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* In ''Dawn of War II'' the Space marine team starts conjecturing that the [[Horde of Alien Locusts|Tyranids]] intend to assimilate the DNA of humans and, in particular, of the team's [[Big Guy]] and [[Blood Knight]] Sgt. Avitus.

'''Cyrus''': ''"Emperor protect us if they find a way. I doubt the Imperium could survive Avitus in Tyranid form."'' }}

* A few Ork quotes, both from ''Winter Assault'':

'''Squiggoth''':(eats Nob) OM NOM NOM! }}

 

'''Gorgutz''': ''"I don't care if the flyer boyz dead. Find me another flyer boy so I can KILL HIM INSTEAD!!!"'' }}

** In ''Dark Crusade''.

'''Gorgutz''': ''"I liked that commissar's [[Commissar Cap|'at]], to' bad it blew up with his head!"'' }}

** The small exchange in ''Dawn of War II'' between your Space Marines after the defense of an Imperial shrine from the Orks:

'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Avitus]]''': ''"Better, we taught them to lie face down in the mud and bleed in His presence."'' }}

** ''Dawn of War II'' also has the scene where Administrator Derosa reveals that she finally got sick of her [[Obstructive Bureaucrat]] boss, shot her way into his manor, stole the control codes the Blood Ravens needed, then told them everything the Governor had been up to, [[Screw the Rules, I'm Doing What's Right|commenting she doesn't mind treason charges since she knows she was doing the right thing]]. Avitus is [[Not So Stoic|audibly amused]] when he notes she would have made a good Sister of Battle.

** In the Ork campaign of ''Retribution'', Inquisitor Adrastia tries to hire Kaptin Bluddflag to kill {{spoiler|Azariah Kyras}}. The deal goes rather well, up until the part where she refuses to give her hat as payment. It also becomes something of a [[Brick Joke]] because {{spoiler|the next to last thing he does in the Ork campaign is mug her for that hat.}}

*** Oh and a comment by one of the nameless Orks in ''Retribution'':

* The Orks from ''Retribution'' are by far the funniest characters in the series since Gorgutz.

'''Spookums''': ''"Its not like I can hide in da lava! Mork knows I ain't tryin DAT trick again!"'' }}

** But the best Ork in the whole game has got to be the Mad Mek.

'''Kaptin Bludflagg:''' Dem Orkz got a Mek for a boss! Dat's just sad, dat is. }}

** After Bludflagg and co. find the first tellyporta.

'''Nailbrain:''' ''"Well Kap'n, we'z low on [[Cannon Fodder|grots]]. I'm sure it's fine, dough. Mork says."''<br />

'''Bludflagg:''' ''"After ''you'' den, Mistah Nailbrain."'' (Nailbrain teleports) ''"...I 'ave no idea if dat means it works. Oh well. 'ere we go! WAAAGH!!!"'' }}

** Discovering "Daisy", a huge tank custom-built by other orks, Bludflagg and company fight it to claim it:

* ''[[Ascended Meme|"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"]]''

* In the first ''[[Dawn of War]]'', watching a Tau commander meleeing a non-defended building to death is hilarious. Watch as he recoils and parries attacks that are not, in fact, taking place.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=XgSqeHWV7Zg#t=45s LUNCH MISSILES!]

* Lord General Castor and Sergeant Merrick make unsubtle threats to murder each other as if it were casual conversation. Also Sergeant Merrick deciding (serving under a disciplinary code that ancient Romans would have considered barbaric) [[Didn't Think This Through|that calling your superior officer's competence into question is a better option than flat out threatening to murder him.]]

 

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