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* [[All-Star Superman/Funny|All Star Superman]]
* [[The Batman Adventures/Funny|The Batman Adventures]]
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* [[Fables/Funny|Fables]]
* [[Gotham Central/Funny|Gotham Central]]
* [[Grant Morrison's Batman/Funny|Grant
* [[Green Lantern/Funny|Green Lantern]]
* [[Hitman (Comic Book)/Funny|Hitman]]
* [[The Joker/Funny|The Joker]]
* [[Justice League International/Funny|Justice League International]]
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* [[Preacher (Comic Book)/Funny|Preacher]]
* [[The Sandman/Funny|The Sandman]]
* [[Superman: Birthright/Funny|Superman Birthright]]
* [[Transmetropolitan/Funny|Transmetropolitan]]
* [[Watchmen (comics)/Funny|Watchmen]]
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{{quote|'''Spoiler''': You're going to have to knock me out if you want to do that.
'''Batgirl''': -nerve strike
<nowiki>*</nowiki>scene repeats*
Or:
'''Stephanie''': When my dad was mad at me he'd lock me in the closet--what did yours do?
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'''Bianca Reyes''': ''Is that a giant green fist?''
'''Guy Gardner''': (backing up and sweating visibly) ''Uh... uh... er..''
'''Bianca Reyes''': '''''[[
'''Brenda''': ''Always the cool mom...''
'''Paco''': ''Wow. She's...''
'''Alberto Reyes''' (Jaime's dad): ''the reason I never have to raise my voice.'' }}
** And of course: Eclipso trying to unleash Jaime's [[Super-Powered Evil Side]] [http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/867579.html to kill Paco]:
{{quote|'''Eclipso''': ''I'll make it special for you. [[Badass Boast|I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the '''monster within the [[Blue Beetle]]!'''''
'''Jaime''': ''I... am... a '''{{spoiler|dentist}}!'''''
'''Eclipso''': ''Wait. What? What in Neron's name is going on here?''
'''Traci 13''': ''Beats me.''
'''Eclipso''': ''You're the '''secret power fantasy''' of a '''teenager''' with an '''alien killing machine''' at his command?'' }}
*** That's a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], too. Why does he want to be a {{spoiler|dentist}}? To {{spoiler|pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...}}. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.
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** While Superman is fighting a losing battle with "The American Boy," a Doomsday clone modified to have [[Kryptonite Factor|Kryptonite]] [[Spikes of Villainy|bone protrusions]], Batman flies in on his Batwing to assist.
{{quote|'''Batman''': (sporting another visible grin) ''Damn, I really liked this one. Fastest top speed yet.''
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Batman crashes the Batwing into "The American Boy."*
'''Batman''': ''[[Fiction 500|Good thing I'm rich.]]'' }}
** A small one, following the battle with "The American Boy" where Clark and Bruce have dinner at the Kent farm:
{{quote|'''[[Cool Old Lady|Martha Kent]]''': ''Eat your peas, Bruce.''
'''[[Batman|Bruce Wayne]]''': ''Yes, ma'am.'' }}
* From ''[[Identity Crisis]]'':
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'''Supergirl''': "Shut up and make sense!"
'''Pariah''': "I--All right."
'''Supergirl''': "Now again, ''slowly'', and without the [[The Lord of the Rings]] double talk."
'''Pariah''': "My name is Kent Massa. I was a scientist once... Until I dared look into the eyes of God and--"
'''Supergirl''': (clenching her fist) "I will hurt you."
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** When Supergirl returns to her apartment, Captain Boomerang Jr. asks how her day was.
{{quote|'''Supergirl''': I met a girl tonight (Terra II).
'''Boomer''': (''[[Double Take]], then grin'') Explain. And do ''not'' leave out ''any'' [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|details]].
'''Supergirl''': (''hits him with a pillow'') Idiot. Another hero in a costume. }}
* In an early issue of ''[[Young Justice (comics)|Young Justice]]'', Bart Allen takes a blow to the head and thinks he's Batman. The [[Adam West]] [[Batman (TV series)|Batman]].
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{{quote|'''Superboy''': Oh no! It's not me! I'm not the mom! I am NOT the MOM!}}
** [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Two words]]: [[Meaningful Name|Mighty]] [[Gag Boobs|Endowed]].
{{quote|'''Robin''': Wow. She's certainly got '''huge'''...[[Monty Python and the Holy Grail|tracts of land]].
'''Impulse''': We're supposed to fight '''her?'''
'''[[Casanova|Superboy]]''': If there's a God, then yes!
'''Mighty Endowed''': I see you up there, trembling in fear!
'''Superboy''': This isn't fear! It's anticipation! }}
** Impulse, Superboy, and Ray all [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|complain about how "their" comics got canceled]]. Enter Robin who cheerfully asks them what they're talking about. All of them just glare at him.
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'''Wonder Woman:''' Do we need to expose ''quite'' so much of the second most famous...
'''Black Canary:''' Absolutely!
'''Wonder Woman:''' [[Combat Stilettos|And these boots seem completely impractical in a combat situation]]...
'''Black Canary:''' Could ''not'' agree more. Summon the plane, would ya? We're Tokyo-bound! }}
* I never thought I'd see the day when Pokemon appear in comic books other than manga. Well, here [http://i573.photobucket.com/albums/ss175/galateus/comics/co/1250056393248.jpg it is!]
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* There's a story where the Guardians of Oa visit the Zamorans, with Sodam Yat, Arisia, and Guy Gardner as backup. When they are hit by a bright violet flash: The Guardians continue being stoic, Arisia and Sodam cover their eyes in pain, and Guy whips up [[Cool Shades]] and puts them on with a smug look on his face.
* From ''[[Justice Society of America]]'', [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gd8NBIma-zo/TDE5LPZ_zII/AAAAAAAANuo/poSxacWOEl4/s1600/jsa+-+curedofthegay.jpg Obsidian's fake out] and everyone's expression. Seems to also be something of a [[Take That]] to people who thought the author (Bill Willingham) would pull something like that in his run.
* From ''[[52]]'', Renee Montoya and the Question are investigating a warehouse together. They saw someone enter who appears to have vanished. Montoya says there must be a secret door, the Question's immediate response? 'What is this, D&D?' After finding the switch by accident the two of them fall through the floor and end up with Renee on top of the Question while he delivers the immortal line:
{{quote|'''The Question:''' [[Wizard Needs Food Badly|Elf needs food badly.]]}}
* [[Secret Six]]: The entire scene involving Deadshot and Catman shopping for ice cream at the beginning of the ''Unhinged'' arc. In particular, Deadshot's excuse for ripping off the entire cigarette stock.
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* There was one spinoff novel, the plot of which was Batman, Green Arrow, and Aquaman, teaming up together with Nightwing, Arsenal, and Tempest to stop Deathstroke from carrying out an assassination. When they finally catch him, he incredulously asks if it really took that much firepower to stop him. The response?
{{quote|'''Batman''': Not really, but it was a nice excuse to spend some time with the kids.}}
* Kevin Smith's ''[[The Widening Gyre]]'' may be... controversial, but it is also... well, it's written by Kevin Smith, the man whom seemingly never met a gag he didn't like. If it had been received better it might have an actual page.
** The Calendar King's [[Trunk Shot]]:
{{quote|'''Calendar King''': I'm proud to report I've puked in your trunk.}}
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{{quote|'''Joker''': I am Jesus! I am Moses! I am Lucifer, the Fallen! I am Elijah! I am the beatified bones of Dancin' Don Rickles, and I'm gonna eat yer babies!}}
** Various characters' reactions to finding out Batman has a girlfriend now.
* ''[[Countdown to Final Crisis]]'' has Kyle Rayner being used as a club by Heel-Turned Mary Marvel to beat up Donna Troy.
** [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Tj4NmoRZYpg/SCnfCHlIg3I/AAAAAAAABRU/M6KCimhp9Ng/s400/panelE.jpg WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP.]
* In an issue of ''[[Batman|Batman: Gotham Knights]]'', Batman is facing off with Hugo Strange on the rooftop of the Wayne Enterprises building. Tim asks Dick what they're going to do. Dick says it's Batman versus Dr. Strange: [[Pass the Popcorn|he's getting popcorn]].
* Gail Simone's ''JLA'' comic ''The Hypothetical Woman'' has a scene where the League is planning their next move aboard the Watchtower...and while they're doing that, Wonder Woman surprises everyone with pomegranate cookies that she baked herself.
{{quote|'''GL/Flash:''' Wonder Woman BAKED?!}}
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{{quote|'''Agent If:''' Titangirl! How can you be here? All right...all right...you're dead! No! If you're dead...then...something. Anything. '''WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD?!'''
'''Titangirl:''' Perhaps you broke your toy?
'''Agent If:''' No...I know the answer! You're not really here! You're projecting thoughts from somewhere outside the Realitoy's range! And that means you can't stop me, either! All I have to remember is that you're just an idea in my head! You couldn't be here [[Too Dumb to Live|if I didn't exist, or--]][[Oh Crap|or...]][[Big No|NO!]] [[Puff of Logic|IF I EXI--*]]
'''Implicate Girl:''' What's the latest on our terrorist?
'''Titangirl:''' [[Incredibly Lame Pun|He talked himself out of it.]] }}
* ''Emperor Joker'': [[Darkseid]], realizing the severity of the situation, tries to form an alliance with The Quintessence ([[Wonder Woman|Zeus]], [[New Gods|Highfather]], [[Green Lantern|Ganthet]], [[The Phantom Stranger]], and [[Shazam]]), only to find that [[The Joker]] has turned them into babbling idiots.
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'''Ganthet''': {{spoiler|Wazzzup!}}
'''Darkseid''': (''deadpan'') I am too late. }}
* Lex Luthor once managed to easily capture Superboy by making a kryptonite cage labelled [[
* Stephanie Brown AKA the current [[Batgirl]] has a [[Precocious Crush]] on her developing contact for the police, Detective Nicholas Gage, who avoided any action on her feelings. It leads to ...
{{quote|'''Batgirl''': (''As she swings by Gage and Gordon, giving Gage a smile and a small wave'') "Hey, you!"
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'''Gage''': "No one raises an eyebrow when you talk to Batman."
'''Gordon''': "I'm pretty sure Batman's ''legal'', detective!" }}
* ''Batman/Spider-Man'', after Batman corrects Spidey's reference to ''[[
{{quote|'''Spider-Man:''' A-ha! I knew we had something in common besides our love of tights! You're into old movies too, huh?
'''Batman:''' I ''was'' - when I was young.
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