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*** The catch is that the damned things weigh around ''twenty pounds each'', meaning they're too heavy for a crossbowman to carry as part of his ruck while marching - they had to be brought to the battlefield by baggage train. And a good archer can fire a [[Trick Arrow]] ''two'' hundred and fifty yards every ''five'' seconds. Crossbowmen were meant to slaughter infantry, not exchange fire with people who can actually shoot ''back.''
{{quote| '''William of Stonham''': ''These things may look primitive to you, but you have to remember that we're not stupid. We have the same intelligence as you, we simply don't have the same cumulative knowledge you do. So we apply our intelligence to what we have.''}}
* [[Cheese -Eating Surrender Monkeys]]: It is pointed out that the French at the time were the [[Badass Army]] and the English were this trope (speculated to be parsnip eating surrender monkies). This comic is about The Heavily Outnumbered English Army giving France one of the most one-sided [[Curb Stomp Battle|Curb Stomp Battles]] in History (guess who lost). With [[Annoying Arrows]] (annoying as they kill the fuck out of so many [[Monty Python and The Holy Grail|silly French kniggits]] that they eliminate the ''concept'' of knighthood).
* [[Country Matters]]: It features this gem:
{{quote| ''In England, the word "cunt" is punctuation.''}}