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{{quote|"''Not the regular Jesus, but one of the several [[No Such Thing as Space Jesus|space ones]].''"|'''[[Alt Text]]''', ''[[Worst of the Time Lords]] [http://community.livejournal.com/doctorwhy/70795.html #257]''}}
 
Any fictional religion, such as those found in a [[Medieval European Fantasy]], which possesses attributes stereotypically associated with Christianity ([[Christianity Is Catholic|especially Roman Catholicism]]) -- such as priestly vestments, nuns and their habits, confessionals, the designs of houses of worship, and crosses -- butcrosses—but which centers on a deity other than the Christian God, like an animistic spirit or pagan-flavored god. Often there will be a [[The Bible|Yahweh]] analog but not a Jesus one. There may also be a [[Satan]] analog.
 
In numerous cases, in order to finalize the separation, the deity worshipped is a goddess. In these cases, she is usually just called "the Goddess." (This may be based off the common use by neo-pagan religions of this term to denote the main female deity.)
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The name itself is a bit of a [[Dead Unicorn Trope]], as few writers are quite willing to literally use a Crystal Dragon, but it does get the idea of [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere|random in-universe creatures]] and [[New Age Retro Hippie|new-age]] [[Power Crystal|crystals do everything]] belief as a [[Everyone Is Jesus in Purgatory|Christ figure]] idea across.
 
Compare: [[Anime Catholicism]], [[Hijacked by Jesus]], [[Faux Symbolism]], [[Interfaith Smoothie]], [[King of All Cosmos]], [[Fantasy Pantheon]]. See also [[You Mean "Xmas"]] and [[God of Evil]]. Not to be confused with [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] Christianity; a key element of [['''Crystal Dragon Jesus]]''' is that it keeps the trappings of Christianity but substitutes a markedly different being in the deity's role. Sometimes it might occur alongside [[God Is Evil]], especially if the work is meant to be a critique of Christianity. Is usually the center of a [[Physical Religion]].
 
This trope might be tied to [[The Force]], or else be a [[Path of Inspiration]] but it's always [[A Good Name for a Rock Band]].
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== [[Anime]] & [[Manga]] ==
* Hidan in ''[[Naruto]]'' worships a god named Jashin who's creed is "Thou shalt kill thy neighbor." He does this by using himself as a voodoo doll. His death inflicts judgement on others. Except that he's immortal, so he actually makes it out alive. He can also walk on water, but that's normal in ''[[Naruto]]''.
* [[Averted Trope|Averted]] in ''[[One Piece]]'': God Eneru of Skypeia can hear (literally) everything on the whole (sky) island, and thanks to his power as lightning incarnate, he can smite the people that insult or disobey him, and all of his subjects fear him like an actual god -- butgod—but then Gan Fall, Skypeia's former ruler, says that the title "god" is simply that: a title for Skypeia's ruler. Turns out Eneru is just [[Psycho Electro|out of his gourd]].
* The false religion practiced by Father Cornello in ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' incorporates many aspects of Roman Catholicism. This is especially noteworthy because, in later episodes of [[Fullmetal Alchemist (anime)|the 2003 anime version]], it is revealed that Christianity itself is a ''dead'' religion; the show implies the timelines of the fictional universe and "our" universe split about a millennium in the past, around the time alchemy is discovered.
** The Ishvalan religion seems to qualify as Crystal Dragon Islam. The Ishvalans have a vaguely Middle Eastern feel, and they are monotheists who worship a deity called Ishvalah, which sounds a lot like Allah (as well as Ishvala, the Sanskrit word for "god", so it could be coincidental).
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** In the anime version, it's revealed that the various Christian/Protestant trappings are more a disguise/mockery than anything else, as Wolfwood is intended to be the next {{spoiler|Chapel of the Church of the Gung-ho Guns, implicitly a cult religion created by Knives for the purpose of paying homage to him. Given this is [[A God Am I|Knives]] we're talking about, it wouldn't be that out of character.}}
* The church of Mauser in ''[[Scrapped Princess]]'' has many of the Christian trappings, with a fair amount of local color.
* In ''[[Record of Lodoss War]]'', the archetypal [[High Fantasy]] anime, priests and paladins can be seen wearing crosses on their vestments/armor -- evenarmor—even if they worship separate gods.
** The losely connected spinoff ''[[Rune Soldier]]'' heavily features the Church of Mylee, which closely resembles a crusader order, except that it's exclusively female. (Male priests of Mylee play an important part in Lodoss War as well, it's possible that there are separate orders for men and women, though there is no rule of celibacy.)
* In ''[[Those Who Hunt Elves]],'' the holy symbol of Elvish priests looks an awful lot like a Greek Orthodox cross. There are also at least a few small, rather Christian-esque churches (including stained glass windows!) which may have only a single Roman Catholic-ish-looking priest and/or nun as staff, though the holy symbol seems to be more of a capital X in a circle for these. As of episode 9, there's not a whole lot of theology being discussed, though.
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* ''[[The Seven Realms Series]]'' gives us the Church of Mathus, which forbids the use of magic and considers wizards to be heretics, and two briefly mentioned beings known as the Maker and the Breaker. However, the Church doesn't generally play a major role in the series. They're essentially the by-product of ill-will towards wizards brought about by the Demon King, a wizard that nearly destroyed the world a thousand years before the start of the series.
* Averted in the ''[[Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn]]'' novels by [[Tad Williams]], in which the religion of Usires Aedon is clearly Christianity with the proper names search-and-replaced (he was the avatar of god, he died nailed to a tree and arose, etc.), in keeping with the books' setting in a very overt [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] of Medieval Europe.
** This is a good illustration of the difference between [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] and [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] Christianity. Because Usires Aedon is Jesus with the serial number filed off, he cannot be considered a [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], which is when you have a deity who is clearly ''not'' Jesus in charge of a pseudo-Christian religion.
* The [[Earthsea Trilogy|Earthsea]] novel, ''The Tombs of Atuan'', might qualify, as it presents a Caucasian race with temple priestesses who dress essentially as nuns and their religion is strongly opposed to witchcraft. In this case though, they are actually worshiping evil spirits demanding human sacrifice and the wizards are the good ones of the series. Arguably, this was a subtle way of stating that [[God Is Evil]].
** The comparison here is dubious at best; beyond the virgin priestesses and the opposition to witchcraft, both of which are elements common to any number of real-world religions, the religion of the Nameless Ones bears no resemblance to Christianity.
*** If anything, the beings they worship are [[Eldritch Abomination|very much akin to Lovecraftian great Old Ones]].
**** There´´s something like a [[Shout-Out]] to Tibetian Buddhism with searching for reincarnated priestess of Nameless Ones, Arha.
* The Elene church in David (and Leigh) Eddings' [[Elenium]] and Tamuli trilogy is a Catholic substitute. There is no direct proxy for Jesus himself, though.
** Understandably. With no Jesus proxy around, [[David Eddings]] is thereby free to parody [[Incredibly Lame Pun|the hell]] out of dogma by making the Elene Church [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|a massively complex and encroaching institution worshiping an aloof and distant sort of god]] (well, by comparison to the panoply of ''present'' gods in the books). One of the gods actually [[Anvilicious|complains about the fact the Elene God is a crotchety old bugger obsessed with making up rules]].
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** Also, there seems to be no religion or clergy in Narnia; rather, the emphasis is on one's personal relationship with Aslan.
* Also, [[C. S. Lewis|CS Lewis]]' [[The Space Trilogy]] (''Out of the Silent Planet'', ''Voyage to Venus'' / ''Perelandra'' and ''That Hideous Strength'') averts this in a similar way; Maleldil the Young is clearly implied to be merely the name for Christ in the alien language, not a separate being.
* [[The Church]] of ''[[The General]]'''s Civil Government bears a striking resemblance to Orthodox Christianity -- atChristianity—at least so far as rites and church buildings go. It's even got inquisitors, known as "Viral Cleansers", and heretics for them to hunt.
** That's because the main character is strongly based on the Byzantine general Belisarius and so is the Empire he serves. Amusingly, the Islamic culture to the southeast is a stand in for the pre-Islamic Persians.
* In Nick Perumov's ''Keeper of the Swords'' series of fantasy novels, there is an ''evil'' Crystal Dragon Jesus called "The Saviour", who resembles actual Jesus very much. Creepy.
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** And [[Destructive Savior|Rand himself]] is born to a Maiden (though not a virgin), suffers wounds to his palms, takes a wound in the side from a staff (according to Tarot symbolism, iconographically the same as the Spear of Longinus), and is crowned king with the Crown of Swords aka the Laurel Crown (plants + sharp points = crown of thorns).
* The ''[[Quintaglio Ascension]]'' trilogy features a species of intelligent Tyrannosaurs who worship a planet they call "The Face of God".
* Charles Stross' ongoing ''[[The Merchant Princes Series]]'' features {{spoiler|an alternate world in which the dominant church in Europe and eastern North America is}} a church that looks very similar to Roman Catholicism, is headquartered in Rome, but which worships Sky Father and Lightning Child--itChild—it is implied that, {{spoiler|at one point, the pagan Vikings conquered Europe entirely and a syncretistic religion built on the skeleton of the Roman Church came about}}.
* In [[Guy Gavriel Kay]]'s novels ''[[The Lions of Al-Rassan]]'', ''The Sarantine Mosaic'', and ''The Last Light of the Sun'', "Jaddites" play the role of Christians in a [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture]] of medieval Europe, despite the fact that Jad is a [[Incredibly Lame Pun|sun]] god.
** It gets even more confusing, though. Belief in the Jaddite Christ figure, named Heladikos, is actually a ''heresy'' of Jaddism, being the rough fantasy counterpart of Arianism. Heladikos's story resembles that of Phaeton, the son of the Greek sun god Helios, who lost control of the chariot of the sun. Jad is more of a conflation of Helios and Jehovah, then, instead of a direct Christian analogue (and maybe some Apollo, too). Off to the side, you also have the Kindath (Jews) who worship the moons, and the Asharites (Muslims) who worship the stars. Everyone thinks everyone else's choice of veneration is insane, for various reasons.
* The followers of Gird in ''[[The Deed of Paksenarrion]]''. Gird's right-hand-man/saint/apostle was Luap, which is just Paul spelled backwards.
** Somewhat averted, though, in that Gird is definitely a saint, not a god. And since different religions are popular in different regions and everyone acknowledges that there are many gods, you get many Church equivalents, each with its own [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] type, that more or less coexist peacefully.
* The cult of Daniel Christ (yes, the Old Testament Daniel) in [[Avram Davidson]]'s ''The Phoenix and the Mirror''.
* [[Orson Scott Card]]'s Alvin Maker is basically Joseph Smith plus magic.
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* Could easily have been named for Irene Radford's ''Dragon Nimbus'' series; the plot takes place on a planet with transparent dragons, and the human inhabitants worship stranded space travelers who are themselves Christians.
* In ''[[The Fionavar Tapestry]]'', the king of the dwarves (and therefore the dwarven culture) is spiritually bound to a lake inhabited by a literal crystal dragon. It's not explicitly a deity, but it does decide whether the would-be king lives, dies, or goes crazy.
* The ''[[Young Wizards]]'' series seems to suffer [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] [[Mood Whiplash]]. In the beginning, the main deities of the universe seem to be the 'Powers that be', which are essentially [[Sufficiently Advanced]] [[Energy Being|Energy Beings]]s, and not intrinsically above most creatures. Later in the series, the One is revealed - it created all things, has a terrible foe in the Lone Power, has the Powers (several of whom ''are'' archangels) working directly for it, and is the source of all life and good in the universe...
** It's more a matter of the religious elements being more explored rather than newly added. The One is ''mentioned'' as the source of all life in the very first book (it's in the Wizard's Oath), but isn't talked about that much till later. The Powers being archangels and the like is mentioned in High Wizardry; the first unfallen Power the main characters meet says that it was Michael, Prometheus, Athene, and Thor.
*** Also in the first book, the Lone One talks on the phone to "Mike" - implied to be the Archangel Michael.
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* ''Wrapt in Crystal'' by Sharon Shinn postulates descendants of Earth colonies who have liberally mixed aspects of Catholicism with other stuff. They think of God as female, and one order of nuns are sacred prostitutes.
* Mitra in [[Robert E. Howard]]'s [[Conan the Barbarian]] stories is often portrayed this way. While Set isn't directly analogous to Satan, he is definitely the main evil god in that universe and Mitra's followers think of him as directly opposed to Mitra in ways other gods aren't.
** It's Ibis who's directly opposed to Set, not Mitra. Both Ibis and Mitra have elements of [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], though not nearly as heavyhanded as some other examples on this page. They've both got overtones borrowed from other real-world religions (classical Egyptian polytheism in the case of Ibis, and the Persian soldier-cult of Mithras in the case of Mitra).
*** The very first Conan story features the ghost of a prophet of Mitra who battled Set, possibly on a personal level.
** Mitra seems to have a lot more in common with [[God|Yahweh]] than Mithra, what with it preaching strict monotheism, belief in Heaven and Hell, [[The Missionary|missionaries]] and the oppression of the cult of Asura who come off as [[Space Jews|a fantasy take on Judaism]].
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* In [[Sergey Lukyanenko]]'s ''[[Seekers of the Sky]]'' duology, the setting is an [[Alternate Reality]] where Jesus was killed as a baby, forcing God to come up with a new plan. This time, he gets Mary and Joseph to adopt the one baby to survive the massacre. He becomes the Redeemer (no name is ever given) with the power to put any object or living being into another dimension (apparently, Hell). The resulting religion shares much with Christianity but has differences as well. For example, there's no Devil, and to speak of him is heresy of the highest kind. Hell is a frozen wasteland (making the well-known phrase irrelevant). The symbol of the Churches (there are two with one leader) is the Holy Pillar, to which the Redeemer tied himself to before disappearing. There are bishops, monks, priests, cardinals, paladins, nuns, large cathedrals, holy wars, etc. Vatican is called Urbis for some reason. Judas was the only loyal disciple of the original twelve. Murder is not a sin unless done more than twelve times (except if involving children and elderly). Mary is hardly ever mentioned. Instead, the adopted Sister of the Redeemer is as revered as him. The Antichrist is scheduled to appear before the Second Coming of the Redeemer, except he is called the Tempter.
* The Hanged Redeemer in the ''Cale'' trilogy. Played with in that Jesus of Nazareth is known, but seems to be confused with Jonah.
* The religion in [[Mercedes Lackey]]'s ''Bardic Voices'' and ''Bardic Choices'' novels could qualify as this. The church in question has many of the trappings of Medieval Christianity -- worshipChristianity—worship of a "Sacrificed God", monks and nuns, soaring cathedrals, rampant corruption with some good eggs. This troper specifically remembers believers under duress whipping out a "Sign of the Flame," presumably analogous to the Roman Catholic "Sign of the Cross."
* Sin Washer and his followers, the Washers in Laura Anne Gilman's ''The Vineart War'' trilogy although their power structure seems more decentralized than Catholicism, more like Presbyterianism.
* Madragore in ''[[Chronicles of Magravandias]]''. The similarity to Catholicism extends to the various local gods of conquered lands being treated as Madragore's subjects like how various pagan gods were adapted into Catholic saints.
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* Origin in ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' is -- likeis—like the rest of the villains in it -- ait—a dark alien parody of an Earth religion, in this case, the conservative fundamental Christian one (with just a few touches of Mormonism). Not only do they have their own priests and missionaries, they have their own Jesus figure (Adria) and a distinctly King James-styled holy book. The only difference: the religion's "gods" are [[Sufficiently Advanced Alien]] [[Energy Beings]] with a fire-and-brimstone motif.
** Notably, though, the main characters are quick to bring up the similarities. Mitchell, in particular, often compares the Priors and their preaching to his Bible-thumping grandmother.
** On the other hand, in one episode, they were [[Jesus Taboo|oddly hesitant]] to liken Vala's pregnancy to that of Mary's, instead comparing it to the births of King Arthur and Darth Vader.
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*** Also notable is that Paladine is Dragonlance's direct parallel to the ubiquitous dragon deity Bahamut, also a Platinum Dragon Jesus, who also takes Tyr's place in post Spellplague [[Forgotten Realms]].
** ''[[Eberron]]'''s Church of the Silver Flame, which has many paladins in its service and bears similar parallels to Catholicism, including ruling an entire country and leading its own inquisitorial purge against lycanthropes and their shifter cousins back in the day. It's worth noting that Keith Baker, the setting's author, designed Eberron so that clerics of a given god do not have to share that god's alignment, allowing for [[Knight Templar]] villains among the ranks of good churches as well as [[Anti-Hero|anti heroes]] among the darker faiths.
*** Although the Sovereign Host is farther from Catholicism in organisation than the Church of Silver Flame, it does have enough stylistic similarities to be the source of the page image.<ref>That blue-yellow cross-thing? The symbol of the Sovereign Host as a whole</ref>.
** The Triad of ''[[Forgotten Realms]]'' -- Tyr—Tyr, being the oldest, ruling over the other two, despising evil and injustice, and having the most power at his command, is analogous to the Father. Ilmater, being a selfless and highly merciful god, whose clergy are encouraged to sacrifice themselves to aid those in misfortune, and whose message of hope appeals greatly to the poor and oppressed, is similar to the Son. Torm, with his inspiring courage, his sense of duty and obedience to Tyr, and his conviction in combating or destroying undead and evil forces, is much like the Holy Spirit. And then there are the [[Church Militant|paladin orders]], most prominently Tyr's.
*** Note that Tyr is literally an aspect of the Tyr of Norse mythology. In the 4th Edition version [[Forgotten Realms]], the Triad is broken. Tyr leaves the Realms after killing the god Helm in a duel over Tymora(!!) (then is [[Killed Off for Real|killed in action]] fending off a demonic invasion), Ilmater leaves the House of the Triad for Brightwater (the home of Sune, Lliira, Sharess, and Waukeen), and Torm steps up to fill Tyr's place (assuming most of his portfolios) in the Pantheon.
*** Still, "The Triad" veneration is limited. It appears when they have to present an [[Church Militant|united front against a threat]], e.g. as patrons of hard-pressed folk. Janessar, [[La Résistance]] in corrupt Calimshan, venerate them along with Mielikki. In recently shattered Tethyr their main feature is united Knights Kuldar order based in one combined abbey, lots of people venerate them separately. Otherwise, Tyr is ''by far'' more important than the two others, with both Lathander and Helm (though he has a setback over Time of Troubles) being about as prominent. All five of their churches eagerly band together in any combinations, but [[Blood Knight|Tempus]] grabs at least as much of the spotlight as any of them effortlessly. Other chaotic and neutral deities are more active than their churches, but most ''powerful'' are, probably, the ladies: Mystra (has so much power that she ''must'' lend about half to mortal "co-pilots"), Selune (one planetar per temple, ''functional or not'', is a whole celestial army on Prime), Shar (has the Shadow Weave) and Chauntea (main agricultural deity plus joined Earthmother aspect). And another "Triad" [http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/The_Three bundle-venerated] on Faerun is more from Wiccan History.
** The ''[[Ravenloft]]'' setting features the Church of Ezra, which, despite centering on a female founder, is a faith in many ways very closely mimicking Christianity, the Catholic Church in particular. Apart from a generally very similar hierarchy, its history includes internal schisms, a branch sect mirroring the Anglican Church in the in-world version of England, and possibly very corrupt ties with an in-world version of the historical Borgias. Fanon takes this further, with devoted fan-made documentation describing the Church of Ezra's impact on the "faith of the loa" (an analogue of real world Vodun practices) in the Southern-Gothic themed domain of the setting. Faiths in Ravenloft tend to be more inclined toward actual monotheism than is common in many other fantasy settings where, while gods may rival each other or war outright, it is common that the majority still acknowledge that the others exist.
*** Ezra herself is a martyred [[Distaff Counterpart]] [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], albeit a Jesus-figure without a Yahweh rather than vice versa.
*** Also, the Ravenloft setting's Church of Hala has been depicted as having chaste nuns living in convents. The Order of the Guardians, though ostensibly non-denominational, also closely resembles a Christian monastic sect, right down to many followers' observing vows of silence.
*** Ravenloft very specifically mentions that the gods can't (or won't) interfere directly in Ravenloft. It is <s> * strongly* </s> ''inconsistently'' hinted that any divine powers clerics receive are, in fact, granted by the Dark Powers instead. For outlanders visiting the Domain of Dread, it is recommended that this loss of a close connection be played up to increase divine classes' sense of insecurity. Natives, who have never experienced anything else, expect the gods to be distant or absent.
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* In ''[[Seventh Sea|7th Sea]]'', the Vaticine Church, Objectionist, and Ussuran Orthodox Churches stand in for Roman Catholicism, Protestantism, and Russian Orthodoxy in Theah, a swashbuckling, sorcerous version of medieval Europe. The Vaticine Church also subtly incorporates a few elements of Islam as well. Avalon, the local version of England, even has its version of the Anglican church.
* The Church of Tal in ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' held an inquisition against magic and were, perhaps, the single most cohesive political entity in [[An Arc|the story arc]] covered by ''The Dark''. Throw in quotes from [[The Bible|The Book of Tal]] in case [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|this doesn't remind you of anything yet]]. The brilliant part is that the church's role in Terisiare's history is fairly well [[Justified Trope|justified]] as the natural consequence of the Brother's War (which left the continent divided amongst independent city states in need of a unifying force and with a healthy distrust of magic and sufficiently advanced technology that got them into this mess).
** Serra is also a [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], as a planeswalker. Serra is first introduced via Serra Angel. ''Homelands'' gives us Serra Inquisitors. But the big point for Serra is ''Urza's Saga'', with cards like Worship, Pariah, and a buttload of angels for Serra. The ''Urza's Saga'' editions of plains are all from Serra's Realm, and they feature [[Fluffy Cloud Heaven|floating continents]]. Storyline-wise, Serra's Realm is attacked by Phyrexians (the [[Expy]] for hell), leading to Planar Collapse. A year later, the flavor text for Copper-Leaf Angel says "When Serra made angels, people called her a goddess. My angels are superior to hers." (Unless it's late in the game and you've got land to spare, they aren't).
** Avacyn from the ''Inistrad'' block is a curious example. Her church is clearly modeled after medieval Christianity, but the dogma is vastly different (for starters, afterlife is a blessed sleep, and both [[Our Angels Are Different|angels]] and [[Our Demons Are Different|demons]] are physical beings rather than otherworldly ones), and Avacyn herself is mankind's saviour in a more direct sense, since she kills the monsters. In addition, she is essencially a moon goddess, like the greek Selene. And a goth.
* ''[[Vampire: The Requiem]]'' has the Lancea Sanctum, which is more Crystal Dragon Abrahamic Faiths. Their core belief is that Longinus, the soldier who stabbed his spear into Christ's side, was made a vampire with the taste of the Savior's blood, and eventually experienced the revelation that vampires were Damned by God's will, meant to harrow humanity into righteousness. The Lancea Sanctum itself is made up of many different creeds, ranging in flavor from Catholic to Protestant to evangelical to Muslim, but their core beliefs are strongly Gnostic.
* ''[[Winterweir]]'''s faith of Kaalon, the God of Death, bears a lot of similarities to Christianity with its focus on charity and resurrection. The Divine Covenant is another example, being essentially all the darker elements of Catholicism and none of the good.
* ''[[Mage: The Awakening]]'' has a curious example; the Seers of the Throne mostly worship [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence|the]] [[A God Am I|Exarchs]] as a pantheon, with certain Ministries acting as cults devoted to a particular Exarch. The exception is [[Path of Inspiration|Paternoster]], who regard the Exarchs as emanations of [[God]] (similar to the Holy Trinity) with the Exarch called the Father (who is described in a manner similar to the popular conception of God) as the first amongst them and the one they should approach directly, who was predestined to Ascend and were thus inherently divine from the beginning. Paternoster was founded by a Christian, so their beliefs are essentially a way of reconciling the Exarchs with monotheism. They also keep most of this info secret from the religious figures to stifle innovation -- notinnovation—not just for purposes of maintaining the [[Masquerade]], but because they believe mortal worship would ''cheapen'' the Exarchs.
** Similarly, some quarters of the Guardians of the Veil (the Pentacle's [[Masquerade]] maintainers and secret policemen) have their own [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]]: the Hieromagus, the one mage who will prove immune to [[Weirdness Censor|Paradox]] and lead Awakened society to enlightenment. Until he comes, they'll keep [[Poisonous Friend|performing all the necessary sins to keep Awakened society functioning]], out of the belief that he will absolve them at the reckoning. Needless to say, this belief doesn't get outside the Guardians, because it would make them look ''even more frightening'' (and not in a good way) to the rest of the Pentacle Mages.
* ''The Palladium Role-Playing Game'' has a number of CDJ's in it's world, with the notable exception of The Pantheon(s) of Light and Dark, which are actually the Gods of [[Ancient Egypt]].
* While there's no particular [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] in [[Rune Quest|Glorantha]], they do use the cross as a holy symbol. However, it's the Rune of Death (which 'coincidentally' terrifies the undead), modelled after the Sword of Humakt, [[The Grim Reaper|the god of death]].
* In ''[[Anima: Beyond Fantasy]]'', the Church of [[Meaningful Name|Abel]] is this complete with a crucifixion (though this guy didn't come back), and purge (which continues to some extent) against anyone who isn't 100% human. The closer to the setting's present day one gets, the more tenuous the parallel becomes but it doesn't disappear completely.
 
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* [[William Shakespeare]]'s plays that take place in non-Christian eras have pagan gods by name, and Christian rituals and doctrines.
** In ''Winter's Tale'', they consult the oracle in Delphi, and talk about the doctrine of Original Sin.
** In ''[[A Midsummer Night's Dream]]'', Hermia might have to become a nun -- dedicatednun—dedicated to Diana.
** This is possibly attributable to [[Small Reference Pools]]. The majority of the people watching the plays when written would have been Anglican and relatively uneducated (at least as far as Greco-Roman worship practices were concerned).
* The titular ''[[Starlight Express]]'' is essentially God as worshipped by [[It Makes Sense in Context|the anthropomorphic representations of a young boy's model railway.]]
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* This is extremely common in video games. ''[[Breath of Fire]] 2'', ''[[Xenogears]]'', and ''[[La Pucelle]]: Tactics'' are just a few examples.
* In the ''[[Silent Hill]]'' series, the local religion looks definitely as a mix between Judaism and Christianity, even though the gods are 100% pagan. It apparently began as a merging between local Native American religion and Christianity.
** The movie makes the Crystal Dragon Jesus connection obvious -- theobvious—the villains (at least the ''human'' ones) are such obvious renegade-Puritan, Carrie-White's-Mother stereotypes, yet Jesus isn't a part of their religion, just a variation of the Christian god.
* Churches in the ''[[Tales (series)]]''.
** ''[[Tales of Phantasia]]'' has the ubiquitous Church of Martel, though it's really more background fluff than anything (though you do meet Martel herself a couple of times). However, the civilization of Fenrir built a huge cathedral to worship... well, Fenrir, complete with stained glass, a giant organ, and a heavy organ BGM called "Perverse Religion". By the time the game actually rolls around, the entire Fenrir civilization has risen and fallen and the cathedral's been abandoned for years, to the point where the door is heavily iced shut.
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* In every ''[[Harvest Moon]]'' game, there's "The Church", with obligatory priest-collar wearing pastor and "confession" as an occasional option. But the deity they worship is, in fact, the Harvest Goddess. The HM games are generally an intentional mash-up of Japanese culture, Western farming culture, and paganism.
** More recent games have revealed that there's a Harvest Lord as well. Also, ''[[Harvest Moon]]'': Island/Sun adds a [[Moe Moe|nun character]] into the mix of the universe's religion. In fact, the nun is coincidentally named after a [[Nuns Are Mikos|demon hunter]].
* The world of Spira in ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' is pretty much run by the local CDJ: Yevon. Except for the Al Bhed who are seen as heathens. To hammer the religious symbolism further, the Giant [[Space Whale]] [[Big Bad]] is called '''Sin'''. And he is supposedly the punishment for all the bad mankind ever and regularly destroys cities. [[Summon Magic|The Aeons]] are even made out to be the spirits of past summoners who were faithful to Yevon, and the only way to supposedly combat Sin. {{spoiler|However, Yevon and the religion is revealed to be a [[Corrupt Church]] and in the climax, instead of using the Final Summoning like all other [[Senseless Sacrifice|Senseless Sacrifices]]s before to kill Sin for only one day, you tear Sin's face open with an airship cannon and go through the [[The Very Definitely Final Dungeon]] that doubles as an [[Amazing Technicolor Battlefield|Amazing Technicolor Dungeon]] inside Sin's spirit. Sin is really fucking huge and bizarre from the inside.}}
* ''[[Final Fantasy XI]]'''s nations all have different ways of honoring the same Goddess Altana; however, many of these are at least subtly reminiscent of Christianity, and San d'Oria's church very strongly so.
* The classic SNES game ''[[Act Raiser]]'' is somewhat of an unique example, as you ''are'' Crystal Dragon Jesus, with some obfuscating Greco-Roman elements tossed in. As the one true god of the gameworld, who was sealed and forgotten as evil overtook the land, you have to revive humanity and lead them to prosperity while destroying the demons that have conquered the earth.
** The creators of ''Actraiser'' have been quoted saying that it was based off of Judeo-Christian monotheism. In the Original Japanese, the player's character was God and Tanzra was named Satan.
* One of the best-known video game examples may be the ''[[Dragon Quest]]'' series. They may not use the Crystal Dragon Jesus heavily in the plot, but every game requires players to go to "confession" in a church to save the game. The buildings are also heavily influenced by Christian churches -- largechurches—large cathedral structures in the cities, and small huts with some pews and an altar in the farm villages. ''[[Dragon Quest VIII]]'' used a Goddess, and ''[[Dragon Quest VII|VII]]'' used a thinly-veiled analogue of the Judeo-Christian God (who was also a [[Bonus Boss]]), but the rest of the games were vague about just ''what'' the deity in question was.
** In the DS remakes of ''[[Dragon Quest IV]]'' and ''[[Dragon Quest V|V]]'', the thinly veiled Catholic religion's deity is consistently called "the goddess", and many people venerate the Zenith dragon, a so-called dragon-god, along-side of the goddess as her greatest servant. The Zenith dragon lives in a sky castle with a race of winged humans who are referred to as Angels by at least one NPC in ''[[Dragon Quest IV|DQIV]]''. His newly created cg appearance makes him look like he is made out of crystal or silver.
** Also, according to ''[[Dragon Quest Heroes Rocket Slime]]'', the well known Slime enemy from the series worship a slime equivalent of the Goddess.
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* In ''[[Ace Combat]] 6'', the Emmerians worship a historical figure dubbed the "Golden King", and have a huge golden statue of him bearing his armor. It is quite clear that the Emmerians hold some kind of religious awe over him similar to that of Jesus or even God, but it mainly seems to be there just to differentiate the Emmerians from the apparently secular Estovakians.
** When you take the out-of-game fluff (that is, pages upon pages of news articles, historical texts, blueprints, etc. that is always published on the web and nowhere else) into account, the Golden King seems like a thinly veiled King Arthur expy; it's just that the Emmerians are really, ''really'' fond of him. Incidentally, a handful of passing references to Christianity and Christian-derived holidays are made throughout the series.
* ''[[Devil May Cry]] 4'' has the island of Fortuna, where the capital has a congregation called the Order of the Sword that worships Sparda. The architecture has a medieval feel, the [[Innocent Bystander|innocent bystanders]] and [[Redshirt Army]] wear hooded monk-style robes and the leader Sanctus looks very much like a pope. {{spoiler|The Order turns out to be a rather [[Corrupt Church|corrupt]] bunch of [[Knight Templar|Knight Templars]]s that want to Wipe The Slate Clean with a demonic invasion and the creation of a false Savior so that [[Utopia Justifies the Means|they can usher in a new Utopia]].}}
* Though the tenets of the religion in ''[[Diablo]]'' aren't gone into much (or at all), the architecture and appearance of the various figures makes the similarity rather obvious.
** The novels expand on the tenants of Zakarum a little more, and it's typical Christian stuff such as forsaking evil in your heart, as well as preaching gentleness and forgiveness. More cynically, the church is also said to be very open to donations.
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* The little known ''[[Siege of Avalon]] Anthology'' '''almost''' averts this by replacing every single mention of religion with "spirits," but somehow still has crosses in the chapel. And the graveyards. And on monks' robes.
* In ''[[Guild Wars]]: Prophecies'', the prophet who makes the titular prophecies is, quite literally, a Crystal Dragon.
* In ''ZPC'', the player takes the role of a [[Rambo]]-like [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]]. With [[Psychic Powers]].
* Andraste in ''[[Dragon Age]]'' can easily be mistaken for a Crystal Dragon Jesus, but is in fact much more of a Crystal Dragon Jesus/Mary/Mohammed/Joan of Arc amalgam. She was chosen by [[Lowest Cosmic Denominator|The Maker]] rather late in life to be his prophetess (Mohammed) for being exceptionally devout and a true believer (Mary, Mohammed, Joan). She then unified the factions of dissenters against the religious establishment and created an army which she led on a highly successful [[The Crusades|Exalted March]] (Mohammed, Joan). She was later betrayed by some of her closest generals and advisors (Jesus) and burnt at the stake (Jesus, Joan). However, she was never regarded as a child of the Maker, nor was she ever resurrected.
** The Andrastian Chantry is somewhat a mix of the Byzantine Orthodoxy and the Catholic Church, however.
** Amusingly enough, there is an example of a cult worshipping a dragon that they believe is a reincarnation of Andraste.
** There are also the Qunari, whose teachings are a lot closer to a strand of extremist, decidedly non-pacifist, Buddhism. However in the game, they clearly stand in for the expansion of Islam into Southern Europe during the middle ages. Comming over the sea, they settled some parts of Thedas and converted the people to the Qun (Spain, Southern Balkan), which caused the Chantry to call for Exalted Marches to push them back (the crusades), and they regard it as their duty to spread knowledge of the divine law to the infidels, which goes hand in hand with expanding their empire. There are also some aspiring converts in Kirkwall, which causes (local) terrorists to plan attacks with weapons of mass destruction to fight the spread of the heretic techings of the Qunari.
* Played perfectly straight in ''[[Ragnarok Online]]''. There is a [[Knight Templar]] class (the Crusader), a Priest and Acolyte class, scapulars are acolyte-class armor, Holy Water can be created by the Acolyte class, many of the Priest's protective skills are named after Catholic ceremonies or liturgies, and there's even a Vatican in the city of Rachel. Very strongly Catholic-flavored. However, the [[Nuns Are Mikos]], [[All Monks Know Kung Fu]], the Pope is [[Did Not Do the Research|a cute little blonde loli]], Jesus is made no mention of, God is hopelessly conflated with the entire ancient Nordic pantheon of Asr, and finally, underneath the Vatican, God turns out to be an [[Eldritch Abomination]] -- though—though the Crusader skill that [[Fridge Logic|literally asks God to punch the target in the face STILL WORKS ON IT]]. To sum up Ragnarok's take on God: God is Jesus is Odin is Thor is Frigga is [[Eldritch Abomination|Azathoth]]. The whole religious structure is so hilariously disconnected from "real" Christianity once you get past the surface, it's [[Crosses the Line Twice|incredible]].
* In ''[[Runescape]]'', most humans worship Saradomin, god of order. Saradominist churches and clergy have a Christian appearance to them. Zamorak, god of chaos, is treated as a Satanic figure by Saradominists but enjoys a strong following among [[Exclusively Evil|certain monsters]] and some humans.
* The ''[[Iron Grip]]'' series has Trithinism, worshipped primarily by the Fahrong nation (who even made it their official state religion). Though not much is shown of its theological nature, its history seems to mirror the developments of both [http://www.irongrip.net/index.php?view=3963 Christianity and Islam] in several ways. There is also some mention of a concept similar to the belief in reincarnation. Trithinite worshippers are usually portrayed (at least in [[Expanded Universe]] fluff) as either [[Rape, Pillage and Burn]] [[Church Militant]] fanatics or more humble and peaceful missionaries spreading the faith by word, charity and medical treatment of the needy. [[Grey and Gray Morality]] indeed...In addition, some levels of the second game feature Trithinite churches with paintings and small idols of the religion's One God, Sa.
* As noted, ''[[Breath of Fire]]'' as a series has played with this trope--bothtrope—both with the straight [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] example and a Crystal Dragon ''Buddha'' variant.
** The best example is with ''[[Breath of Fire]] II'' which had the Church of St. Eva. As it turns out, {{spoiler|the church ended up being "steeplejacked"--taken over from within--by the [[Big Bad]] of the game, literally turning the church of the [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] into a [[Church of Evil]]. The parishioners are none the wiser.}}
* ''[[Ogre Battle]] 64'' features the Holy Lotus Empire, a theocracy led by a Pope which dominates its surrounding countries. Since the Empire is the big antagonist for most of the game, ''[[God Is Evil]]'' may apply.
** Lotus/Lodis is responsible for nearly ''everything'' bad that happens in the series that isn't instead the result of demons. They're major antagonists in both ''[[Ogre Battle]] 64'' and ''[[Tactics Ogre]]'', and a negative political influence in the backstory of the original ''[[Ogre Battle]].'' The only game in the series so far where they ''aren't'' antagonistic in some way is ''[[Tactics Ogre]]: The Knight of Lodis''. [[God Is Evil]] may or may not apply, but [[Path of Inspiration]] or [[Church of Evil]] are fairly plausible.
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* ''[[Grandia II]]'' effectively has Catholicism in the game, what with Granas (God), Valmar (Satan), a second coming, the Pope, churches and priests.The only thing missing is Jesus.
* In ''[[MARDEK]]'', the most prominently featured religion is the Church of YALORT, who is a dragon.
* ''[[Sengoku Basara]]'' has "Xavism", a religion preached by the missionary Xavi (a stand-in for missionaries in Japan, specifically Francis Xavier), which mostly composes of acting like really [[Camp|Campy]]y [[Love Freak|Love Freaks]]s and spouting tons of [[Gratuitous English]] while chanting Xavi's name as well as other oddities (apparently "Angry Kitten" is a suitable baptismal name). While it is considered a [[Path of Inspiration]], it's also considered a faction of [[Harmless Villain|Harmless Villains]]s, though certain characters do occasionally show up as converts.
* [[Septerra Core]]. The whole thing with the son of Creator fighting the incarnation of Evil feels like this. Also, the monks from 3rd Shell have Christian habits.
* ''[[The Sims Medieval]]'' gives us the Church of The Watcher. It is divided into two denominations: the "Peteran" church and the "Jacoban" church (Essentially the [[Fantasy Counterpart Culture|equivalents]] of medieval Protestants and Catholics, respectively).
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* Jennifer Diane Reitz is known to have an <s> antipathy</s> frothing hatred toward the Abrahamic religions, "terrible desert religions", as she puts it. Her strip ''Pastel Defender Heliotrope'' has a monolithic [[Corrupt Church]] which is keen on the oppression and persecution of virtuous sexual minorities, such as the protagonists, and which worships an entity known as -- waitas—wait for it -- Godanit—Godan. It is then debunked repeatedly. Come on, man, [[Anvilicious|put some effort into it]].
* ''[[Strange Candy]]'' features two parodies in its Fantasy-RPG story arc. The first parodies [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060914.html Falun Gong]. The other is [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20060725.html Hubbomadaster], religious zealots who derive their name from [[L. Ron Hubbard]], Mohamed, and Zoroaster. They "cleanse" people and launch wars on other nations for [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20061130.html being infidels]. And their king uses words [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20071129.html like "misunderestimated"].
** ...and with [http://www.strangecandy.net/d/20080221.html the rest of 'em] glued into one [[Cannibal Tribe]]. "[http://www.ponju.net/index.php?showtopic=51802 omglololol!]". It's not [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]], it's simply [[Hollywood Atheist]] on board.
* ''[[Tales of the Questor]]'' has two: the Rac Cona Daimh Church of the Sojourner, and the Human Universal Church. The former has a conventional cross and cross-in-a-fish imagery associated with it, as well as conventional pastors and churches, although the stained glass portrays a glowing god and human monk and a stag rather than the traditional Christian version. It's apparently [[Writer on Board|fact for the universe]]. The latter is treated as being [[Fantastic Racism|speciest]], unpleasant to "heathens", and misguided -- tomisguided—to the point where an exorcism involves holy water, the use of a modesty ward like a cross, and a Latin chant that translates to "May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy" -- but—but not intentionally evil or cruel. The Universal Church still has a suspiciously cross-with-a-circle-looking symbol, similar to the Presbyterian cross or High cross but with crystals slapped onto the side, a pastor with priest collars, and a very church-like church.
* Subverted in ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]''; when Durkon [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0073.html reflects on "What Would Thor Do?"], it isn't very useful.
** It would have been useful had he still had his top two divine spells for the day. Well, the dungeon-smashing bit. Not so much the "return to the afterlife and drink a lot of beer" part.
*** Blasphemy. Durkon is ''always'' up for drinking a lot of beer.
* ''[[Digger]]'', being a [[Fantasy Kitchen Sink]], has not only a [[Crystal Dragon Jesus]] called the Good Man, it also has an equivalent of Virgin Mary. And {{spoiler|an evil version of said Virgin Mary figure made from certain people's belief that [[God]], wherein the two universes are merging, [[God Is Evil|is evil]]. She murdered her myth's version of the Good Man, and looking at her face drove one of the characters partially insane.}}
* ''[[Ansem Retort]]'' considers [[Batman]] to be a god. [[Word of God]] assures us that Zombie Superpowered Batman is indeed terrifying.
{{quote|'''[[Green Lantern]] Batman:''' YOU'RE ALL FUCKED.}}
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