~Literature~~novel)\|Twilight]]'' movie by myself. And it was ''so bad''!" * Cal literally getting out of a moving car to roll in the street when his wife starts talking about why she wants a divorce. * The following: {{quote\| Emily: "I'm trying to think about what I want..." (looks at restaurant menu)~~<br />~~ Cal: "Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two three..."~~<br />~~ Emily: "I want a divorce."~~<br />~~ Cal: (simultaneously) "Creme brulee..." }} * The following: {{quote\| Cal: "Who told you that Emily and I are getting divorced?"~~<br />~~ Cal's Boss: "Amy heard you crying in the bathroom - we all thought it was cancer."~~<br />~~ Cal: "Oh...."~~<br />~~ Cal's Boss: "Thank God, man..." (laughing)~~<br />~~ Cal: (laughs) "Yeah, just my relationship..." }} * The following: {{quote\| Kate: "What do you want to do with me?!"~~<br />~~ Cal: "I want to show you off to my ex-wife and make her really jealous!"~~<br />~~ Kate squeals excitedly and jumps on top of Cal on the sofa. }} * Jacob to Cal who's sucking on a straw. "Would you take that straw out of your mouth please because it looks like your sucking on a tiny dick." ** Not dick, ''schwanz'', which is somehow ''[[Yiddish Asas a Second Language\|that much funnier]]''. * The entire climax of the movie is one. It is awesome.